El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited January 2008
The Canadians shall take the ridge, oh yes we shall... For our queen commands it!
That said, I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to be doing this game, other than shooting random people and hoping they're Krauts. I shall therefore turn with great sadness to the RNG for the first time ever.... And thus vote for !Meister!
The Canadians shall take the ridge, oh yes we shall... For our queen commands it!
That said, I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to be doing this game, other than shooting random people and hoping they're Krauts. I shall therefore turn with great sadness to the RNG for the first time ever.... And thus vote for !Meister!
“Look at what they have done to my home Jenkins.†Field Marshall Phallouis stared at the desolate landscape that stretched for miles in each direction. Rain poured down, turning the battlefield into a foul smelling marsh, rotting bodies floated in pools of mud, half the men were ill. The Field Marshall hardly seemed to notice, though his moustache drooped and his uniform was soaked through.
“There, you see that church? I was baptized there when I was a boy. Now what is it? Nothing but a pile of rubble. There were trees here once. Trees, grass, grapes, people. It’s all gone now, gone…†His voice cracked for a moment as he trailed off. Sitting down on the treads of one of the field guns, he covered his face and seemed to fall into himself. Jenkins, his aide, looked on nervously. “Sir, this rain will kill you sure as any bullet if you stay out too long. We should probably get back to headquarters, sir.â€
The Field Marshall shrugged off Jenkins’ hand and stood. His eyes had lost the weakness and dreamlike quality that they once held. “You know Jenkins, I first made love out on that plain. Some young girl from town, a librarian’s daughter, on a blanket in the vineyard. I could find the spot in my sleep. It’s a minefield now, just perfect no? During the last assault I watched that spot. 50 men died right there, right where I first became a man. That is what those damned Huns have done to my home.†Phallouis pulled out his service revolver and fired towards the enemy trenches until he ran out of rounds.
“I’m going to make them pay Jenkins. This will not stand. Our guns will bring down fire in endless waves until the Earth itself cracks open! Our men will be a sea of violence, and they will break that position and they will kill those god damned German bastards. They turned my home into a tomb! I will turn their countries into a barren waste! Not fit even for rats to live in!†It was then that the bombs detonated, ripping the entire artillery line to shreds. Foul sabotage robbed the Allies of their most potent weapon, and of their commander in one act. Field Marshal Phallouis’ ragged corpse was sent to Paris to be buried, and the rest of the General Staff was ordered to take the Central trenches at any cost. This was only the first of many instances of treachery and treason in the Battle of Phallouis.
The Dead: lonelyahava has lost all of her men
Ultarune has lost all of his men
Cheez has lost all of his men
Field Marshal Phallouis has been killed
A French Army battalion suffered losses
A Commander suffered losses
An Austrian Battalion suffered losses
A British Army battalion suffered losses
Central Powers win if they outnumber the Allied Powers and at least one member of the command squad has been killed.
Allied Powers win if they kill at least 10 members of the Central Powers. Capturing the Central Powers command bunker on square F9 removes their artillery bombardment ability.
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Aldo, your statistics are all wrong baby.
Only if you fill with sweet gooey pie.
;-)
Good show!
Come, my ever growing legion. Let us return the greatness to Great Britain!
Edit: If you feel like doing my sig too that would kick ass.
Edit again: YOU CAN READ MINDS!
No, don't vote me! I have an army of Bluestreaks!
Steam
"Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
RNG says !MrPaku
Stop picking on me!!!!
Steam
and I believe I'll have to vote for one of these people with Colour in their avatars.
Yes, stop picking on Squashua. It's not fair.
Also, can anybody grainy/greyscale up my avatar for me?
That said, I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to be doing this game, other than shooting random people and hoping they're Krauts. I shall therefore turn with great sadness to the RNG for the first time ever.... And thus vote for !Meister!
Anyone else? :P
Many thanks my good man.
There you go.
“There, you see that church? I was baptized there when I was a boy. Now what is it? Nothing but a pile of rubble. There were trees here once. Trees, grass, grapes, people. It’s all gone now, gone…†His voice cracked for a moment as he trailed off. Sitting down on the treads of one of the field guns, he covered his face and seemed to fall into himself. Jenkins, his aide, looked on nervously. “Sir, this rain will kill you sure as any bullet if you stay out too long. We should probably get back to headquarters, sir.â€
The Field Marshall shrugged off Jenkins’ hand and stood. His eyes had lost the weakness and dreamlike quality that they once held. “You know Jenkins, I first made love out on that plain. Some young girl from town, a librarian’s daughter, on a blanket in the vineyard. I could find the spot in my sleep. It’s a minefield now, just perfect no? During the last assault I watched that spot. 50 men died right there, right where I first became a man. That is what those damned Huns have done to my home.†Phallouis pulled out his service revolver and fired towards the enemy trenches until he ran out of rounds.
“I’m going to make them pay Jenkins. This will not stand. Our guns will bring down fire in endless waves until the Earth itself cracks open! Our men will be a sea of violence, and they will break that position and they will kill those god damned German bastards. They turned my home into a tomb! I will turn their countries into a barren waste! Not fit even for rats to live in!†It was then that the bombs detonated, ripping the entire artillery line to shreds. Foul sabotage robbed the Allies of their most potent weapon, and of their commander in one act. Field Marshal Phallouis’ ragged corpse was sent to Paris to be buried, and the rest of the General Staff was ordered to take the Central trenches at any cost. This was only the first of many instances of treachery and treason in the Battle of Phallouis.
The Dead:
lonelyahava has lost all of her men
Ultarune has lost all of his men
Cheez has lost all of his men
Field Marshal Phallouis has been killed
A French Army battalion suffered losses
A Commander suffered losses
An Austrian Battalion suffered losses
A British Army battalion suffered losses
Central Powers win if they outnumber the Allied Powers and at least one member of the command squad has been killed.
Allied Powers win if they kill at least 10 members of the Central Powers. Capturing the Central Powers command bunker on square F9 removes their artillery bombardment ability.
Round 1 ends Monday at 11pm EST.
Marx, aka Karl, is a socialist and needs to be crushed under the iron fist of capitalism.
That's only 20% of the player pool. That's around average all in all.