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Oni Blade - Russia does anime (forgets clothes)

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    themocawthemocaw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    GUTS wrote: »
    I know about the budget restraints, which is why i never criticise the level of polish on games created in that part of the world. What i really love and admire about Eastern European developers is how they manage to capture the spirit of old school pc games.

    Hells yes. Two words: "SERIOUS SAM."

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Buying it immediately when it comes out. Fuck you naysayers.

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    Regicid3Regicid3 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gun blades are over done?

    FF8...

    ...

    ...

    then what?

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Gunblades are the greatest idea ever. I mean *slice* *slice* *bang* *bang* oh you kill me! Thats the best way to have someone kill you.

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    Greg USNGreg USN Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    sniper rifle halberds.

    That and smaller thong

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    themocawthemocaw Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Greg USN wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    sniper rifle halberds.

    That and smaller thong

    I've always wanted to see someone make a gunblade that's a lever-action rifle (no stealing it, my idea first.) And if you ask me, this girl doesn't need less thong. What she needs is more belts. Then she will truly be anime.

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    AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    themocaw wrote: »
    Greg USN wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    sniper rifle halberds.

    That and smaller thong

    I've always wanted to see someone make a gunblade that's a lever-action rifle (no stealing it, my idea first.) And if you ask me, this girl doesn't need less thong. What she needs is more belts. Then she will truly be anime.

    Yes, more belts and zippers too! Zippers everywhere!

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    Gaming-ModuleGaming-Module Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    She looks like the chick from Heavenly Sword's slutty little sister.

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    GUTSGUTS Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    She looks like the chick from Heavenly Sword's slutty little sister.

    Reading your post, one might get the impression that this is somehow a bad thing.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    GUTS wrote: »
    She looks like the chick from Heavenly Sword's slutty little sister.

    Reading your post, one might get the impression that this is somehow a bad thing.

    Yeah really. Nothing wrong with it at all... In words of Zap Brannigan: "What're you, gay?"

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    DanHibikiDanHibiki Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Regicid3 wrote: »
    Gun blades are over done?

    FF8...

    ...

    ...

    then what?

    the second Gun Grave game had a character with uzi-blades... yeah that's all I can think of.

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    steejeesteejee Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sin and Punishment

    Though the gunblade there was awesome.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    One of Cervantez's sword is also a pistol.

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    Gaming-ModuleGaming-Module Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    urahonky wrote: »
    GUTS wrote: »
    She looks like the chick from Heavenly Sword's slutty little sister.

    Reading your post, one might get the impression that this is somehow a bad thing.

    Yeah really. Nothing wrong with it at all... In words of Zap Brannigan: "What're you, gay?"

    Oh, nothing wrong with nudity. I was more commenting on how unoriginal the whole thing is.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    urahonky wrote: »
    GUTS wrote: »
    She looks like the chick from Heavenly Sword's slutty little sister.

    Reading your post, one might get the impression that this is somehow a bad thing.

    Yeah really. Nothing wrong with it at all... In words of Zap Brannigan: "What're you, gay?"

    Oh, nothing wrong with nudity. I was more commenting on how unoriginal the whole thing is.

    It's too late now. You're branded the sissy of the boards now! You can't unsay it!
    I hope you know I'm kidding.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Doesn't look bad.


    That Bear game from Police Academy is better though.

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    skaceskace Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The only thing that bothers me about her outfit is that developers often sell sex when their game sucks. If the games good, she could run around nude with swords for all I care.

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    AroducAroduc regular
    edited November 2007
    skace wrote: »
    The only thing that bothers me about her outfit is that developers often sell sex when their game sucks. If the games good, she could run around nude with swords for all I care.

    ...

    They sell sex when the game doesn't suck too.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    skace wrote: »
    The only thing that bothers me about her outfit is that developers often sell sex when their game sucks. If the games good, she could run around nude with swords for all I care.

    Well I'm not adversed to sex in games. The fact that she's like 13 is what bothers me. I watch anime I know the whole moe fad and whatnot but man this is just creepy.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    themocaw wrote: »
    Greg USN wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    sniper rifle halberds.

    That and smaller thong

    I've always wanted to see someone make a gunblade that's a lever-action rifle (no stealing it, my idea first.) And if you ask me, this girl doesn't need less thong. What she needs is more belts. Then she will truly be anime.

    That would be fucking awesome actually. SLASH BOOM. Chk-tak-chk.

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    jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    DanHibiki wrote: »
    Regicid3 wrote: »
    Gun blades are over done?

    FF8...

    ...

    ...

    then what?

    the second Gun Grave game had a character with uzi-blades... yeah that's all I can think of.

    Personally, I got tired of combining guns and blades into the same weapon at around the Revolutionary War. Every other use of it beyond that point has just been stale (I'm looking at you, Civil War!).

    On that note, Wild Arms 2 has a character with a "gun blade".

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    l_gl_g Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    jothki wrote: »

    Personally, I got tired of combining guns and blades into the same weapon at around the Revolutionary War. Every other use of it beyond that point has just been stale (I'm looking at you, Civil War!).

