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Speaking of furries, this furry chick came in to work today, and she was ugly as sin. And then this one guy i work with started hitting on her, and I walked up to him and said 'You don't expect to get in her pants do you?'
and he was all 'hell yeah, she's all over me man'
and I said 'Unless you plan on dressing up like scooby doo and solving her mystery, you're not getting anywhere'
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edit: Although Kiwistrike's Riotcow-esque fish thoughts are a close contender
He shitted all over that one
a big, steaming, furry shit
When you stop crying you start breaking things over your children and then they cry.
You laugh upon seeing this.
and he was all 'hell yeah, she's all over me man'
and I said 'Unless you plan on dressing up like scooby doo and solving her mystery, you're not getting anywhere'
He didn't get it.
no jk
by which i mean no joke, not just kidding
Just go to bed, and sleep on your face
Naw son. You sleep like that so that you don't die choking on your own vomit.
no thread was terrible before this thread
anyway,
plastic cage electric maize
in doubtin all of that:|:...:
hah
:whistle::arrow:O_o:!!::arrow::x:zzz:
WHENEVER THERE ARE ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN BEING BORN
WHENEVER THERE ARE DRUGS BEING SOLD
WHENEVER SOMEONE SHITS IN THE SINK OF A PUBLIC BATHROOM
AND WHENEVER A WHORE WITH NO TEETH IS GUMMING YOUR BALLS
REMEMBER THIS:
ODB IS UP THERE, MAN
HE'S SMILING
Goddamn, I spend a lotta money on tribute.
it's a lot cheaper and odb would nod in approval
I'm immune to all viruses
I get the cocaine it cleans out my sinuses
also a man is groaning like a zombie
do i get a shovel or finish my drink
for every moaning G you kill, you'll have another 10 on their way
Anjin knows what's up
he saw a guy passed out drunk on the road once
and he turned the guy onto his back just so the guy would choke on his own vomit
Anjin man, you ever need anything
...well, you ever need something I can reasonably provide
you know who to call