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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh gods Romeny made sense of health care

    Noooooooo

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow, Mitt Romney has actually commended his own actions in Massachusetts.
    I thought he had taken his former policies outside and had shot them.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fred Thompson just shot Ron Paul a "how's the tin-foil hat fitting?" look after Ron Paul went into his fiat currency is responsible for everything bad spiel.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    But, Senator, I don't believe that American healthcare truly is the best in the world.

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  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How exactly does Fred Thompson think we have the best healthcare in the world when a vast number of Americans don't fucking have any.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wow, Mitt Romney has actually commended his own actions in Massachusetts.
    I thought he had taken his former policies outside and had shot them.

    No, that was Mike Huckabee, who wants to take the IRS out back behind the barn and kill it with a dull axe.

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fred Thompson is hypnotizing me with his voice.
    He's just so damn folksy.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    No-Quarter wrote: »
    How exactly does Fred Thompson think we have the best healthcare in the world when a vast number of Americans don't fucking have any.
    Only rich people count.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So.... Romney's basically going "if you get sick, fuck you"?

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Someone should make Ron Paul the Secretary of Crotchety Old Manness: he identifies problems ok, but should not be in any position anywhere near proposing solutions.

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    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wait, Facebook is advertising behind the podium.
    Tell me, is this a sign of the apocalypse.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fred Thompson is hypnotizing me with his voice.
    He's just so damn folksy.

    I keep expecting him to tell Sam Waterson to ask for the death penalty.

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  • No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fred Thompson is hypnotizing me with his voice.
    He's just so damn folksy.

    He might seem (and prolly is) a dullard on the political front, but he's a good actor. Did you see that little grunt he made in response to Ron Paul? He didn't say fuck all anything to refute his points, but the rest of the guys up there, and the audience laughed considering that a proper rebuttal.

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  • werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    $1000 repair? It's people, not a fucking muffler!

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  • werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Mitt is correct. The Massachusetts insurance plan seems pretty good so far.

    How is that working out? I don't know enough to tell if he was blowing smoke or not.

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    3 times fed policy is like 30,000 dollars right?
    In other news, Mitt Romney's health plan sounds like the shit.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    So.... Romney's basically going "if you get sick, fuck you"?

    Only if you make more than three times the federal poverty level, in which case, fuck you, because telling sick people to fuck off is an American tradition.

    Wow, Republicans hate the word "mandate" so much I wonder if they think it's a gay male dating site.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wait, Facebook is advertising behind the podium.
    Tell me, is this a sign of the apocalypse.
    Well, we have the Four Horsemen now, so why not? Giuliani's Conquest, McCain is War, Thompson's face looks like Famine, and now Romney is Death.

    And Huckabee will save us all.

    Paul's just there as a doomsday prophet.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    So.... Romney's basically going "if you get sick, fuck you"?
    No, no.

    You are required to have health insurance in Massachusetts. Required. If you can't afford health insurance yourself, the state will help you pay for insurance. Additionally, because everyone is buying in, the overall cost for each individual is lowered because the risk is spread wider.

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  • galenbladegalenblade Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Wow, Republicans hate the word "mandate" so much I wonder if they think it's a gay male dating site.

    This was more funny than it should have been.

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Wait, Facebook is advertising behind the podium.
    Tell me, is this a sign of the apocalypse.
    Well, we have the Four Horsemen now, so why not? Giuliani's Conquest, McCain is War, Thompson's face looks like Famine, and now Romney is Death.

    And Huckabee will save us all.

    Paul's just there as a doomsday prophet.

    No.
    Huckabee is Satan, Paul will save us all with the power of bullshit.

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  • PicardathonPicardathon Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    McCain just went after the pharmaceutical companies.
    Flashes of 2000 here!

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    John McCain: "Outcome-based health care. We give doctors a bunch of money to cure someone, and if they cure someone after a certain amount of time, we reward them. Move away from chronic care."

    Uh, you do know that there are some diseases that we can't quite cure yet, right?

    McCain redeems himself a bit by bringing up importing drugs from Canada. Romney jumps in to remind McCain how awesome American pharmaceutical companies are. Romney then checks his Blackberry to see if the check from Pfizer has cleared.

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  • HboxHbox Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Romney:"47 million people choose not to participate in the system because they can get free care."

    What are you, fucking high?

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Local commercial: New York Boat Show! Come and buy that yacht you've had your eye on!

    Wow, that's what's known as targeting your demographic.

    Of course, followed by a commercial for Citgo talking about how awesome Venezuela is for donating heating oil to the poor folks in America.

    Thanks for ruining my joke, commercial break.

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  • werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lawndart wrote: »
    John McCain: "Outcome-based health care. We give doctors a bunch of money to cure someone, and if they cure someone after a certain amount of time, we reward them. Move away from chronic care."

    Uh, you do know that there are some diseases that we can't quite cure yet, right?

    Besides the fact that paying doctors if they more if they "cure" patients then you basically guarantee no one will treat the really sick.
    McCain redeems himself a bit by bringing up importing drugs from Canada. Romney jumps in to remind McCain how awesome American pharmaceutical companies are. Romney then checks his Blackberry to see if the check from Pfizer has cleared.

    As much as healthcare needs to be fixed, re-importing drugs from Canada is a horrible idea. It's not like the drug companies are stupid, if there are any systematic moves in that direction the only thing that will happen is Canada will stop getting cheaper drugs.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Now we bring in the lights for round 2.

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  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    werehippy wrote: »
    Mitt is correct. The Massachusetts insurance plan seems pretty good so far.

    How is that working out? I don't know enough to tell if he was blowing smoke or not.

    It's working quite well, which could have been predicted by how hard Romney fought it.

    Did anybody hear the straw man Thompson threw at Paul?

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Biometric documents?

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ah yes, immigration: 12 million answers and they're all wrong. (Personally, I figure just enforce what we've already got and see what that does. As for everyone already here, take it on a case-by-case based on how they've conducted themselves. If you're drug-running, bye bye. And also you're under arrest. If you're like the guy who came across and within a football field of the border saved some kid's life, welcome to America.)

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  • HboxHbox Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Giuliani: "We should erect a technological fence."

    O_o

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Dear lord, everyone talk at once!

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  • ScalfinScalfin __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    What gets me is that illegal immigrants would pay taxes if they could work legally, as the majority of income tax is payroll and you can't dodge sales tax.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Romney: John McCain is a bad, bad man for saying anything other than "deport every single illegal immigrant in the U.S.". We should only deport the ones I'm not hiring.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Mitt is taking a beating

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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Reagan, twice! Two shots!

    Edit: Damnit Guiliani, that's 4 times in one statement.

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    As we speak, Tom Tancredo's feral howl of rage is echoing along the U.S./Mexico border because there's a GOP debate about deporting brown people and he's not there.

    Another Reagan reference! Say his name once more and he will walk through a mirror and grant your wishes!

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  • werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sadly enough, he's probably winning. You talk louder and longer and it seems like you're winning.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Hbox wrote: »
    Giuliani: "We should erect a technological fence."

    O_o
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=aKWVCv8uWDI (skip to 1:48)

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh snap, McCain.

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