It will be a miracle if I can get all my fucking yarn sorted today. What do you think my odds at canonization are? Oh yeah, and I need someone to pray to me and then find a knitting needle in a haystack or something. Okay?
I feel this is important to say. I had a dream about hacksaw. He was talking and I was like 'who the hell is talking to me?' and he says 'dude, it's fuckin hacksaw, come on' and that was it.
Was I charming and witty?
You asked him if he'd ever heard of World of Warcraft.
I'm going to blow you up.
Honestly that's all I remember, but let's go with that shall we.
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I feel this is important to say. I had a dream about hacksaw. He was talking and I was like 'who the hell is talking to me?' and he says 'dude, it's fuckin hacksaw, come on' and that was it.
Was I charming and witty?
You asked him if he'd ever heard of World of Warcraft.
I'm going to blow you up.
Honestly that's all I remember, but let's go with that shall we.
Damn it, Hacksaw. Now it sounds like V is reading all of your posts. It's even weirder than Mal doing it!
Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Damn it, Hacksaw. Now it sounds like V is reading all of your posts. It's even weirder than Mal doing it!
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Ok, I have a question. When I saw this in the theater, I could have sworn that after "vacant, vanished" there is an additional line which goes "as the once-vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified." I know I didn't make that up because I remember it way too specifically and some Google results for this speech contain the line as well. But it's not on the DVD version and I haven't heard it since. Does anyone else remember this line?
Ok, I have a question. When I saw this in the theater, I could have sworn that after "vacant, vanished" there is an additional line which goes "as the once-vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified." I know I didn't make that up because I remember it way too specifically and some Google results for this speech contain the line as well. But it's not on the DVD version and I haven't heard it since. Does anyone else remember this line?
I've got that damn iPod touch song stuck in my head.
Music is my boyfriend
music is my girlfriend...
Haha.
Shit. Shit. Shit... it's starting to get stuck in my head now.
Oh good. It's gone. Some other song is stuck in there now. I only really know one or two lines of it, and they keep repeating. I don't even know the title or artist.
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/engages make-out mode
Damn it, Hacksaw. Now it sounds like V is reading all of your posts. It's even weirder than Mal doing it!
Wooly cap? What is this nonsense? You know it's a toque. Don't pretend you don't know.
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Ok, I have a question. When I saw this in the theater, I could have sworn that after "vacant, vanished" there is an additional line which goes "as the once-vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified." I know I didn't make that up because I remember it way too specifically and some Google results for this speech contain the line as well. But it's not on the DVD version and I haven't heard it since. Does anyone else remember this line?
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
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He's calling him a loon... cause that's the name of the bird. It's canadian, I think.
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Fucker.
You think?
Sab, you fail at being Canadian. No cookie for you!
Well I am not sure if america has loons too you know?
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Music is my boyfriend
music is my girlfriend...
Well, I guess... Stale, old cookie for you!
*goes to sasketchewan and steals Laos' cookie jar*
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Haha.
Shit. Shit. Shit... it's starting to get stuck in my head now.
Oh good. It's gone. Some other song is stuck in there now. I only really know one or two lines of it, and they keep repeating. I don't even know the title or artist.