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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    COKEY COCKS
    open every thursday through sunday
    11pm til sunrise

    Powder your nose on the hardest boners in town
    Thursday is ladies night, lines off the balls free

    #pipe on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    This thread is not a good thread, honestly.

    hey man, just because you've been outed

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    This thread is not a good thread, honestly.

    hey man, just because you've been outed

    <.<

    But seriously, this thread is too much talk.

    PotU on
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    mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This thread is make me crying at work

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There should be a hunting season on furries.

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    the hard part is not scraping up your unit while chopping the line

    I imagine the hard part is being dexterous enough to bend over enough to take the hit in one go

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    This thread is not a good thread, honestly.

    hey man, just because you've been outed

    <.<

    But seriously, this thread is too much talk.

    this isn't a good thread because you think it should have more furry pictures in it?

    not helping your case, stallion

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    #pipe your sig comparing bananas to traffic lights never fails to make me giggle.

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    See, I assumed that these fictional people were doing lines off of other people's dongers.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    This thread is not a good thread, honestly.

    hey man, just because you've been outed

    <.<

    But seriously, this thread is too much talk.

    this isn't a good thread because you think it should have more furry pictures in it?

    not helping your case, stallion

    Uhm...

    I mean burning furries. Wait no, this could be a fetish.

    Dead furries? Hmm, no, already is a fetish.

    Furries covered in poo? Aw yeah, that's what I'm talking about, but still...

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    there is wikifur

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    This thread is not a good thread, honestly.

    hey man, just because you've been outed

    <.<

    But seriously, this thread is too much talk.

    this isn't a good thread because you think it should have more furry pictures in it?

    not helping your case, stallion

    Uhm...

    I mean burning furries. Wait no, this could be a fetish.

    Dead furries? Hmm, no, already is a fetish.

    Furries covered in poo? Aw yeah, that's what I'm talking about, but still...


    that hole your diggin' is getting mighty deep son

    best just to climb on out now 'fore it falls in on top of ya

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hey potu what about furries engaged in sexual relations

    man that would be the worst thing i dont think anyone would like to see that especially not you

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    This thread is not a good thread, honestly.

    hey man, just because you've been outed

    <.<

    But seriously, this thread is too much talk.

    this isn't a good thread because you think it should have more furry pictures in it?

    not helping your case, stallion

    Uhm...

    I mean burning furries. Wait no, this could be a fetish.

    Dead furries? Hmm, no, already is a fetish.

    Furries covered in poo? Aw yeah, that's what I'm talking about, but still...


    that hole your diggin' is getting mighty deep son

    best just to climb on out now 'fore it falls in on top of ya

    WHY CAN'T YOU RESPECT MY FUR

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    This thread is not a good thread, honestly.

    hey man, just because you've been outed

    <.<

    But seriously, this thread is too much talk.

    this isn't a good thread because you think it should have more furry pictures in it?

    not helping your case, stallion

    Uhm...

    I mean burning furries. Wait no, this could be a fetish.

    Dead furries? Hmm, no, already is a fetish.

    Furries covered in poo? Aw yeah, that's what I'm talking about, but still...


    that hole your diggin' is getting mighty deep son

    best just to climb on out now 'fore it falls in on top of ya

    WHY CAN'T YOU RESPECT MY FUR

    your mother and i just want to know that you're safe

    we worry when you dont call

    and these new friends you're running around with...

    i just dont know what to do anymore

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I should change my avatar and sig now, but that would be too much work for a stupid joke.

    PotU on
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I know a furry.


    He's a panda.


    He also has a wolf outfit.


    he tried to hug me one time in his outfit.


    it went something like:


    "No. no no no. We are not hugging. If you try that again I swear to God I will light you on fire."

    and he did the cute little furry laugh-mime-shrug thing and tried again.

    "ON FIRE PAUL."


    it got the point across.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Why would he be two animals in one?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Why would he be two animals in one?

    A schizophrenic fury?

