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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Yay I have a coyote in heat.
    So all the coyotes from miles around have come to visit
    What a fun night this is going to be

    I need an emote that is some combination of:
    D:D:D:O_o:winky:

    The fun is outside are a couple of coyotes pacing around the street and yard making noises and my coyote growling at them

    Your coyote has no desire to fuck.

    Your coyote is a prude.

    _J_ on
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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    2 performances down, 4 to go.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Holy shit, did Church just reference a movie that isn't Star Wars?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    All y'all can get off my damn lawn.

    I've been a crotchety old woman since I was about 15.

    I was a crotchety old woman until puberty.

    I was born a poor black child.

    You have won my heart, Feral.

    And my bow.
    E_Legolas_bow2.jpg


    And my axe!
    810037.jpg

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Your coyote has no desire to fuck.

    Your coyote is a prude.


    You're so unsexy, you're the reason pandas don't fuck!

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Holy shit, did Church just reference a movie that isn't Star Wars?

    :!::!::!::!::!:

    Jewcar: I thought I won. Then you did.

    Church on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Holy shit, did Church just reference a movie that isn't Star Wars?

    :!::!::!::!::!:

    Jewcar: I thought I won. Then you did.

    Soulstone

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Your coyote has no desire to fuck.

    Your coyote is a prude.


    You're so unsexy, you're the reason pandas don't fuck!

    Hey, if I were a lady coyote I would totally fuck any random coyote that wandered into my house from unknown locations. Drifter male coyotes are terrible parents, but they know how to pleasure a lady coyote.

    _J_ on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Holy shit, did Church just reference a movie that isn't Star Wars?

    :!::!::!::!::!:

    Jewcar: I thought I won. Then you did.

    Soulstone

    Well, I hope you cast it on a pally and not a priest. They drop too easily. Especially if they're me. No one should ever soulstone me. That's just a bad idea.

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    Dr Mario KartDr Mario Kart Games Dealer Austin, TXRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is there a particular font that those Civil War: I'm with ____, things use? Or is there like a generator somewhere

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Cillian Murphy = hotness

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Church wrote: »
    Holy shit, did Church just reference a movie that isn't Star Wars?

    :!::!::!::!::!:

    Jewcar: I thought I won. Then you did.

    Soulstone

    Would that be the Soulstone of Diablo, or the Soulstone of World of Warcraft?

    Church on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, I hope you cast it on a pally and not a priest. They drop too easily. Especially if they're me. No one should ever soulstone me. That's just a bad idea.

    I'm solo 99% of the time, so mostly it's just Oh shit a rogue *die* *SS* haw bitch enjoy that corpse run!

    --

    World of Warcraft. I was playing Warlocks when Warlocks were free HKs.

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    That's a funny-lookin' Ewok.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Your coyote has no desire to fuck.

    Your coyote is a prude.


    You're so unsexy, you're the reason pandas don't fuck!

    Hey, if I were a lady coyote I would totally fuck any random coyote that wandered into my house from unknown locations. Drifter male coyotes are terrible parents, but they know how to pleasure a lady coyote.

    I think she is trying to chase them off because she lives in a house and gets fed every day
    But they usually don't get this close so I think they are either brave tonight or she is in heat

    The only person who is afraid of her is my brother's girlfreind
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Cillian Murphy = hotness

    cillianbreakfastinpluto.jpg

    ?

    Incenjucar on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Well, I hope you cast it on a pally and not a priest. They drop too easily. Especially if they're me. No one should ever soulstone me. That's just a bad idea.

    I'm solo 99% of the time, so mostly it's just Oh shit a rogue *die* *SS* haw bitch enjoy that corpse run!

    --

    World of Warcraft. I was playing Warlocks when Warlocks were free HKs.

    My WoW character is a Warlock and I didn't realize that I could use soulstones on myself until I was around level 37.

    For some reason I just never thought to use it on myself.

