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Silmaril

TheySlashThem

I don't really get it.

Edit: I mean, I get the basic joke. But I don't get it within context of the game.

Einhander

I kinda think this comic will make more sense to me once Mass Effect is in Mein Hands.

edit: I also get the joke, but I don't know how large and mysterious and expansive the game is yet.

Killjoy

What a dumb comic.

#pipe

those bioware guys are jerks

Silmaril

Killjoy, you are obviously drowning too much.

Drown less.

Meissnerd

Ironic that an octopus is on that guys shirt

Asher

Its not that hard to get. They are saying that mass effect is deep and immersive but gives you bugger all instruction about how to play or what to do. I like it.

Killjoy

Silmaril wrote: »

Killjoy, you are obviously drowning too much.

Drown less.

You choke lighter

ChicoBlue

I get it.

Do you get it?

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Yeah, I think I have to read the news post on this one

#pipe

that's not ironic, it's just a coincidence!

DarkPrimus

They don't give you any tutorials at all. It's a metaphor, see?

I approve of this comic. :^:

Green

Meissnerd wrote: »

Ironic that an octopus is on that guys shirt

Or Cthulu

Einhander

Actually maybe I shouldn't get it, my acklog is so bad and I don't need a huge RPG sucking up my hours.

But I love me some space opera.

So conflicted.

Meissnerd

#pipe wrote: »

that's not ironic, it's just a coincidence!

#pipe

ummm

Penguin Incarnate

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

I don't really get it.

Edit: I mean, I get the basic joke. But I don't get it within context of the game.

What is with you people?

You people that don't get the jokes.

This isn't fucking Hamlet.

Asher

Haven't you people ever heard of learning to swim by being pushed in at the deep end? With sharks?

Meissnerd

When all you need is a fork

TheySlashThem

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »

I don't really get it.

Edit: I mean, I get the basic joke. But I don't get it within context of the game.

What is with you people?

You people that don't get the jokes.

This isn't fucking Hamlet.

man this is the first I've not gotten the joke

and even then, I got the basic joke, I just couldn't really tell what they were saying about the game

Einhander

Meissnerd wrote: »

When all you need is a fork

When all you need is a knife

Meissnerd

Einhander wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

When all you need is a fork

When all you need is a knife

Sorry, Alanis

TheySlashThem

that's not a knife

#pipe

Meissnerd wrote: »

When all you need is a fork

http://benderirony.ytmnd.com/

Silmaril

Meissnerd wrote: »

Einhander wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

When all you need is a fork

When all you need is a knife

Sorry, Alanis

Right you fuckers. I'm going to stab you with the first utensil that comes to hand.

TheySlashThem

but... why a spoon?

because it's dull, you idiot, it'll hurt more!

#pipe

I'd like to see you stab me with a melon baller

Einhander

I'd like to see you ball me with a melon

wait

ChicoBlue

Man, a melon baller would hurt so bad.

Einhander

A potato masher wouldn't really stab, but it would leave some funny marks I think.

Penguin Incarnate

Einhander wrote: »

A potato masher wouldn't really stab, but it would leave some funny marks I think.

Especially if it exploded.

#pipe

The swiss cheese killer

mysterious holes all over the corpses.

ChicoBlue

Or possibly a Swiss man who really hates cheese.

Goatmon

I love how the name of companies is usually hidden just well enough to avoid easy lawsuits. I wonder if this was a lesson they learned from Strawberry Shortcake.

Einhander

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »

Einhander wrote: »

A potato masher wouldn't really stab, but it would leave some funny marks I think.

Especially if it exploded.

Nothing but potatos and GI corpses

ChicoBlue

Goatmon wrote: »

I love how the name of companies is usually hidden just well enough to avoid easy lawsuits. I wonder if this was a lesson they learned from Strawberry Shortcake.

I wonder if your mom will make me a strawberry shortcake.


Once I'm done having sexual intercourse with her.

Goatmon

You probably wouldn't want my mom.

I say "Probably" because there's a small chance that you're into wrinkly old fat chicks.

Vixx

Goatmon wrote: »

You probably wouldn't want my mom.

Neither did your dad but hey beggars choosers etc.

Volucrisus Aedrius

Reminds me of when I started playing X3.

The manual that shipped with the game was out of date.

And there was no tutorial.

It just shoves you into an extraordinarily open-ended and complicated space econimic sim without any true backstory.

Honestly if I hadn't played X2 I'd have been so utterly lost that I'd have given up.

Barcardi

yea ok we get it already

make a kane and lynch post and/or comic please