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People are crazy when it comes to seeing religious shit in random places.
A few years in Chicago we had this:
A water stain that people said was the virgin mary.
I went and looked at it. The was some crazy guy homeless guy there screaming something about the queen of hearts or some shit. It was the best smelling underpass ever though, 'cause of all the candles.
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Good game, humans. We tried our best, but we lost.
I miss the days of the old testament when miracles were sea parting and pillars of fire.
Now we get shadows on shrouds tears on statues, and fires that look like a dude.
Budget cuts in Heaven.
You are the Reverse Jesus.
not this hombre, that's who
the day I give a crap about a pope is the day they make spider-man pope of eternia
holy shit
that would be awesome
Old Pope was Polish, duder.
But you're right, that would be awesome.
What else could that fire look like?
Old dude coppin' a feel.
edit: so slow.
A few years in Chicago we had this:
A water stain that people said was the virgin mary.
I went and looked at it. The was some crazy guy homeless guy there screaming something about the queen of hearts or some shit. It was the best smelling underpass ever though, 'cause of all the candles.
did he or did he not live in the vatican, which is pretty much just fancy italy?
see?
italian.
QED.
VOS VADUM NON OBDUCO
Taking a shit in the ladies restroom doesn't make you Britney Spears, fuck head.
Vatican is its own country, as I recall.
Surrounded by Italy, though, so I'm sure they import all kinds of italian pop culture.
Pizza.
Uh...
Mini pizza bagels.
Not impressed.
I already said QED.
that, minus the fuck head. That's just uncalled for.
Whoops, I did it again!
Wait, John Paul dropped loads in the girl's bathroom?
The fuck head makes it look like I'm all crazy angry about it though.
You make a point that I cannot argue.
I am pretty sure the Vatican generally ignores this type of shit. The dude that's confirming it just runs a TV station.
that stuff is the best.
put it on some good focaccia and you have yourself a meal.
GIS for pope smoked turkey. front page.
NSFW NSFW NSFW
I'd kind of like to see the criteria the use for the mircales dudes gotta do to get cannonized, just to be sure.
Is that there a little nutsack cleavage?
what, you're not hard right now too?