    _J_ on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    The coyote
    I have never seen the bedroom they sleep in since they keep the door closed all the time

    Brainleech on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Cillian Murphy = hotness

    cillianbreakfastinpluto.jpg

    ?

    Is that from Breakfast on Pluto? I haven't see it yet.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    My WoW character is a Warlock and I didn't realize that I could use soulstones on myself until I was around level 37.

    For some reason I just never thought to use it on myself.

    O_o

    Boy, you aint right in the head.

    Incenjucar on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    The coyote
    I have never seen the bedroom they sleep in since they keep the door closed all the time

    Let me get this straight: You have a coyote, in heat, in your room, in a cave of pillows?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Well, I hope you cast it on a pally and not a priest. They drop too easily. Especially if they're me. No one should ever soulstone me. That's just a bad idea.

    I'm solo 99% of the time, so mostly it's just Oh shit a rogue *die* *SS* haw bitch enjoy that corpse run!

    --

    World of Warcraft. I was playing Warlocks when Warlocks were free HKs.

    Not having played World of Warcraft, I must ask, what did you mean to imply by saying "Soulstone"?

    Church on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    The coyote
    I have never seen the bedroom they sleep in since they keep the door closed all the time

    Let me get this straight: You have a coyote, in heat, in your room, in a cave of pillows?

    Can't be as bad as a horse in heat.

    D:

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    Soulstones are these little stones you can make to cast Soulstone Ressurection on yourself, which allows you to instantly rezz yourself once every half hour, with a decent amount of HP and Mana.

    It often allows you to kill someone who just killed you in a delicious touche` moment.

    Incenjucar on
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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Well, I hope you cast it on a pally and not a priest. They drop too easily. Especially if they're me. No one should ever soulstone me. That's just a bad idea.

    I'm solo 99% of the time, so mostly it's just Oh shit a rogue *die* *SS* haw bitch enjoy that corpse run!

    --

    World of Warcraft. I was playing Warlocks when Warlocks were free HKs.

    My WoW character is a Warlock and I didn't realize that I could use soulstones on myself until I was around level 37.

    For some reason I just never thought to use it on myself.

    My favorite WoW kill was a rogue who tried to gank me when I was solo. He killed me with like 10 hit points left. I popped the SS and killed him in one hit from a wand. :P

    Doc on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    My WoW character is a Warlock and I didn't realize that I could use soulstones on myself until I was around level 37.

    For some reason I just never thought to use it on myself.

    O_o

    Boy, you aint right in the head.

    Yeah. I have no idea what I was thinking.

    I also leveled via PVP rather than PVE because given the option between doing quests and doing PVP I'll do PVP. Quests suck. So it was not an issue until I started doing things with groups and people explained why I was an idiot using small words and gestures.

    _J_ on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    The coyote
    I have never seen the bedroom they sleep in since they keep the door closed all the time

    Let me get this straight: You have a coyote, in heat, in your room, in a cave of pillows?

    She is in the living room growling.
    The wild coyotes that hang around the neighborhood usually don't come this far up the street .

    Brainleech on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    OMG I would totally sleep in a cave of pillows! That sounds almost as awesome as the fort I tried to build out of couch cushions at my grandparents' place when I was 7.

    IreneDAdler on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    The coyote
    I have never seen the bedroom they sleep in since they keep the door closed all the time

    Let me get this straight: You have a coyote, in heat, in your room, in a cave of pillows?

    She is in the living room growling.

    And people accuse me of being the furry.

    I'm going to bed.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Doc wrote: »
    My favorite WoW kill was a rogue who tried to gank me when I was solo. He killed me with like 10 hit points left. I popped the SS and killed him in one hit from a wand. :P

    <3

    Incenjucar on
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    The coyote
    I have never seen the bedroom they sleep in since they keep the door closed all the time

    Let me get this straight: You have a coyote, in heat, in your room, in a cave of pillows?

