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My awkward adventures with beautiful Asian gals
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Here's a great sitcom plot for you all.
I talk once to a beautiful sweet, shy Asian looking girl at school. We discover that we are going to the same approved musical event to do a concert report for a music class.
Event Night
I'm sitting in my seat when I see four somewhat Asian gals entering the auditorium. I'm hoping one of them is her but I don't want to stare. Interestingly, they pick my row. As they are passing me the last one says "Hi".
Here's a tip. If you are crushing on a beautiful asian gal do not say this when she is literally in a line of other asian gals: "Is that you?"
So they are not far away and just as I build up my balls to go sit with her an older asian couple literally comes from all directions, an asian lady comes down the row and an asian guy jumps over the seats to sit beside her. I'm thinking they want to protect her from me, because she just graduated high school last year and I am 22 but look much older, or maybe i'ts just a coincidence.
DESSERT TIME! Oh yeah, they served desserts after this concert. The group of girls heads towards the same table I'm checking out. I'm thinking, is this a coincidence? I try to say something to the girl I met once before but it goes unheard...I go eat brownies by myself.
I see them all at a table together, with no parents. I build up my balls again, I go over to them and "boo" them. One of them is immediately friendly and makes a seat for me beside her. In my attempt to not be calculated in what I say, I am autopilot part of the time. I feel I should talk to the girl I know because they was my original attention and since she is the only one I know it seems more appropriate.
Why the hell did I do that???? The one right beside is me is incredibly beautiful and she is being way way friendly and talkative. I mean this girl is unbelievably hot, and she won't stop talking to me but I'm all like "must complete original intentionally unscheduled plan".
tl:dr
I was the only guy among four hot malaysian looking gals and the hottest one was so so into me and I messed up good.
I talk once to a beautiful sweet, shy Asian looking girl at school. We discover that we are going to the same approved musical event to do a concert report for a music class.
Event Night
I'm sitting in my seat when I see four somewhat Asian gals entering the auditorium. I'm hoping one of them is her but I don't want to stare. Interestingly, they pick my row. As they are passing me the last one says "Hi".
Here's a tip. If you are crushing on a beautiful asian gal do not say this when she is literally in a line of other asian gals: "Is that you?"
So they are not far away and just as I build up my balls to go sit with her an older asian couple literally comes from all directions, an asian lady comes down the row and an asian guy jumps over the seats to sit beside her. I'm thinking they want to protect her from me, because she just graduated high school last year and I am 22 but look much older, or maybe i'ts just a coincidence.
DESSERT TIME! Oh yeah, they served desserts after this concert. The group of girls heads towards the same table I'm checking out. I'm thinking, is this a coincidence? I try to say something to the girl I met once before but it goes unheard...I go eat brownies by myself.
I see them all at a table together, with no parents. I build up my balls again, I go over to them and "boo" them. One of them is immediately friendly and makes a seat for me beside her. In my attempt to not be calculated in what I say, I am autopilot part of the time. I feel I should talk to the girl I know because they was my original attention and since she is the only one I know it seems more appropriate.
Why the hell did I do that???? The one right beside is me is incredibly beautiful and she is being way way friendly and talkative. I mean this girl is unbelievably hot, and she won't stop talking to me but I'm all like "must complete original intentionally unscheduled plan".
tl:dr
I was the only guy among four hot malaysian looking gals and the hottest one was so so into me and I messed up good.
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Man, you did fuck up.
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i am thinking he stole this whole thing from scott pilgrim
dude think about it
older guy?
17 year old asian high schooler?
it all fits. now all we need is that he's in a band with a video-game related name and we are all set for a plagiarism lawsuit
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He's very popular in the bear community.
Oh sorry, natural reaction.
im not reading this!
Rebellioooooon
Somewhat Asian.
A couple of old Asian people coming from ALL DIRECTIONS?
And then you call those poor girls Mal-Asians!
ASIANS ARE NOT EVIL!
Secret Satan
How can two people literally come from all directions?
There are more than two directions you know.
There would have to be at least 13 other asians for them to have been coming literally from all directions.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
People who misuse the word "literally" need to be punished in some form.
Scientists were close to discovering a 16th, but they ran out of funding.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I remember some talk show covering relationship problems
The blurb as they went to commercial was "COMING UP, A WOMAN STRUGGLES WITH A DECISION THAT IS LITERALLY TEARING HER APART"
Turns out she just had to choose between two guys
:x
I agree but I've heard that a lot of writing professors actually think it's a legitimate use...so I dunno.
Secret Satan
this thread is racist.
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They're wrong
Very wrong.
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