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Earthquakes, Aftershocks, and SJ PAX

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i imagine that you just drink diluted fat.
    The fat is diluted with canola oil.

    High Fructose Canola Oil

    it's also carbonated, because fuck drinking something if it doesn't get teensy bubbles in your nose

    Hunks of Prime Rib floating in, for texture

    Nacho cheese.
    Just put some of that in there.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i imagine that you just drink diluted fat.
    The fat is diluted with canola oil.

    If by fat diluted with canola oil you mean water then yes I do.

    why would he mean that

    what kind of crazy code do you kids speak nowadays

    "I was about to take a shower but the hot fat diluted with canola oil was turned off! Did you pay the fat diluted with canola oil bill?"

    "Your father gambled all his money away betting on the vag fights again"

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    wait vag fights
    like clit punches?

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i imagine that you just drink diluted fat.
    The fat is diluted with canola oil.

    If by fat diluted with canola oil you mean water then yes I do.

    So when you are out and about and feeling a bit peckish, do you just reach under one of your chins and pull out some steak fries?

    Either that or bacon and breakfast sausages.

    or a small child

    "hello little boy. I think I'll save you for later."

    *lifts fat folds*

    that mental image is the worst.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i imagine that you just drink diluted fat.
    The fat is diluted with canola oil.

    If by fat diluted with canola oil you mean water then yes I do.

    So when you are out and about and feeling a bit peckish, do you just reach under one of your chins and pull out some steak fries?

    Either that or bacon and breakfast sausages.

    or a small child



    *lifts fat folds*

    "WOOOO"

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    wait vag fights
    like clit punches?

    clit punches are barred

    we want to see a good clean fight of two beavers just tearing at each other

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    wait vag fights
    like clit punches?

    If it wants to win it sure as hell better

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    FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    I was dreaming during this one that someone was mad at me

    until it woke me up, I was impressed and pretty scared that they were angry enough to shake the entire world just for me

    it's a sign that God is angry at you
    if God were really angry with me he would have done some damage to my house, or sent me an aftershock and swallowed me up

    obviously nothing I do can be wrong though

    hubris go go

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »



    *lifts fat folds*

    "WOOOO"

    hahahahahahaha

    aaahahahahaha

    ahaha

    haa

    God I loved that epsiode

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    labia lashes

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    cunt chomps

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    just a dark pile of pubic hair and blood on the mattress

    a still twitching fallopian tube

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    just a dark pile of pubic hair and blood on the mattress

    a still twitching fallopian tube

    there is a clitoral hood smeared on the headstand

    a solo vagina standing in victory

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    h-h-h-h-hymen breaker

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    How did we get from earthquakes to fighting disrespect holes in about 2 pages?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited October 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    How did we get from earthquakes to fighting disrespect holes in about 2 pages?

    is disrespect hole what they call your ass when they are plowing it
    it's okay
    the gay men can't get you here tehcoolryan
    no one tell him the truth

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    h-h-h-h-hymen breaker

    i
    i love you

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    h-h-h-h-hymen breaker

    i
    i love you

    shut up baby I know it

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    DO THE BENDER
    THIS ONE'S CALLED THE BENDER

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited October 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah I should come here more often

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh come on now, not showing if you're online or not is the worst thing.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    i come all the time

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i come all the time

    tehe

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    clit kick is better than punch i just realized

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I bet you do.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i come all the time

    tehe

    shit. What I meant to say was:
    I ejaculate all the time.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    remember to stop if it starts to chafe

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I bet you do.

    and i bet you smear yourself with crisco, put on a santa hat and tell children to sit in your lap.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    i come all the time

    tehe

    shit. What I meant to say was:
    I ejaculate all the time.

    that's better.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    i'm in a constant state of orgasm

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I bet you do.

    and i bet you smear yourself with crisco, put on a santa hat and tell children to sit in your lap.

    No not really.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mommy santa's candy cane tastes like bacon

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I bet you do.

    and i bet you smear yourself with crisco, put on a santa hat and tell children to sit in your lap.

    No not really.

    denial isn't just a river in egypt.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    mommy santa's candy cane tastes like bacon

    and sadness

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I have to stab you so hard now, Kusu.

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I bet you do.

    and i bet you smear yourself with crisco, put on a santa hat and tell children to sit in your lap.

    No not really.

    denial isn't just a river in egypt.

    Really and all is time I thought it was called the Nile.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    I bet you do.

    and i bet you smear yourself with crisco, put on a santa hat and tell children to sit in your lap.

    No not really.

    i suppose it's hard to tell a child anything if they're dead and stuffed with cotton balls, you sick fucker

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