I'm actually not Jewish so I don't know how we'd "Jew it up". From what I understand, though, Evander is the Lion of Zion so we may have to ask him.
I used to know a couple of Jewish New Yorkers who moved to California back when I lived there, so at the appropriate times in the year I was on the recieving end of those delicious potato pancakes and I got to keep my foreskin to boot.
Maybe we could Kwanzaa it up? I guess Kwanzaa was invented in the late sixties by a guy who wanted to give African Americans an alternative to the "holiday of the dominant society". I thought it was a thousands of years old tribal celebration stemming from some ancient event the same way Christmas and Hanukkah are. Turns out some dude made it up like fifty years ago during the Civil Rights movement.
I also had an avatar of myself with a kipah with a Star of David on it but it's somewhere on my Cox webspace and for some reason one attempt to log in is too many, and I have to try again in 30 minutes. So fuck em.
Oh man, if someone gave Frylock a hat and beard or Sampson, I would love you forever and possibly entertain notions of buttsecks but possibly only if you were built like a girl.
I also had an avatar of myself with a kipah with a Star of David on it but it's somewhere on my Cox webspace and for some reason one attempt to log in is too many, and I have to try again in 30 minutes. So fuck em.
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Would someone be so kind as to Christmas up my avatar? Or Hanukkah it up maybe?
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I suppose I could give the guy a dreidle or a menorrah or a yarmulka (you have no idea how hard it was to keep from typing "Jew Beanie"...damnit).
I used to know a couple of Jewish New Yorkers who moved to California back when I lived there, so at the appropriate times in the year I was on the recieving end of those delicious potato pancakes and I got to keep my foreskin to boot.
Maybe we could Kwanzaa it up? I guess Kwanzaa was invented in the late sixties by a guy who wanted to give African Americans an alternative to the "holiday of the dominant society". I thought it was a thousands of years old tribal celebration stemming from some ancient event the same way Christmas and Hanukkah are. Turns out some dude made it up like fifty years ago during the Civil Rights movement.
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A .gif showing your lego guy Hannakuh'd, Christmas'd and Kwanzaa'd, rotating for eternity.
Or you could just change it to the one thing those three holidays have in common.
Hanukkah: Dick in a box.
Kwanzaa: Dick in a box.
I also had an avatar of myself with a kipah with a Star of David on it but it's somewhere on my Cox webspace and for some reason one attempt to log in is too many, and I have to try again in 30 minutes. So fuck em.
rocking hats duders.
I will cherish your memory forever.
Merry Christmakwanzakuh!
Holy shit that rules! Thank you so much. I am half tempted to sport it all year.
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Curses. If no one had made you anything by the time I returned from work, I was going to attempt to make you the Christmas sombrero.
Haha, nice. Thank you.
Seg, that was a good idea, too, but I wanted to keep the dragon.
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Oh man, you are so fucking awesome I love you forever and ever.
Also, the briefcase dude in my sig would be cooler if he were santa claus.
Santa Manatee
Cause Santa's a badass with a briefcase.
your box should be a present that says "Do not open til Xmas"
Put a christmas hat on the normal looking guy on the right. In the mirror... Grinch. If you can't do it, a christmas hat would be awesome.
Sometimes my avatar doesn't show up for some reason.
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Oh shit thank you. Sorry I didn't see this sooner but I've been in Kentucky for the past week but god damn I'm gonna start using those now.