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The Further Hilarious Adventures Of Liz And Dave

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sooner or later god'll cut you down
    tell the rambler, the gambler, the back-biter!

    World as Myth on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So I was talking to Dave the other day I was all




    actually you know what

    fuck this noise

    Javen on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I hear Kenny Rogers has a chicken restaurant that's pretty good

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fellhand wrote: »
    I lost my virginity in a room full of sleeping people

    A chick gave me a little action while my buddy was sitting two feet away on the couch watching Sports Center. I asked him if he noticed a week later and he was all "Wait what?"

    man, i never do shit like this.

    i know it makes me boring, but i just don't wanna be known as 'that guy' or 'that couple' that makes out all the time when they hang out with other people or are always holding hands.

    Nogs on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    If they had gone in the mens room they would have received nothing but high fives

    on the other hand, most ladies facilities can be considered no less than sterile.
    haha women aren't always as neat and clean as you seem to think
    As someone who has worked in a cleaning environment the womens bathroom is typically worse.

    But all bets are off if the bathrooms are used by minors.

    Bedlam on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    and frankly, if your vagina is a giant tiger head, I'm probably not going down there

    man, to each his own

    man, i watched a film yesterday and there was this one dude that talked exactly like taz, it was crazy. same head movements and intonation and everything. It was called Reincarnation.

    I'll check it out, then

    I miss the Taz :(

    scarlet st. on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i had a drunk girl try to forcefully give me a blowjob in the back of my friend's car

    it was more embarassing than anything

    mrpaku on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sooner or later god'll cut you down
    tell the rambler, the gambler, the back-biter!

    such a hot song

    Meissnerd on
  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    because nickels is money too

    Monkeybomb on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    Liz and Dave sound like people I'd really love to know.

    bongi on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PICKLES NICKELS

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    every hemisecond, millions of ladies and babies die

    that's why I use murder knobs

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the fuck is a murder knob...

    scarlet st. on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you should watch Metalocalypse sometime, scarlet

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sooner or later god'll cut you down
    tell the rambler, the gambler, the back-biter!

    such a hot song
    I can't find my old sig but if I could I would post it

    right now

    World as Myth on
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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you should watch Metalocalypse sometime, scarlet

    I never really got into it! Wombat told me to look into it, so I've seen a couple eps but I guess I need to check out some more.

    scarlet st. on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    going through my /junk/ folder is pretty great sometimes

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    World as Myth on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    LIZ, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU MUST KNOW

    WHAT IS IT DAVE

    THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS, I'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOU FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW

    WHAT

    LOOK, I WAS VULNERABLE, AND YOU WERE THERE

    HEY DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS.

    Faricazy on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    sooner or later god'll cut you down
    tell the rambler, the gambler, the back-biter!

    such a hot song
    I can't find my old sig but if I could I would post it

    right now

    I'm almost there, don't worry about it

    Meissnerd on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Meissnerd, did you see how much I love you?

    DID YOU SEE?

    To be fair, being retarded is still one of my domains

    Meissnerd on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    you should watch Metalocalypse sometime, scarlet

    I never really got into it! Wombat told me to look into it, so I've seen a couple eps but I guess I need to check out some more.

    my suggestion

    subtitles


    the songs are a lot better once you understand what they're singing

    but yeah I must admit it had to grow on me too

    but it's by the guy who made home movies I can't see how you could go wrong

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Meissnerd, did you see how much I love you?

    DID YOU SEE?
    you only say that because you think you deserve all the credit

    World as Myth on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    going through my /junk/ folder is pretty great sometimes

    pm54.jpg

    geez

    i was just about to send one, but man, no thanks.

    Javen on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I deserve a lot of credit for molding WaM into a regular

    maybe not all the credit

    but a lot

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hey

    I liked Meissnerd first

    Javen on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    going through my /junk/ folder is pretty great sometimes

    pm54.jpg

    geez

    i was just about to send one, but man, no thanks.
    noooo javen you dweeb

    World as Myth on
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    anyone who knows where my skit is from gets an ecookie

    Faricazy on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Fellhand wrote: »
    I lost my virginity in a room full of sleeping people

    A chick gave me a little action while my buddy was sitting two feet away on the couch watching Sports Center. I asked him if he noticed a week later and he was all "Wait what?"

    man, i never do shit like this.

    i know it makes me boring, but i just don't wanna be known as 'that guy' or 'that couple' that makes out all the time when they hang out with other people or are always holding hands.

    That's really not the same thing. The point is to see what you can get away with no one noticing. PDA is about drawing attention to yourself.

    Butters on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    going through my /junk/ folder is pretty great sometimes

    pm54.jpg

    geez

    i was just about to send one, but man, no thanks.
    noooo javen you dweeb

    You got 54 PMs?

    In a row?

    Javen on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I deserve a lot of credit for molding WaM into a regular

    maybe not all the credit

    but a lot
    you totally do

    you IMed me once when you were slightly drunk and I was all like "oh shit shoe is IMing me be cool be cool"

    then we were e-wed

    World as Myth on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    going through my /junk/ folder is pretty great sometimes

    pm54.jpg

    geez

    i was just about to send one, but man, no thanks.
    noooo javen you dweeb

    You got 54 PMs?

    In a row?
    yeah but this was ages and ages ago

    they were probably all shoe

    World as Myth on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Many people took part in forming me.

    When I first talked to wam I blabbed about guilty gear and the fact that she still speaks to me shows the goodness of her character.

    Meissnerd on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    Meissnerd, did you see how much I love you?

    DID YOU SEE?

    To be fair, being retarded is still one of my domains
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    naporeon on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Many people took part in forming me.

    When I first talked to wam I blabbed about guilty gear and the fact that she still speaks to me shows the goodness of her character.

    Yes but I am the best

    say I'm the best

    Javen on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Many people took part in forming me.

    When I first talked to wam I blabbed about guilty gear and the fact that she still speaks to me shows the goodness of her character.

    Yes but I am the best

    say I'm the best

    You are the best

    wam is the keenest

    naporeon is the swellest

    Meissnerd on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Many people took part in forming me.

    When I first talked to wam I blabbed about guilty gear and the fact that she still speaks to me shows the goodness of her character.

    I think the main difference between an accepted regular and someone like Uriel is the ability to realize when they're being completely retarded and adjust accordingly

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Fuck you Meissnerd

    Jordyn on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Many people took part in forming me.

    When I first talked to wam I blabbed about guilty gear and the fact that she still speaks to me shows the goodness of her character.
    you even provided wikipedia links for each character as you expounded on their virtues

    World as Myth on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Many people took part in forming me.

    When I first talked to wam I blabbed about guilty gear and the fact that she still speaks to me shows the goodness of her character.

    Yes but I am the best

    say I'm the best

    You are the best

    wam is the keenest

    naporeon is the swellest

    Well if you're going to be like that, the marriage is off.

    bongi on
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