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    jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    chubs wrote: »
    What'd you say?
    This meat loaf is dry.
    Before that.
    This is meat loaf?
    No, before that.
    This fish is dry.
    Close...

    What were you saying?
    Can we move the flowers?
    Before that.
    This meatloaf is dry.
    Before that.
    This is meatloaf?
    Before that.
    This fish is dry.

    Still one of the best exchanges in TV history. Hooray for Retroscripting.

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    Blue Is BeautifulBlue Is Beautiful Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    this show was so amazing. but what back in the day? the last episode was like a year ago or something. they still play it late at night anyways.

    oh man, the chinatown episode.

    the episode where melissa goes to fairy camp.

    the episode where brendan gets hit by a car.

    the episode where Louis Pasteur meets Louis Braille.

    haha holy fuck this show was amazing.

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    no, you can't.
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    WE ARE GREAT MEN BOTH NAMED LOUIS

    THE WORLD OWES US A LOT

    BUT WE ASK FOR SO LITTLE

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    well
    i'm
    curin' disease helpin' blind people read
    don't drink that milk without talkin to me
    i'm a savior to those who can't see with theys eyes
    don't mess with me, you'll get pasteurized

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DONT KILL CHILDREN DONT RUN THEM OVER

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    LET EM LIVE THEIR LIFE
    LET EM GROW OLDER

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I just installed a new graphics card

    4mb of memory.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Livin like a bug aint easyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    ShujaaShujaa Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    well
    i'm
    curin' disease helpin' blind people read
    don't drink that milk without talkin to me
    i'm a savior to those who can't see with theys eyes
    don't mess with me, you'll get pasteurized

    Anyone have a link to a clip of this? I really need to see it again :|

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Shujaa wrote: »
    Kusuguttai wrote: »
    well
    i'm
    curin' disease helpin' blind people read
    don't drink that milk without talkin to me
    i'm a savior to those who can't see with theys eyes
    don't mess with me, you'll get pasteurized

    Anyone have a link to a clip of this? I really need to see it again :|

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=S61fGCa3nzU


    its at 5:44

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    ShujaaShujaa Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    You are THE MAN.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My client wants points.

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    ShujaaShujaa Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I asked only for a house on the riviera with a view.

    A view? But you're blind!

    Well everyone in my family is not blind. What do you think, we're just a bunch of blind people?

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Some animals are emotionally unstable, just like human ladies.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    what?

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Nothing.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    oh i'm not a vet

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm all that little fucking piece of shit's got.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    now he talks really well!

    now he talks! really well!

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    jason what are you doing here?
    dont i go to school here?
    it's saturday.
    oh.

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    The story was just too hard to follow. I've said this about foreign films before, if you're going to make a movie you might as well make it in English.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    what do you guys think? ten showing, ten underneath?

    STAAAY
    STAAAAAAYY


    oh yeah? HIT ME!!
    TWENTY ONE!
    TWENTY ONE!
    WHAT DID I TELL YOU, NAYSAYERS!

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Thats what i get for getting knocked up by an eight year old
    hey, it's not my fault your pregnant. Wait, is it?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    DON'T PUT MARBLES IN YOUR NOSE

    PUT THEM IN THERE

    DO NOT PUT THEM IN THERE.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I almost went to the championship when i was in high school
    oh what happened?
    i didn't.
    oh
    I choked.
    ohh.
    Not in the way that you think though. I choked my opponent. He was winning, and I choked him. Apparently you're not allowed to do that.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'm learning quite possibly the best song ever on guitar.

    That song is Taste the fame.


    TASTE THE LIGHTS TASTE THE ACTION TASTE THE FAME!

    CAMP CAMPINGSTON FAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I AM JUST A NOTE
    I AM ALL ALONE

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I NEED A FRIEND
    WHERE IS MY FRIEND

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    No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Brendon, try these leaves. They're poisonous.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    doctor
    i love ping pong and tookoo

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    snapsnap Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I NEED A FRIEND
    WHERE IS MY FRIEND

    I'M ANOTHER NOTE YOU ARE NOT ALONE

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    WHATS UP GUYS
    I GOT HERE LATE

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Duanes part is the best part of that.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    double lameo donkey dick
    sucking on the witch's tit

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    here's another thing: make a shiv.
    How do you do that?
    I don't know, just make one.

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    augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Three teardrops.

    No one will touch you.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    are you the warden? better conditions for prisoners now
    BETTER CONDITIONS FOR PRISONERS NOW
    BETTER CONDITIONS FOR PRISONERS NOW

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    write a book about perry and i

    nah i think i'll stick with the

    WRITE A BOOK ABOUT WALTER AND PERRY
    WRITE A BOOK ABOUT PERRY AND I

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
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