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Mike Rowe Has Never Worked In A Video Store {Your Worst Job Thread}

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    i don't live with my mom

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Stale, how would you possibly know the Ram guy, and if so... stories, pee ell zee.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Zephyr wrote: »
    i don't live with my mom

    so yes

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    These last couple of posts

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    This is beautiful.
    Alt post: Goddamn I make a mean roast beef sandwich.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I was going to eat lunch and browse the forums.
    And then I started reading that blog and just nope never eating again.

    you some kinda sissy?

    I'm actually eating right now

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Vegetarians are pussies. I am no vegetarian.
    I called my manager a pussy last night.
    He said something about how he's vegetarian, and he makes lasagna with pumpkin instead of meat and I just called back, from halfway across the store "Oh, so you're a pussy. Got it. Go back to eating your bean sprouts while I enjoy some filet mignon."

    hardcore :twisted:

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I was going to eat lunch and browse the forums.
    And then I started reading that blog and just nope never eating again.

    you some kinda sissy?

    I'm actually eating right now

    goddamn sheri calm the fuck down

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Ahahaha
    Hit "Older posts" until you get to Dave and the Fuckslab part 2.
    It's wonderful.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I was going to eat lunch and browse the forums.
    And then I started reading that blog and just nope never eating again.

    you some kinda sissy?

    I'm actually eating right now

    goddamn sheri calm the fuck down

    Mmmm pudding

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Vegetarians are pussies. I am no vegetarian.
    I called my manager a pussy last night.
    He said something about how he's vegetarian, and he makes lasagna with pumpkin instead of meat and I just called back, from halfway across the store "Oh, so you're a pussy. Got it. Go back to eating your bean sprouts while I enjoy some filet mignon."

    hardcore :twisted:

    oh god my dick is so huge from all this meat I eat

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I don't actually assume these are the same customers at all, but we had very, very, VERY similar customers and regulars.

    I have to assume most porn stores have somewhat the same regulars.

    But Ram is a dead-on likeness of Tahjan. He was a regular at my store. Built physique, small guy though, tiny cock. Always willing to whip it out at the drop of a hat. Spent a fortune on size lotions and pills and aparatus.

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    I don't actually assume these are the same customers at all, but we had very, very, VERY similar customers and regulars.

    I have to assume most porn stores have somewhat the same regulars.

    But Ram is a dead-on likeness of Tahjan. He was a regular at my store. Built physique, small guy though, tiny cock. Always willing to whip it out at the drop of a hat. Spent a fortune on size lotions and pills and aparatus.

    maybe he should've worked with his disadvantage. sex change

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    I would eat meat, but I just don't think I'm strong enough.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I would eat meat, but I just don't think I'm strong enough.

    and i quit crying long enough

    now i'm strong enough to know

    you gotta go

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I would eat meat, but I just don't think I'm strong enough.

    next time i'm in Seattle, you and me?

    we're getting steak and eating it together.

    naked

    around a fire.

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  • AslanAslan Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I would eat meat, but I just don't think I'm strong enough.

    next time i'm in Seattle, you and me?

    we're getting steak and eating it together.

    naked

    around a fire.

    Then Stale's gonna scream and come on your face then wheel the fuck out of there.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I would eat meat, but I just don't think I'm strong enough.

    next time i'm in Seattle, you and me?

    we're getting steak and eating it together.

    naked

    around a fire.

    what? cow?

    boooooring.

    let's get some goddamn gazelle and crocodile and maybe some fuckin bald eagle, now that they're off the endangered species list

    dead serious

    well, maybe not about the eagle, but there's an exotic meats place in Bellevue, I think, and having a fuckin Noah's Ark BBQ is still one of my dreams.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    manly

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I would be down for eating some gazelle.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Man, bean sprouts are fucking delicious.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Aslan wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    I would eat meat, but I just don't think I'm strong enough.

    next time i'm in Seattle, you and me?

    we're getting steak and eating it together.

    naked

    around a fire.

    Then Stale's gonna scream and come on your face then wheel the fuck out of there.

    It's funnier if you picture him awkwardly run/stumbling out on his cripplesticks.

    Ruckus on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    I would be down for eating some gazelle.
    nobody cares, faggot.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh wait let me ask Wiggin what I should eat I don't want to be a pussy

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Haha last time I ate at the Magic Time Machine in Dallas I ordered this:

    The Extras

    Planning on a big group? Order the famous Roman Orgy Feast from the menu: huge portions of brisket, turkey legs, ribs and other delights. Serves nine or more.

    and ate it by myself. I was so sick the next day but god damn it was good.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Eat some fucking lion, after you kill it with your bare hands.
    Best meal ever.

    Alt post: What's amyl nitrate?

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    What's with the Alt post: ?

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Eat some fucking lion, after you kill it with your bare hands.
    Best meal ever.

    Alt post: What's amyl nitrate?

    I'm guessing hand sanitizer.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    I have no idea.
    t Daric No, it's definitely not hand sanitizer.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Sheri wrote: »
    What's with the Alt post: ?

    it's wiggin.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Eat some fucking lion, after you kill it with your bare hands.
    Best meal ever.

    Alt post: What's amyl nitrate?

    then flavour it with your RAW TESTOSTERONE

    yeeeAAAAHHH

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Eat some fucking lion, after you kill it with your bare hands.
    Best meal ever.

    Alt post: What's amyl nitrate?

    I'm guessing hand sanitizer.

    I actually coughed up a piece of half-chewed apple, thanks to this.

    nice going. that fuckin hurt.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    gay dudes love amyl nitrate

    Knob on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Rank, let's fly Wiggin here for PAX and then let Ben beat the shit out of him.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    it's used in anal lubricants

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Oh.
    I was asking because the dude mentions it a few times in his blog, but I had never heard of it before.

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    Druhim wrote: »
    wiggin's right
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  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Eat some fucking lion, after you kill it with your bare hands.
    Best meal ever.

    Alt post: What's amyl nitrate?

    I'm guessing hand sanitizer.

    I'm pretty sure the blog guy means amyl nitrite

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amyl_nitrite

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I was joking Frylock, jesus.

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  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    I was joking Frylock, jesus.

    I sort of meant to quote wiggin

    my bad

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Rank, let's fly Wiggin here for PAX and then let Ben beat the shit out of him.

    wiggin will yell "BITCH I PVP IRL" and then ben will be like "what does that mean fa7qko.gif"

    and then wiggin will punch him in the face it'll be badass

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