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An extremely uncomfortable place, such as the back of a Volkswagen

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
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    I think that jpg is finally dead.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Phillipe! wrote: »
    I have never been in the back of a Volkswagen. If it is uncomfortable, I do not think I would like it.

    Jesus Christ there's a 5 year old on our forums

    someone ban him before the FBI throws COPPA at us

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    You know in regards to the OP I once dated a girl that thought doggy style was anal sex.

    That was eventually sorted out.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    The trick to solving all these problems is just to rip out your girlfriend's mucosa membrane so that her vagina and anus combine to form one big hole.

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    Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Phillipe! wrote: »
    I have never been in the back of a Volkswagen. If it is uncomfortable, I do not think I would like it.

    Jesus Christ there's a 5 year old on our forums

    someone ban him before the FBI throws COPPA at us
    I was in the back of one today.

    And it was a female's car as well.

    I was however alone.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I can sit in the back of a Volkswagen Beetle and have legroom to spare.

    I am fucking short.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    You make up for that with head pattability.

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Phillipe! wrote: »
    I have never been in the back of a Volkswagen. If it is uncomfortable, I do not think I would like it.

    Jesus Christ there's a 5 year old on our forums

    someone ban him before the FBI throws COPPA at us

    man it ain't no thang just phillipe

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I am listening to Jurassic Park right.

    And you know the part right before they see the first dinosaurs, when Dr Sattler is like "Man check out this plant it's been extinct for so long what the hell"

    Where fuck did they get the DNA to clone the plants?

    #pipe on
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oh I forgot to ask.

    This chick in the OP.

    Is she into anal sex now?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    Oh I forgot to ask.

    This chick in the OP.

    Is she into anal sex now?

    Obviously.
    That's pretty much how it works in my experience.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    You make up for that with head pattability.

    =3

    Who has that picture from PAX?

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Today a girl tried to convince me that guys are not supposed to get hard before they put on a condom.

    Fucking dumb girl.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Larlar wrote: »
    You complement that with head pattability.

    She is very pattable, and portable.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Today a girl tried to convince me that guys are not supposed to get hard before they put on a condom.

    Fucking dumb girl.

    you should have insisted you show her the proper technique

    and then, you note that it'd be wasting a perfectly good condom

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Quethal wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    You complement that with head pattability.

    She is very pattable, and portable.

    I fit conveniently in most overhead baggage compartments.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Now there's something I need to see.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Trillian wrote: »
    Quethal wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    You complement that with head pattability.

    She is very pattable, and portable.

    I fit conveniently in most overhead baggage compartments.

    Can you also be used as a flotation device?



    I am ashamed

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I had a girlfriend who asked me if I have two holes on my donger. If it comes out a different hole...

    OH GOD, WHEN I GOT BACK TO MY CAR I BURST OUT LAUGHING

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    You had a girlfriend?

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    I had a girlfriend who asked me if I have two holes on my donger. If it comes out a different hole...

    OH GOD, WHEN I GOT BACK TO MY CAR I BURST OUT LAUGHING

    In her defense most kids don't get sex ed until 6th grade sooo...

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    She was 16

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    we went in two equal but different places there

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    That is a pretty hilarious picture there.

    Although that guy is kind of frightening.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    we went in two equal but different places there

    I am merely in your shadow

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    That is a pretty hilarious picture there.

    Although that guy is kind of frightening.



    That is Captain Cthulu

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    tril you are adorable I just want to give you smooches

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Trillian wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    That is a pretty hilarious picture there.

    Although that guy is kind of frightening.

    That is Captain Cthulu

    And what an aptly named fellow he is.

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    TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    WhipstitchZombie wrote: »
    tril you are adorable I just want to give you smooches

    I'm not sure I could kiss a man with longer, prettier, more flowing hair than myself, but what the hell okay

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    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited March 2008
    I'ma hold you to that

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm not sure if Trillian's just short or if it's because Cap is 9 feet tall.

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    DhalphirDhalphir don't you open that trapdoor you're a fool if you dareRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    this story produced hilarious results when read out to members of my workplace

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Short people got...


    no reason to...

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    DaemasDaemas Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    I am listening to Jurassic Park right.

    And you know the part right before they see the first dinosaurs, when Dr Sattler is like "Man check out this plant it's been extinct for so long what the hell"

    Where fuck did they get the DNA to clone the plants?

    dino dingleberries

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    Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Today a girl tried to convince me that guys are not supposed to get hard before they put on a condom.

    Fucking dumb girl.

    you should have insisted you show her the proper technique

    and then, you note that it'd be wasting a perfectly good condom

    She was not too attractive. Also she was kind of a bitch.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Today a girl tried to convince me that guys are not supposed to get hard before they put on a condom.

    Fucking dumb girl.

    you should have insisted you show her the proper technique

    and then, you note that it'd be wasting a perfectly good condom

    She was not too attractive. Also she was kind of a bitch.

    dickings are proven through science to cure bitchiness

    oral sex temporarily cures talking

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    theDangertheDanger Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Today a girl tried to convince me that guys are not supposed to get hard before they put on a condom.

    Fucking dumb girl.

    you should have insisted you show her the proper technique

    and then, you note that it'd be wasting a perfectly good condom

    She was not too attractive. Also she was kind of a bitch.

    dickings are proven through science to cure bitchiness

    oral sex temporarily cures talking

    only good dickings cure bitchiness. the difference may mean life and death and you do not want to screw it up.
    pressure

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    hey taoist

    this chick live in Miamisburg or Kettering or what

    what I'm saying is

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I used to think doggy style was anal.

    The internet fixed that

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