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help with pick up lines
Qorzm
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hey guys, I'm hosting my school's talent show and I am in need of some really awesome/cheesy/corny/terrible pick up lines for this bit I'm doing with the audience
unfortunately, the only ones I know are dirty (which can also be discussed in this thread)
I'm looking for ones like "did it hurt? (what) when you fell from heaven" or "do you have a map? because I just got lost in your eyes"
stuff like that
but to start off the dirty ones;
the obligatory, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
or you motion for a girl to come to you with your finger and then she does and you say "look, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all 5"
pick up lines thread go
unfortunately, the only ones I know are dirty (which can also be discussed in this thread)
I'm looking for ones like "did it hurt? (what) when you fell from heaven" or "do you have a map? because I just got lost in your eyes"
stuff like that
but to start off the dirty ones;
the obligatory, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
or you motion for a girl to come to you with your finger and then she does and you say "look, I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all 5"
pick up lines thread go
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i'm gonna fuck you
this is a knife
but i need ones i can go up to someone and say something, they reply, then i hit em with the punchline
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i thought so
So I know what to make you in the morning.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
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"Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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HOW DOES HE SMELL
see this is why I can't post in H/A.
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO CUT OFF PIECES OF YOU AND MAIL THEM TO YOUR FAMILY
is your dad an astronaut? because that ass is out of this world.
is your dad a terrorist? because you're the bomb.
etc. etc.
Who's there?
started with her, "...So she fucked all of them"
"So they were all worked up about fighting a fucking demonclown so she gave up ass to calm them down."
"They were lost and disbelieving. As soon as they believed in love they got their power back. That's the whole basis of the book."
"I'm feeling pretty powerless, myself."
edit: "bitch"
yeah but H/A rightly so should be free of such SE++ dickery
SE++ has no such restriction
Whoa
Does that happen in the book?
Who fucks them all?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Seperately or togethers?
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
actually does "move bitch get out the way" count as pick-up line?
From what I recall seperately, but they were all together in the same place.
That conversation started when I got a text message that said "Beverly has sex with all of them? You go girl..."
And I was playing Rock Band with my dudes and I had no fucking idea what that was pertaining to.
Girls are weird.
i don't think so
i'd have to ask a rapper
This was pretty much the response I got
"STEVE?!?!"
True love.
It's a Beverly gangbang, they each take turns going at her.
While they're going to get It, so they are in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in some rank sewers all covered in shit and stuff.
Real sexy.
But she just finished it tonight and decided to text me about that part at complete random.
Interrupted Enter Sandman.
fuuuuck yeah