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    That's like playing Power Rangers and you are the blue and the green ranger.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man stale that would have been a great opportunity to take advantage of your condition and 'accidentally' cough up blood all over him

    being able to cough up blood on demand would be a great and underrated skill and frankly i am a little jealous of you in this area stale

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Air wrote: »
    man stale that would have been a great opportunity to take advantage of your condition and 'accidentally' cough up blood all over him

    being able to cough up blood on demand would be a great and underrated skill and frankly i am a little jealous of you in this area stale

    if I push hard enough I can get blood out both ends.


    like a horrible fountain of pain.



    also, he doesn't wear them at the same time, he just has them both

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »

    and he did the cute little furry laugh-mime-shrug thing and tried again.

    Ugh....so creepy.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    well make that very jealous

    so you can cough blood on the suit and pretend it was an accident if you just wanna fuck with him a bit without him being allowed to be offended
    or if you got some decent strength and really wanna piss him off you could hold him down and shit blood all over the suit

    actually forget him and the furry suit
    you could do this to anyone
    just imagine the possibilities
    you are buying a car
    and the guy is not bringing the price down enough
    throw him on the ground and start some blood shit
    all 'how much lower do you think you can make it? remember i got another 5 litres of blood and it can all be yours if you want'

    Air on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »

    like a horrible fountain of pain.

    Our very own Tubgirl Mk2

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    Frosted ButtsFrosted Butts Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Riding up and down a hotel elevator with a head full of LSD with a bunch of people in furrysuits wrestling with each other is a pretty surreal experience. It's like the internet is unfolding before your very eyes.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale is there a good reason why you are friends with a furry?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Why would he be two animals in one?

    A schizophrenic fury?

    Man, being a fury sounds like a bitchin' alternative lifestyle.

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    necroSYSnecroSYS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Why would he be two animals in one?

    A schizophrenic fury?

    Man, being a fury sounds like a bitchin' alternative lifestyle.


    Maybe if you enjoy being a stinky, socially retarded zeta male with no options for recreational sex other than similarly classified individuals.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i'd love being one of the furies.


    dishing out instant justice.


    righting what once went wrong.


    hoping that the next leap will be the leap home.



    actually i just want to be Scott Bakula.

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    The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    necroSYS wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Why would he be two animals in one?

    A schizophrenic fury?

    Man, being a fury sounds like a bitchin' alternative lifestyle.


    Maybe if you enjoy being a stinky, socially retarded zeta male with no options for recreational sex other than similarly classified individuals.
    An internet nerd?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I know a furry.


    He's a panda.


    He also has a wolf outfit.


    he tried to hug me one time in his outfit.


    it went something like:


    "No. no no no. We are not hugging. If you try that again I swear to God I will light you on fire."

    and he did the cute little furry laugh-mime-shrug thing and tried again.

    "ON FIRE PAUL."


    it got the point across.

    Generally speaking calling a furry by his or her real name strips them of their power.

    Unfortunately with Paul and Panda being alliteration I'm not sure it is as effective

    Javen on
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    The_SpaniardThe_Spaniard It's never lupines Irvine, CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I know a furry.


    He's a panda.


    He also has a wolf outfit.


    he tried to hug me one time in his outfit.


    it went something like:


    "No. no no no. We are not hugging. If you try that again I swear to God I will light you on fire."

    and he did the cute little furry laugh-mime-shrug thing and tried again.

    "ON FIRE PAUL."


    it got the point across.

    Generally speaking calling a furry by his or her real name strips them of their power.

    Unfortunately with Paul and Panda being alliteration I'm not sure it is as effective
    Sexual Harassment Panda.

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    Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Police to a kid abused by furries "Show us on the teddy bear where they touched you"

    The kid "NO NOT THE BEARS AGAIN!!! ANYTHING BUT THE BEARS!"

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    FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I know a furry. We all call him "Bi-polar Bear". He's like 6.5 feet tall and covered in tattoos and piercings but completely harmless and wears a tail on special occasions.

    I think of him as sort of a furry lite.

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ...

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    the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mother of christ and all that is holy in the universe.

    I wake up to see this thread here.

    LARLAR STOP PUNISHING ME, I BEG OF YOU, I HAVE REPENTED FOR ALL MY SINS A THOUSAND TIMES OVER

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ...

    wam is this thread upsetting you


    is there something you would like to share with the class

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    World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    ...

    wam is this thread upsetting you


    is there something you would like to share with the class
    he edited out his own string of laughter

    I just

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sweet bippy... 24 pages later...

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