News stations on standby like starving cats waiting for someone to piss milk. man i wish i were at the scene right now. i would be spreading rumors like no fucking tomorrow.
"Heath Ledger's body actually has 1-18-09 tattooed all over it. Purple Monkey, Dishwasher."
Dude held a huge party and when nobody was looking he slashed his wrists and quickly bound them with cloth.
After that he had people line up to entertain him, if he wasn't satisfied he's loosen up the cloth just a bit and tighten it up if the performance was good.
if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark or something
we really have no reason to believe it was suicide though. There was no craziness, no depression (that we saw, I guess) and no really weird behavior. So far, the sheer suddenness of this makes it look accidental.
Which means that, most likely, they were recreational. Which means that, with a child he's supposed to be raising, he's still a giant fucking retard.
If it turns out that it isn't recreational or a suicide, then I'll change my mind, but anyone taking emough pills to come close to an overdose as a recreation when they have a child to raise is, in my mind, a giant fucking retard.
if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark or something
we really have no reason to believe it was suicide though. There was no craziness, no depression (that we saw, I guess) and no really weird behavior. So far, the sheer suddenness of this makes it look accidental.
Which means that, most likely, they were recreational. Which means that, with a child he's supposed to be raising, he's still a giant fucking retard.
If it turns out that it isn't recreational or a suicide, then I'll change my mind, but anyone taking emough pills to come close to an overdose as a recreation when they have a child to raise is, in my mind, a giant fucking retard.
CNN is citing them as "sleeping pills".
If he died from using too many sleeping pills, I'm going to have to assume it was suicide. Either that or he was a really really bad insomniac.
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what kind of odds will you guys give me on Crispin Glover?
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This celebrity death has hit me surprisingly hard. I mean, usually I'm like "meh, that blows". But for some reason this death is actually... legitimately depressing.
if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark that has a nuclear warhead in it's stomach and is rocketing toward a meteor that's about to crash into earth
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if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark or something
we really have no reason to believe it was suicide though. There was no craziness, no depression (that we saw, I guess) and no really weird behavior. So far, the sheer suddenness of this makes it look accidental.
Which means that, most likely, they were recreational. Which means that, with a child he's supposed to be raising, he's still a giant fucking retard.
If it turns out that it isn't recreational or a suicide, then I'll change my mind, but anyone taking emough pills to come close to an overdose as a recreation when they have a child to raise is, in my mind, a giant fucking retard.
CNN is citing them as "sleeping pills".
If he died from using too many sleeping pills, I'm going to have to assume it was suicide. Either that or he was a really really bad insomniac.
Yeah, I'd read somewhere that it may have been Ambien, and that he'd had issues with insomnia. Which seems to fit. But until the toxicology reports come back with the autopsy, it is a celebrity found dead in bed surrounded by pills, which you have to understand pretty much always means wither suicide or recreational overdose.
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited January 2008
What if Will Smith dies next?
Or Daniel Radcliffe or Sean Connery or...
Fuck, what if it's Paul Giamotti or Daniel Day Lewis?
if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark that has a nuclear warhead in it's stomach and is rocketing toward a meteor that's about to crash into earth
you fucked up the bbcode there and I didn't notice, and I was so fucking confused for a minute there
if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark that has a nuclear warhead in it's stomach and is rocketing toward a meteor that's about to crash into earth
I dunno dude in ancient Rome and Japan falling on your sword was not too uncommon.
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He was obviously killed to hide his love affair with the president.
No wait that was Marilyn Monroe.
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wither suicide is going to be the name of my goth band
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He tends to do that. He is here in London filming the latest episode of the “Batman†franchise, “The Dark Knight.†(Mr. Bale, as it happens, plays Batman; Mr. Ledger plays the Joker.) It is a physically and mentally draining role — his Joker is a “psychopathic, mass-murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy†he said cheerfully — and, as often happens when he throws himself into a part, he is not sleeping much.
“Last week I probably slept an average of two hours a night,†he said. “I couldn’t stop thinking. My body was exhausted, and my mind was still going.†One night he took an Ambien, which failed to work. He took a second one and fell into a stupor, only to wake up an hour later, his mind still racing.
James Dean too. “Dylan was completely inspired by James Dean, and Heath has a little bit of James Dean in him, even physically, a kind of precocious seriousness,†Mr. Haynes went on. “As adult actors seem more and more infantile and refusing to grow up, middle-aged guys with their baseball caps, Heath is one of those young people who have a real intuition, a maturity beyond their years.â€
that bolded part, combined with someone saying it was sleeping pills make it seem accidental
If Christian Bale dies anytime soon, I'm attacking heaven.