    On that note, Wild Arms 2 has a character with a "gun blade".

    I dunno, I think it can still be pretty cool:
    http://securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/2000/2024.htm

    Most people think of the knifey-part as accessory to the gun. Not so here!

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    This game is so awesome! I like the character design and the game looks totally neat. When exactly is it out for Russia and is there a US release?

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    AJAlkaline40AJAlkaline40 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I really like her shape and animations and what-not, but I really have to echo all of your sentiments.

    Give her a skin-tight body-suit, or hot pants, or something!

    How could her wearing a thong make any sense in any context ever? I mean, normal panties could even be justified, but a thong?

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    I really like her shape and animations and what-not, but I really have to echo all of your sentiments.

    Give her a skin-tight body-suit, or hot pants, or something!

    How could her wearing a thong make any sense in any context ever? I mean, normal panties could even be justified, but a thong?

    Meh, the thong is alright.

    While not the best option, its one I can easily ignore and not make to much about. You just have to play the game and not look at her thong.

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    ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    If you look in the backgrounds, the game takes place in a tropical environment, so the lack of clothes actually make sense: the bra is for support (just like why men wear underwear) and the thong is there for why-ever girls wear underwear (a breeze?).

    Currently, the main problem I see with gunblades is that the grip is wrong for slashing.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What is the point of the bits of armor?

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    CarnarvonCarnarvon Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Scalfin wrote: »
    Currently, the main problem I see with gunblades is that the grip is wrong for slashing.

    Also: She can't reach to fucking trigger. She'd have to have some Freddy Krueger hands to reach those things.

    From a cursory glance, it looks like that Devil May Cry got more anime cliches added to it. God help us all.

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    SyngyneSyngyne Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    l_g wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »

    Personally, I got tired of combining guns and blades into the same weapon at around the Revolutionary War. Every other use of it beyond that point has just been stale (I'm looking at you, Civil War!).

    On that note, Wild Arms 2 has a character with a "gun blade".

    I dunno, I think it can still be pretty cool:
    http://securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/2000/2024.htm

    Most people think of the knifey-part as accessory to the gun. Not so here!

    I am personally waiting for a gun that shoots swords.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Gunblades are so yesterday. The new fad is blades with guns as bayonettes.

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What I want is a gun with a bayonet that is also a gun.

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    Claw ShrimpClaw Shrimp Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Syngyne wrote: »
    l_g wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »

    Personally, I got tired of combining guns and blades into the same weapon at around the Revolutionary War. Every other use of it beyond that point has just been stale (I'm looking at you, Civil War!).

    On that note, Wild Arms 2 has a character with a "gun blade".

    I dunno, I think it can still be pretty cool:
    http://securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/2000/2024.htm

    Most people think of the knifey-part as accessory to the gun. Not so here!

    I am personally waiting for a gun that shoots swords.

    http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/4298396.html

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    Swordgun2.jpg

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    reVersereVerse Attack and Dethrone God Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Those are too small to be swords. I call shenanigans.

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    MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Syngyne wrote: »
    l_g wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »

    Personally, I got tired of combining guns and blades into the same weapon at around the Revolutionary War. Every other use of it beyond that point has just been stale (I'm looking at you, Civil War!).

    On that note, Wild Arms 2 has a character with a "gun blade".

    I dunno, I think it can still be pretty cool:
    http://securityarms.com/20010315/galleryfiles/2000/2024.htm

    Most people think of the knifey-part as accessory to the gun. Not so here!

    I am personally waiting for a gun that shoots swords.

    http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/4298396.html

    Swordgun.jpg
    Swordgun2.jpg

    A samurai's nightmare.

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    l_gl_g Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What I want is a gun with a bayonet that is also a gun.

    Moreover, you should have one in each hand.

    And they should be able to COMBINE.

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    themocawthemocaw Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    What I want is a gun with a bayonet that is also a gun.

    Behold, an assault rifle with a shotgun as a "bayonet." If the shotgun had a bayonet lug, you could put a bayonet on it and your dream would be complete.

    m4fdwshotgun.jpg

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    Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, aside from the quick change to SE++ style posting, does anyone know when its going to be released in Russia? Is it Russian only or is there an English option in the game?

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    RookRook Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Well, aside from the quick change to SE++ style posting, does anyone know when its going to be released in Russia? Is it Russian only or is there an English option in the game?

    We don't know.

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    Greg USNGreg USN Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Axen wrote: »
    themocaw wrote: »
    Greg USN wrote: »
    Frosteey wrote: »
    sniper rifle halberds.

    That and smaller thong

    I've always wanted to see someone make a gunblade that's a lever-action rifle (no stealing it, my idea first.) And if you ask me, this girl doesn't need less thong. What she needs is more belts. Then she will truly be anime.

    Yes, more belts and zippers too! Zippers everywhere!


    I hope someone makes a character that is a giant belt made of zippers with a huge pair of tits. Oh, and they have a gunblade that shoots zipper belts at the enemies.

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