    She is in the living room growling.
    The wild coyotes that hang around the neighborhood usually don't come this far up the street .

    I'll ask the obvious question: How did you obtain your coyote?

    _J_ on
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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Basically, Church, it was a nerdy(ier) way of saying I 1-upped you!

    DISREGARD THAT. I SUCK COCKS.

    Church on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    One of my favorite kills in pvp in WOW is meleeing a hunter to death with a firey broom while he ran around trying to get into range to shoot me

    I really have never ss'd myself I am so used that to doing a healer or tank.

    Brainleech on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    I'll ask the obvious question: How did you obtain your coyote?

    When a daddy coyote and a mommy coyote love each other very much, the stork brings them a baby coyote of their very own.

    Then you just kill them both and take the baby for your own. Bonus points if you get that fucking stork he keeps crapping on my car.

    --

    My favorite WoW kill has to be when I killed a Rogue who was hiding at our flag about half by running around him in circles and smacking him with my sword.

    <3 Swordlocks

    Incenjucar on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    The coyote
    I have never seen the bedroom they sleep in since they keep the door closed all the time

    Let me get this straight: You have a coyote, in heat, in your room, in a cave of pillows?

    She is in the living room growling.
    The wild coyotes that hang around the neighborhood usually don't come this far up the street .

    I'll ask the obvious question: How did you obtain your coyote?

    I was bored and went for a walk

    Brainleech on
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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    It appears to be 4:07. Perhaps pasta is a thing for breakfast. I sleep soon as well, as I'm kind of passing out here anyway.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    For the most part she sleep in my room in a cave of pillows
    Your brother's girlfriend, or the coyote?

    The coyote
    I have never seen the bedroom they sleep in since they keep the door closed all the time

    Let me get this straight: You have a coyote, in heat, in your room, in a cave of pillows?

    She is in the living room growling.
    The wild coyotes that hang around the neighborhood usually don't come this far up the street .

    I'll ask the obvious question: How did you obtain your coyote?

    I was bored and went for a walk

    When I go on walks I obtain no coyotes. :(

    I must be doing something incorrectly.

    Also, it's fucking 4 a.m. and I'm typing when I have manga to read and games to play!

    Also, I successfully avoided filling out grad school apps today. I suck.

    _J_ on
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Also, I successfully avoided filling out grad school apps today. I suck.

    You really aint right in the head.

    Man I would kill for a reasonable opportunity to sign up for grad school right now.

    But I have to wait for like two years to even apply unless I want to bleed money. D:

    Incenjucar on
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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »

    I'll ask the obvious question: How did you obtain your coyote?

    I was bored and went for a walk

    When I go on walks I obtain no coyotes. :(

    I must be doing something incorrectly.

    Also, it's fucking 4 a.m. and I'm typing when I have manga to read and games to play!

    Also, I successfully avoided filling out grad school apps today. I suck.


    I went for a walk into the scrub at the time it was still wild they were jsut starting to level it and pour foundations

    And good luck with your apps

    Brainleech on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My best PvP experience in WoW was when I was leveling a priest on a PvP server, in snowy part around the ruins of Alterac in Hillsbrad. This troll hunter (I was Alliance) came up and I think he was trying to help me kill the mob, but I guess he hit Multi-shot or something by accident, so all I know is that there's a hunter shooting me and his pet boar shoving its tusks up my rear, so I turn around and fear-flay, but he manages to get away. Not being a hardcore pvper, I decide to live and let live, and go back to grinding. He comes back later, and we circle each other warily, like caged tigers, waiting for the other person to make the first move. Then he starts edging closer, and as I keep staring him down, he pantomimes that he's sorry for accidentally attacking me. And I bow and we go our separate ways, reaffirmed in our camaraderie in this best of all possible worlds.

    Then there was that time I totally pwned this shammie in AV in the face. That was fun too. Fucker will think twice next time about trying to take our graveyard.

    IreneDAdler on
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