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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is it really all in the reflexes?

    Doodmann on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Seriously, the platypus: what the fuck, dude?"

    Pony on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'd be all like

    "Oh man, where's Buddha? I have some questions I'd like to ask him."

    And he'd be all like

    "Look within, you are the Buddha."

    And then I'd take a swing at him and start crying.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Where's Richard Dawkins. Motherfucker owes me like fifty bucks."

    Volucrisus Aedrius on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "Also: hot, friendly, sporty chicks who are also lesbians. Dick move, God."

    Pony on
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I would also ask him 'sup.

    Also the platypus gets a bad rap, all it's body parts are there fore a reason.

    Blake T on
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I'd be all like

    "Oh man, where's Buddha? I have some questions I'd like to ask him."

    And he'd be all like

    "Look within, you are the Buddha."

    And then I'd take a swing at him and start crying.

    This is the best fucking post I've ever read

    Meissnerd on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I would also ask him 'sup.

    Also the platypus gets a bad rap, all it's body parts are there fore a reason.

    it's just a completely unique creature in all of nature

    egg laying aquatic mammal with a duckbill that contains electrosensors and poisonous spurrs in it's feet and a beaver tail and oiled fur

    it's just

    it's like what a MMORPG player would make out of an animal

    platypus is minmaxed

    Pony on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    The platypus is one of my favorite animals

    It's pretty awesome

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS8J_WekLVI

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What does god need with a starship?

    Cogliostro on
    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    I would also ask him 'sup.

    Also the platypus gets a bad rap, all it's body parts are there fore a reason.

    it's just a completely unique creature in all of nature

    egg laying aquatic mammal with a duckbill that contains electrosensors and poisonous spurrs in it's feet and a beaver tail and oiled fur

    it's just

    it's like what a MMORPG player would make out of an animal

    platypus is minmaxed

    ok platypus you find yourself in a forest inside it there is a pool of water and you can slightly see *through* the pool into a crystal blue cavern full of shimmering gems and what appears to be a female platypus starring oddly back at you

    Seph on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    What does god need with a starship?

    cog

    did you really do that thing you did

    i am still in belief

    Pony on
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    goddamn you teefs

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfV2OzEHwg

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    "I didn't even know that eve chick, and you still stuck me in this shit hole with all these retards?"

    Zonkytonkman on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

    Centipede Damascus on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    What does god need with a starship?

    cog

    did you really do that thing you did

    i am still in belief

    gluh?

    neville on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2008
    is there a god

    bongi on
  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Is there an ultra-god?

    Rampant Entity on
  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    God...

    Why is it that I need your arms around me, I need to feel your touch
    I need your understanding, I need your love so much
    You tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
    But when I need you baby, youre never there?

    On the phone long, long distance
    Always through such strong resistance
    First you say youre too busy
    I wonder if you even miss me

    Never there
    Youre never there
    Youre never, ever, ever, ever there

    A golden bird that flies away, a candles fickle flame
    To think I held you yesterday, your love was just a game
    A golden bird that flies away, a candles fickle flame
    To think I held you yesterday, your love was just a game

    You tell me that you love me so, you tell me that you care
    But when I need you baby
    Take the time to get to know me
    If you want me why cant you just show me
    Were always on this roller coaster
    If you want me why cant you get closer?

    Never there
    Youre never there
    Youre never ever ever ever there

    Charles Kinbote on
  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    If you had a name, what would it be
    And would I call it to your face
    If I were faced with you in all your glory
    What would I ask if I had just one question

    And yeah yeah you are great yeah yeah you are good
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    What if you were one of us
    Just a slob like one of us
    Just a stranger on the bus
    Trying to make your way home

    If you had a face what would it look like
    And would I want to see
    If seeing meant that I would have to believe
    In things like heaven and in jesus and the saints and all the prophets

    And yeah yeah you are great yeah yeah you are good
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    What if you were one of us
    Just a slob like one of us
    Just a stranger on the bus
    Trying to make your way home
    You're trying to make your way home
    Back up to heaven all alone
    Nobody calling on the phone
    Except for the pope maybe in rome

    And yeah yeah you are great yeah yeah you are good
    yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

    What if you were one of us
    Just a slob like one of us
    Just a stranger on the bus
    Trying to make your way home
    Just trying to make your way home
    Like a holy rolling stone
    Back up to heaven all alone
    Just trying to make your way home
    Nobody calling on the phone
    Except for the pope maybe in rome

    Iskander on
  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    How can I become Immortal?

    Fort1tude on
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  • tallgeezetallgeeze Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    God is too busy laughing at us to hear my question.

    Me: "umm..God, why do you.."

    God: "HAHA, did you just see that?!? That's hilarious"

    Me: "Yea, that guy was being a douche. Seriously, why do you...."

    God: "Oh, man. That old lady just walked straight into a freshly cleaned window. She never saw it coming. You think that would get old, but it doesn't. HAHAHA!!"

    Me: "ugh, yea. Old people do some funny things. Back to my question. Why do you...."

    God: "Jesus Christ!"

    Jesus: "Yea dad?"

    God: "Some dude just got kicked in the balls by a guy wearing an orange wig."

    Jesus: "I missed it Dad. Can you rewind it?"

    God: "Sure, let me find the Tivo remote. I tell ya. I'm surprised no one has beat him up yet."

    Me: "I can see you are having a good time. I'm going to write my question down on this napkin and put my cell number and e-mail address on it. You can get back to me whenever."

    tallgeeze on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    uh...

    Charles Kinbote on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mully wrote: »
    reconciliate
    What the fuck is this shit?

    Aneurhythmia on
  • Rampant EntityRampant Entity Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    GOD, YOUR RAPFACE. I NEED TO SEE IT.

    LET ME SEE YOUR RAPFACE.

    Rampant Entity on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rampant Entity wrote: »
    GOD, YOUR RAPFACE. I NEED TO SEE IT.

    LET ME SEE YOUR RAPFACE.

    god.jpg

    Paku on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Rampant Entity wrote: »
    GOD, YOUR RAPFACE. I NEED TO SEE IT.

    LET ME SEE YOUR RAPFACE.

    god.jpg

    this is the best response possible.

    fightinfilipino on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'd ask to be able to witness a jeff buckley concert

    Kovak on
  • Firematic.Firematic. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Darkblade_1 wrote: »
    One... Question?
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    I came here for this.

    Also, if you piled all of the poops i've taken in my life into a 1 ft high wall, how long would that wall stretch?

    Firematic. on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    what kind of asshole kills a five year old's grandma and dog in the same week

    Paku on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    why are you such an asshole

    Yeah I think I would ask this one myself.

    Butters on
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    But all these people you've made in your image
    See them fighting in the streets
    Because they can't make opinions meet
    About God.

    Just can't believe in you.

    Pkmoutl on
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