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I have some sad news: Dancing Dave has passed away
TheSonicRetard
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There was this local guy in houston, who had chemicals poured on him while working years ago.
And then started dressing real weird. Like, wearing pink vests and a cape, and yellow spandex with a belt that had turn signals on it, and a big purple 10-gallon hat, and some superman underoos on the outside and gardening gloves and 1990's style sunglasses and big orange boots.
And he legally changed his name to Dancing Dave.
And he'd go from club to club at night and dance by himself, and talk real loud, about how 1982 was the best year in the world, because that's the year his wife left him.
Note that I didn't lie nor exaggerate in any of that description.
Anyways, he died the other day, doing what he loved: sleeping. My brother called me up and told me. Let us pay our respects to Dancing Dave.
And then started dressing real weird. Like, wearing pink vests and a cape, and yellow spandex with a belt that had turn signals on it, and a big purple 10-gallon hat, and some superman underoos on the outside and gardening gloves and 1990's style sunglasses and big orange boots.
And he legally changed his name to Dancing Dave.
And he'd go from club to club at night and dance by himself, and talk real loud, about how 1982 was the best year in the world, because that's the year his wife left him.
Note that I didn't lie nor exaggerate in any of that description.
Anyways, he died the other day, doing what he loved: sleeping. My brother called me up and told me. Let us pay our respects to Dancing Dave.
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I hope he's in Heaven right now, dancing with Wesley Willis.
hmmmm
He would always talk about how he was working in Texas City and had chemicals poured on him, and then he decided to change his name.
I dunno if there's a relation. Maybe it was just something that sparked an epiphany moment?
Try talking to the rash one of these days.
Also, Dancing Dave sounds like he was the raddest.
Maybe he'll come back as a zombie. You know, those chemicals and all.
Dancing Dave dies and then in a few month Happy Friday Guy will finally graduate.
Shit sucks.
and he'd yell out "Everybody let's get dancing now! Dancing Dave will show you how!"
I am being 100% fucking serious. Now if thats not badass, what is?
if his gravestone was inscribed with the words "Why so serious?"
um no, I'm sorry, nothing could have made Dancing Dave more awesome. He was already the apex of awesomeness.
I'll bet he didn't have a super-awesome shark shirt like I have.
He free-styles for change.
I've been wearing it all goddamn day.
With sweat pants.
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I gave you that opening on a silver platter
you don't like the world's coolest tattoo?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1A4GKH199FBMU/ - My wishlist
A friend of mine just got the word "pizza" inked on the inside of his lower lip. Not the coolest, but it's still pretty rad.
Dude loves his pizza.
that is unbelievably retarded
Nah, I like it. That man is dedicated to an ideal, lowly though it may be.
Toronto still has Zanta Claus though!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zanta
Holy shit that guy is awesome.
Almost as awesome as Dancing Dave was.
"Everybody lets get dancing now! Dancing Dave will show you how!"
He stopped, pointed and yelled, "Ya! Ya! Ya! You're gonna have a baby! Ya!"
Then proceeded to do presumably thousands of pushups on the sidewalk.
So awesome