Man this is kind of an epic picture on my head
Storming the gates of Heaven and kicking angels out of your way to bring Christian Bale back to Earth, with like Mozart's version of Dies Irae playing or some shit
if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark that has a nuclear warhead in it's stomach and is rocketing toward a meteor that's about to crash into earth
you fucked up the bbcode there and I didn't notice, and I was so fucking confused for a minute there
if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark that has a nuclear warhead in it's stomach and is rocketing toward a meteor that's about to crash into earth
you fucked up the bbcode there and I didn't notice, and I was so fucking confused for a minute there
dude so was I
all, "hey I didn't say that"
I was all "holy shit are we on the same wavelength or what?"
if heath ledger committed suicide then he is retarded
man suicide isn't always retarded. the reason for doing it might be, but i mean fuck, suicide isn't/wasn't always looked down as the worst of all things. some cultures don't view it much different then any other regular death, and then you got martyrs, and what about romeo and juliet. i don't agree with it, but it can be romanticized and isn't necessarily 'retarded'.
no, its retarded
unless you're terminally ill or Hunter S Thompson, killing yourself i retarded unless you do it in the awesomest way imaginable, like juggling chainsaws while riding a shark that has a nuclear warhead in it's stomach and is rocketing toward a meteor that's about to crash into earth
I dunno dude in ancient Rome and Japan falling on your sword was not too uncommon.
but that was either killing themselves because they had lost the battle/been captured or because they were wounded and felt it was more honorable to die than malinger
not really comparable to killing yourself because life is just too unbearably depressing
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"Heath Ledger's body actually has 1-18-09 tattooed all over it. Purple Monkey, Dishwasher."
Bruce Lee.
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This is sick
Wishing death on attractive men when unattractive female celebrities are on the brink of death anyway
Dude held a huge party and when nobody was looking he slashed his wrists and quickly bound them with cloth.
After that he had people line up to entertain him, if he wasn't satisfied he's loosen up the cloth just a bit and tighten it up if the performance was good.
I come home from a hockey game to this?
FUCK
Which means that, most likely, they were recreational. Which means that, with a child he's supposed to be raising, he's still a giant fucking retard.
If it turns out that it isn't recreational or a suicide, then I'll change my mind, but anyone taking emough pills to come close to an overdose as a recreation when they have a child to raise is, in my mind, a giant fucking retard.
50 on Tyra Banks.
well he already said in an interview that he accidentally messed up on sleeping pills before, so maybe he just don't learn?
this is crazy
like some James Dean gifted actor dying young thing
Better
35 on Reese Witherspoon.
.....
She’s too wholesome, ok? She has to be hiding something
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CNN is citing them as "sleeping pills".
If he died from using too many sleeping pills, I'm going to have to assume it was suicide. Either that or he was a really really bad insomniac.
Oh please oh please grant me my wish god.
oh god heath ledger nooo
my second was
who is next now
the reaction he described in the interview makes me think his physiology is fucked up or something
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Yeah, I'd read somewhere that it may have been Ambien, and that he'd had issues with insomnia. Which seems to fit. But until the toxicology reports come back with the autopsy, it is a celebrity found dead in bed surrounded by pills, which you have to understand pretty much always means wither suicide or recreational overdose.
Or Daniel Radcliffe or Sean Connery or...
Fuck, what if it's Paul Giamotti or Daniel Day Lewis?
OH GOD, MORTALITY SUDDENLY VERY REAL.
Then we just end up with Jersey Girl, and that can't be good for anyone
you fucked up the bbcode there and I didn't notice, and I was so fucking confused for a minute there
I dunno dude in ancient Rome and Japan falling on your sword was not too uncommon.
No wait that was Marilyn Monroe.
that bolded part, combined with someone saying it was sleeping pills make it seem accidental
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Honey, we both know that you can't kill a God.
Man this is kind of an epic picture on my head
Storming the gates of Heaven and kicking angels out of your way to bring Christian Bale back to Earth, with like Mozart's version of Dies Irae playing or some shit
It's kind of beautiful really
all, "hey I didn't say that"
They seem like the safest bet
edit: OH GOD SOMEONE CHECK IF PIPE IS STILL ALIVE
They are, as stated, selfish and uncaring of the loved ones who will be catastrophically damaged by the suddeness of such a thing.
jesus christ
I was all "holy shit are we on the same wavelength or what?"
not really comparable to killing yourself because life is just too unbearably depressing