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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Pooro, we should hang out one of these days.

    We could roll cigarettes and talk about the way the country once was.

    I would so totally be down with this. Also, we should drink. PM me, and I shall give you my number. You can call me the next time you are in L.A. proper.


    To Professor Wayne: Shit, I forgot Carrie. You've got me, there.

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    preachermeatpreachermeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw The Mist last night.

    The ending was great, it had me chuckling.
    The horror movie fan in me really wants to see that flick.

    The horror movie fan in me is a loud eleven year-old hopped up on Pixie Sticks and write now he's irritating the other fans in side of me, most of which wear blazers, smoke pipes and recite opinions that they heard on NPR. I better take the horror movie fan out before he bothers the rest of them and I look like a bad Ego.

    Yeah you should go see it.

    It is one of the best adaptations of a Steven King story.

    what, are you saying it's a better adaptation then Dreamcatcher?
    Marky Mark's a retard...but he's really an ALIEN!!!!!!

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Granted I don't see a lot of movies in the theater, but I think Dreamcatcher might be the worst one. Or maybe tied with Blade 3.

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That's the problem with film school. It's too much talking about film, and not enough actually filming. The main reason I didn't go. But that's just my drunk ass.

    What's the flick about?
    Yeah, fuck film school. It's a shame I don't have enough character to get a job.

    The film is about a sociopath exboyfriend breaking into his exgirlfriend's place to get back a Metallica tape he left. After breaking in he finds out that she's still there.

    It's a comedy.

    This... this was based on real life events wasn't it.

    Except it wasn't Metallica if I recall correctly...

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw The Mist last night.

    The ending was great, it had me chuckling.

    Without spoiling too much... is the mist or whatever a giant robot?

    'Cause my roommate keeps saying it is and if he's right I have to murder him before he finds out.

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I saw The Mist last night.

    The ending was great, it had me chuckling.
    The horror movie fan in me really wants to see that flick.

    The horror movie fan in me is a loud eleven year-old hopped up on Pixie Sticks and write now he's irritating the other fans in side of me, most of which wear blazers, smoke pipes and recite opinions that they heard on NPR. I better take the horror movie fan out before he bothers the rest of them and I look like a bad Ego.

    Yeah you should go see it.

    It is one of the best adaptations of a Steven King story.

    The Shining/Shawshank Redemption excluded (and maybe It), that's like saying "She's not nearly as sweaty as most fat chicks."

    Stand By Me

    The Green Mile

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I Dudditz

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Retards are magic.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maximum Overdrive.

    Trucks.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That's the problem with film school. It's too much talking about film, and not enough actually filming. The main reason I didn't go. But that's just my drunk ass.

    What's the flick about?
    Yeah, fuck film school. It's a shame I don't have enough character to get a job.

    The film is about a sociopath exboyfriend breaking into his exgirlfriend's place to get back a Metallica tape he left. After breaking in he finds out that she's still there.

    It's a comedy.

    This... this was based on real life events wasn't it.

    Except it wasn't Metallica if I recall correctly...
    Uh...no?

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    FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    august wrote: »
    Retards are magic.

    Also, old black people are also magic.

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    Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the first thing they teach you in film school is old black men are magical, especially if they are Morgan Freeman.

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Or if they're blind.

    And blind Morgan Freeman is basically God.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Old asian men are also awesome.


    When I talk to them all they do is smile laugh and say "yes yes yes".

    That is enough.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    okay did you write all that down on the card?

    no, i just wrote boo

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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    DON'T PUT MARBLES IN YOUR NOSE!
    PUT THEM IN THERE DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE!:whistle:

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    many years ago in the ancient times of england
    on a fateful day when the faieries played and the devil crept in SHADOWS
    two men did meet in the forest by a brook
    and that day would change the fates
    of these two very famous men

    KING AR-THUR AND RO-BIN HOOOOD
    they met and stared in silence into each others SOULS

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I really liked the Shrinking President King movie. And the eyedropper/turkey baster prop switch therein.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    the music is so good in the series
    plus motherfucking they might be giants as guest stars

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Don't be scared, thunder can't kill you. It's the lightning that kills you...like thousands of people every year. Hmmm...what else can kill you? Food. Food can kill you sometimes.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    hi mrs. addleburg
    i have a very bad problem to tell you. junior saw that movie and now he's saying bad words
    okay hold on
    let me finish. he say a bad words to the cat and now the cat won't come out of the closet

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    robert frost
    stopping by the woods on a snowy fucking evening

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That kind of shit.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    im beginning to not want to go out with you, so you might want to turn this around

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    journey to the center of mcguirk

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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Damn.

    I thought this was a thread about Kafka.

    I'm reading The Castle. It's good, but thick and pretty fucking hard to get through. Probably so much so because the damn thing doesn't have an ending. And not in a Halo 2 kinda way. But literally, it just cuts off mid sentence.

    But to stay on topic, that episode was freakin brilliant.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A quarter for the bus.

    A quarter for the bus.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Did a baby put its butt on your neck?

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fuck I need to buy season 4.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    why don't you just get glasses coach?
    because glasses are for dorks. no offense to the baby. although babies with glasses...are even worse. like super dorks.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    have i ever told you where babies come from brendan?
    yes. every day.
    good.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    Professor WayneProfessor Wayne Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    He's like a chipmunk. With a disease. Who didn't love that analogy?

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Apparently he needs to live in the desert. Like a lizard.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    They are people who are homeless, obviously.

    Homeless being the adjective people being the noun.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=C19MdWxcEfI&feature=related

    JANINE! WOULD YOU PREFER I GET IN MY CAR AND DRIVE YOU UP AND DOWN THE FIELD?
    HUH? OR DO YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU A... A RICKSHAW?
    I'LL RUN YOU UP AND DOWN THE FIELD IN A RICKSHAW!
    WELCOME TO CHINA JANINE!

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    nickname them brendon
    nickname my pecs

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    IS KETCHUP A VEGETABLE

    good question. actually, ketchup is a fruit. it's a magical fruit.

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    Professor WayneProfessor Wayne Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Can we have pizza more?

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