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Dr.Funkenstein
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YOU BETTER CATCH IT ROFL
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Knocked my shaun of the dead doll off the TV.
First time I've ever been naked during an earthquake
Yeah its pretty strange that there would be an earthquake in California too.
avatar goes well with that I must say
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yes, i was being droll.
better find and stop the presses
go go go
im really proud of this post
Too bad I don't have any soda.
though that's probably a good thing
call.
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The fat is diluted with canola oil.
*conc jumps over yo head*
dude like dq blizzards
more like natural delicious
High Fructose Canola Oil
If by fat diluted with canola oil you mean water then yes I do.
So when you are out and about and feeling a bit peckish, do you just reach under one of your chins and pull out some steak fries?
what can I say I'm a quake master
word
it's also carbonated, because fuck drinking something if it doesn't get teensy bubbles in your nose
why would he mean that
what kind of crazy code do you kids speak nowadays
Either that or bacon and breakfast sausages.
until it woke me up, I was impressed and pretty scared that they were angry enough to shake the entire world just for me
"I was about to take a shower but the hot fat diluted with canola oil was turned off! Did you pay the fat diluted with canola oil bill?"
or a small child
Hunks of Prime Rib floating in, for texture
it's a sign that God is angry at you
But it has to be a fat one. I don't like the boney little kids.
The homeless children in his area use his many neckbeards for stickball matches.