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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited November 2007
nyoro~n
Also; The basilisk lizard's speed is only one factor. It's abnormally large feet also help to keep the surface tension of the water, much like a water strider.
The female eats the head of the male while they have sex.
Mantises? That's interesting.
Why would any guy mantis ever want to have sex?
"Man did you hear what happened to Jim at prom?"
"No dude what?"
"Julie sucked his head"
"No way! Awesome"
"..."
Hey man, that's the way to go.
In fact, it would suck if you were a mantis and you died by any other means.
Dying a virgin.
:whistle: All lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.
Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it. :whistle:
Bloods EndBlade of TyshallePunch dimensionRegistered Userregular
edited November 2007
What about a horror from the e-mail box thats almost cute in a pathetic way?
"At last you've found a lass that's hot
You wanna hump her dripping twat.
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice? Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dong she would adore! But how to grow it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes! Your shaft will bang her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!"
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Who doesn't want a lizard? Everyone wants a lizard.
That's not so special.
I was saying gimme that lizard.
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Hey man, that's the way to go.
In fact, it would suck if you were a mantis and you died by any other means.
Dying a virgin.
: D
awwwwwwwwwwwww.
nyoro~n
Also; The basilisk lizard's speed is only one factor. It's abnormally large feet also help to keep the surface tension of the water, much like a water strider.
jesus lizard!
:whistle: All lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.
Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it. :whistle:
I had a bunch of anoles:
when i was a kid
they all died of natural causes, except for one that escaped, he got crushed while i was trying to recapture him
the biggest pain in the ass was keeping the crickets to feed them
Poison...Poison....Tasty fish!
it looks like somebody is playing catch
I WANT MY FUGU!
That is he raddest fish... Anyone have that happy
cowfish are pretty fucKING RADICAL
That thing is ready for CARNIVAL!
I like cephalopods way too much
If this guy touches you its game fucking over
what the hell is that?
your new best friend
give him a hug
It's like a little ball of shell with two big eyes
Whoo, cystisoma
Peacock Mantis Shrimp.
Theyre awesome and you can buy one to keep in a tank if you want. They can break glass so it has to be a special acrylic tank
you know, i can just string words together too
Pigeon Dog Ferret
see
except that would make me a liar see
"At last you've found a lass that's hot
You wanna hump her dripping twat.
She's full of passion, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will yearn for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to grow it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will bang her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!"
Awwwwwww.