Decoding the human genome will lead to either an alien attack or the opening of a portal which will allow demons to warp to our dimension and well you guys played DOOM.
I like how those are the only two options.
Hey, come now, the human race made it out of doom alright.
Seriously how do you expect us to fight demons in a 3D world if we can't aim up or down? And I'm pretty sure the BFG9000 isn't a real weapon and that BFG just stands for Big Fucking Gun. That could be any number of guns! How will we know which one to use?
Decoding the human genome will lead to either an alien attack or the opening of a portal which will allow demons to warp to our dimension and well you guys played DOOM.
I like how those are the only two options.
Hey, come now, the human race made it out of doom alright.
Seriously how do you expect us to fight demons in a 3D world if we can't aim up or down? And I'm pretty sure the BFG9000 isn't a real weapon and that BFG just stands for Big Fucking Gun. That could be any number of guns! How will we know which one to use?
"Bio Force Gun" Of course, that changes everything!
It did not make sense at times and I spent a lot of time confused and I couldn't really make out what was happening in the fight scenes but MAN DID I HAVE FUN
Decoding the human genome will lead to either an alien attack or the opening of a portal which will allow demons to warp to our dimension and well you guys played DOOM.
I like how those are the only two options.
Hey, come now, the human race made it out of doom alright.
Seriously how do you expect us to fight demons in a 3D world if we can't aim up or down? And I'm pretty sure the BFG9000 isn't a real weapon and that BFG just stands for Big Fucking Gun. That could be any number of guns! How will we know which one to use?
Well, its the big one. You'd probably know it if you see it.
Very nice. So will you hold a pink ranger casting audition here? Irene's asian so she can probably do kung fu.
I do not understand this joke. Power Rangers isn't a giant-robot show.
They had giant robots, just because they aren't the same robots as what you are buying doesn't make them not giant robots.
No, their failure to be sufficiently awesome is the cause of that.
Well the show was garbage, but you are throwing away your chance to get women to dress up in skin tight spandex and do kicks for you. Come on VC if you are going after mentally challenged women at least go for the ones with defects that make it easier for you to score!
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Bio Force Gun is a lame name because they need to make it seem "realistic" or something. I don't know, I never saw the DOOM movie. Were there demons or was it just a genetic mutant experiment thing?
Unearthly Stew: do it! CT has always been kind to me except for the time he told me to go kill myself.
Very nice. So will you hold a pink ranger casting audition here? Irene's asian so she can probably do kung fu.
I do not understand this joke. Power Rangers isn't a giant-robot show.
They had giant robots, just because they aren't the same robots as what you are buying doesn't make them not giant robots.
No, their failure to be sufficiently awesome is the cause of that.
Well the show was garbage, but you are throwing away your chance to get women to dress up in skin tight spandex and do kicks for you. Come on VC if you are going after mentally challenged women at least go for the ones with defects that make it easier for you to score!
I'm not going after any girls right now. It just seems to be such a bad idea.
All it really needed to be was the Dawn of the Dead remake but with marines set on a space station.
So many movies have that, "All this movie needed was to do this and it failed". That's why I liked the Hitman movie, all it needed to do was have the hitman character killing people in interesting and graphic ways. AND IT DID!
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I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
All it really needed to be was the Dawn of the Dead remake but with marines set on a space station.
I didn't think it was so bad. Then again, I watched it with friends in an empty theater so we could mock it ruthlessly without rebuke.
You wouldn't have even needed an empty theater to mock that movie. I actually was entertained by Doom, but I went in with Magnolia like expectations so that's not that hard to beat.
If you want to watch a horrible stupid movie, The Marine beats all others by far.
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I saw Darkness Falls with a bunch of friends in a half- to three-quarters-full theater, and we gave it a merciless MST3K treatment. We actually got some people in the audience to laugh, which I think meant they enjoyed us more than they did the actual movie.
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Speaking of movies, I heard Golden Compass sucked, which angers me because it looked so damn cool, and I loved the book.
In other news, I totally handed in my man card and went and saw Enchanted. I probably could have obtained a small child as an excuse to do so, but I didn't feel like babysitting. Oddly enough, I enjoyed it, and Amy Adams is so very cute, I forgot she's a member of a cult of former polygamists who have their own special kind of underwear.
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They had giant robots, just because they aren't the same robots as what you are buying doesn't make them not giant robots.
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Seriously how do you expect us to fight demons in a 3D world if we can't aim up or down? And I'm pretty sure the BFG9000 isn't a real weapon and that BFG just stands for Big Fucking Gun. That could be any number of guns! How will we know which one to use?
Too late the world is already far more boring then gattaca I mean we made Gattaca to entertain ourselves, the case yeah she be rested.
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"Bio Force Gun" Of course, that changes everything!
It did not make sense at times and I spent a lot of time confused and I couldn't really make out what was happening in the fight scenes but MAN DID I HAVE FUN
Also, whatsherface is hot while sweaty
Well, its the big one. You'd probably know it if you see it.
Yeah let's go with that.
No, their failure to be sufficiently awesome is the cause of that.
Well the show was garbage, but you are throwing away your chance to get women to dress up in skin tight spandex and do kicks for you. Come on VC if you are going after mentally challenged women at least go for the ones with defects that make it easier for you to score!
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I want to play as
SO BAD
Unearthly Stew: do it! CT has always been kind to me except for the time he told me to go kill myself.
Nuthin' loike a fistful o' loightnin' naow is there?
Giant robots shaped as dinosaurs are not awesome since when?
All it really needed to be was the Dawn of the Dead remake but with marines set on a space station.
I'm not going after any girls right now. It just seems to be such a bad idea.
Since Power Rangers.
We don't like black people that's why
So many movies have that, "All this movie needed was to do this and it failed". That's why I liked the Hitman movie, all it needed to do was have the hitman character killing people in interesting and graphic ways. AND IT DID!
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That one scene where he picks up the gun was a nice homage, but yeah, the rest was crap.
I didn't think it was so bad. Then again, I watched it with friends in an empty theater so we could mock it ruthlessly without rebuke.
You wouldn't have even needed an empty theater to mock that movie. I actually was entertained by Doom, but I went in with Magnolia like expectations so that's not that hard to beat.
If you want to watch a horrible stupid movie, The Marine beats all others by far.
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No, I don't think you do.
Fair enough.
I think the sad part here, is that you watched it in an empty theater.
Those poor theater employees had to run the movie specifically for you.
If you want a rated r movie with a lot of blood, some naked chick for like 10 minutes, you can do no wrong here.
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Ok?
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I'm not sure to be honest.
I'm sure this would lead to a permaban or something equally awful
SOUNDS LIKE A MOVIE FOR ME
I'm so pissed about Mario 64 DS. You start off playing as fucking Yoshi, I guess Mario has to be unlocked or something? I haven't gone far through it.
That's what I figured.
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In other news, I totally handed in my man card and went and saw Enchanted. I probably could have obtained a small child as an excuse to do so, but I didn't feel like babysitting. Oddly enough, I enjoyed it, and Amy Adams is so very cute, I forgot she's a member of a cult of former polygamists who have their own special kind of underwear.
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