A sixteen year old boy offered me fellatio in the street the other day. It was hilarious and horrifying and depressing all at the sad time.
Hilarious because after shyly talking to me for about ten minutes he finally just came out with "tu mitt tonne... uhhh connais tu penis? Biiiig penis. Tu mit dans ici. Regardez, regardez... ici."
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I'm sorry, the correct answer was "Good Omens reference, right? I loved that book!"
Now what to do since apathy has taken me for a ride and left me in it's loving embrace once more
I hate you.
You chat very slowly!
*smack* No excuses!
Now get back to work!
Fuck, it's 2:30 am, and I have a midterm tomorrow.
Good luck anyway.
Edit: Oh, and happy 5th to all Brits out there!
Kaboom?
That was dismal Hap. Thumbscrews for you.
scrap that
who knows anything about it
but apparently it needs a bibliography (picky bastards, use your imagination) and i'm clutching at thin wiki links
And if
You don't love me now
You will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
You would never break the chain. :whistle:
?
c'est chic
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Dick Out!
It's because women are irrational.
Maybe you're irrational.
...
It's the womens fault.
Hilarious because after shyly talking to me for about ten minutes he finally just came out with "tu mitt tonne... uhhh connais tu penis? Biiiig penis. Tu mit dans ici. Regardez, regardez... ici."