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Forget it Jake, it's {Movie Thread}

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    No the people making the parody movies are fucking brilliant alright they just lack dignity and respect. They make a shit ton of money for putting out lame half-assed parodies, so whats the point of making something really great when 85% of America clammers to gobble up their shit and love it.

    Who should be shot are the people who go see this shit that keeps them making more shit.

    I feel horrible for ever seeing Date Movie twice and Scary Movie III in theater. Hell renting the other crap parodies wasn't much better. But I did it FOR SCIENCE.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    They're catering to the thick demographic, and they're making a fortune.

    After seeing that trailer, my face was locked in Dismay Mode for like 3 minutes. I just can't... comprehend why people see these movies.

    Fuck.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    scary movie III wasnt half bad though

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    monkeyfeet63 wrote: »
    No the people making the parody movies are fucking brilliant alright they just lack dignity and respect. They make a shit ton of money for putting out lame half-assed parodies, so whats the point of making something really great when 85% of America clammers to gobble up their shit and love it.

    Who should be shot are the people who go see this shit that keeps them making more shit.

    I feel horrible for ever seeing Date Movie twice and Scary Movie III in theater. Hell renting the other crap parodies wasn't much better. But I did it FOR SCIENCE.

    Or gassed!

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I'd just love to speak to a person that finds this shit to be hilarious. You could probably write an essay on the person.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Fuck I would rather have these kids smoking pot than watching this bullshit.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    or, more benificial to society, murder the person and bury them in the closest elementary school's playground

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    i am watching a knight's tale right now

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    scary movie III wasnt half bad though

    It was a lot better then the rest of the parody movies for sure. The first Scary Movie wasn't even that bad.

    But its the principle and horrible genre they have spawned

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I'd just love to speak to a person that finds this shit to be hilarious. You could probably write an essay on the person.

    Subject turned out to be a complete fucking retard.

    The end.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    not another teen movie wasn't bad

    but i haven't seen it in a good while so maybe i'm not remembering it right

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    hey there ain't nothing wrong with a bit of weed

    don't sully weed's good name with this shit

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Hell, I wouldn't go see Date or Epic movie even if I was getting laid out of the process

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    not another teen movie wasn't bad

    but i haven't seen it in a good while so maybe i'm not remembering it right

    no i would call not another teen movie probably the best of the parody movies

    not that it has much to be compared to

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    i am watching a knight's tale right now

    I own that movie just because of Paul Bettany

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i am watching a knight's tale right now

    I own that movie just because of Paul Bettany

    Paul Bettany is awesome, and so is Alan Tudyk, but I can't stand that movie really.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited December 2007
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    i am watching a knight's tale right now

    I own that movie just because of Paul Bettany

    coincidentally he just walked across the screen naked

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    did that make you happy keith

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Everytime I've tried to watched a Knight's Tale, I've either fallen asleep or turned it off, because it sucks.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Everytime I've tried to watched a Knight's Tale, I've either fallen asleep or turned it off, because it sucks.

    cause youre so culturely sound that you dont like anything remotely enjoyable

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    A Knight's Tale is a perfectly enjoyable piece of disposable cinema.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Everytime I've tried to watched a Knight's Tale, I've either fallen asleep or turned it off, because it sucks.

    cause youre so culturely sound that you dont like anything remotely enjoyable
    I dunno why I didn't like it. Just bored me.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    people confuse me when they plug in every movie and if it isnt absolutely fucking brilliant, they denounce it as if it was worse than the wicker man


    and i even watch the wicker man becuase it is entertaining

    just for the wrong reasons

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I haven't seen Wicker Man. Is it hell bad?

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    My friend told me to watch National Treasure while thinking of it as a parody similar to a Dave Berry column, and it makes it relatively enjoyable.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    From what I have heard, The Wicker Man is the worst film Nicolas Cage has ever done.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I haven't seen Wicker Man. Is it hell bad?

    the best unintentional comedy ive seen

    ever.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    From what I have heard, The Wicker Man is the worst film Nicolas Cage has ever done.
    That... Nicholas Cage has done like one good movie.

    That movie is Con Air.

    HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU?
    I WANT TO KNOW
    HOW DO I BREATHE WITHOUT YOU?
    IF YOU EVER GO?!

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    From what I have heard, The Wicker Man is the worst film Nicolas Cage has ever done.
    That... Nicholas Cage has done like one good movie.

    That movie is Con Air.

    HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU?
    I WANT TO KNOW
    HOW DO I BREATHE WITHOUT YOU?
    IF YOU EVER GO?!

    you forgot fast times at ridgemont high

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Ghost Rider is up there too.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    So what's everyone's most hated movie right here?

    I'm going to go with

    The Number 23 (The absolute example on how NOT to make a movie)
    What women want
    Spider-man 3

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    From what I have heard, The Wicker Man is the worst film Nicolas Cage has ever done.
    That... Nicholas Cage has done like one good movie.

    That movie is Con Air.

    HOW DO I LIVE WITHOUT YOU?
    I WANT TO KNOW
    HOW DO I BREATHE WITHOUT YOU?
    IF YOU EVER GO?!

    you forgot fast times at ridgemont high

    Face Off was awesome too.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Raising Arizona is a great film and I will fight anyone who says otherwise

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    From what I have heard, The Wicker Man is the worst film Nicolas Cage has ever done.
    That... Nicholas Cage has done like one good movie.

    That movie is Con Air.

    That was kind of my point

    In a career littered with horrible failures, Wicker Man is the worst

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Lord of War was watchable

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    From what I have heard, The Wicker Man is the worst film Nicolas Cage has ever done.
    That... Nicholas Cage has done like one good movie.

    That movie is Con Air.

    That was kind of my point

    In a career littered with horrible failures, Wicker Man is the worst

    i actually watch and enjoy wicker man more because it is fucking hilariously bad

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    There's just something about Nick Cage's demeanour that really really bugs me. I can't stand him.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Weather Man was decent because of Michael Cain.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    There's just something about Nick Cage's demeanour that really really bugs me. I can't stand him.

    maybe the fact that he is the same character in everything he plays?

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  • monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited December 2007
    I also like Matchstick Men

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