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taoistlumberjak
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This is a story about my friends, and how unintentionally hilarious their lives are. If not funny for them...well, I'm laughing.
My girlfriend and I share a few mutual friends. Two of these are girls I went to college with, we'll call them Angela and Mona. My girlfriend went to dinner with Angela the other night, where she told Liz (girlfriend) one of the best things I have ever heard.
Mona is seeing a friend of Angela's. They're not really boyfriend and girlfriend, and I don't even think dating is the right word for it. No, friends with benefits is too classy for what this is. Mona is kind of an interesting case. She's rumored to have slept around quite a bit, and disturbingly, with some boys under the age of 18. Even more disturbing is the fact that she was, at one time, looking for a job in a local school district. For some added background, Mona isn't horrendous looking, but talks like she's continuously whining and can be exceptionally annoying at times.
Well, Mona and her guy friend who's name I can't recall, have been having large amounts of sex recently. Imagine his surprise when Mona tells him that she in fact loves anal sex. She can't get enough of it, to tell the truth. This guy, being the type of guy to go for Mona, probably thinks that he's hit the biggest jackpot of his life.
I'm not going to finish the details, but here's the end of the story. Mona, for some bizarre reason, thought that anal sex was another term for doggy style. Use your imagination for what probably occurred right before and right after this realization.
I should feel shame for my failure. The two girls mentioned, Angela and Mona, were both sheltered catholic girls when they went to college. I was the fortunate one to have to explain sex to these two, made even more hilarious by the fact that I was probably the last person in my high school class to lose their virginity.
tl;dr - Female friend thinks that anal sex = doggy style...with hilarious results.
My girlfriend and I share a few mutual friends. Two of these are girls I went to college with, we'll call them Angela and Mona. My girlfriend went to dinner with Angela the other night, where she told Liz (girlfriend) one of the best things I have ever heard.
Mona is seeing a friend of Angela's. They're not really boyfriend and girlfriend, and I don't even think dating is the right word for it. No, friends with benefits is too classy for what this is. Mona is kind of an interesting case. She's rumored to have slept around quite a bit, and disturbingly, with some boys under the age of 18. Even more disturbing is the fact that she was, at one time, looking for a job in a local school district. For some added background, Mona isn't horrendous looking, but talks like she's continuously whining and can be exceptionally annoying at times.
Well, Mona and her guy friend who's name I can't recall, have been having large amounts of sex recently. Imagine his surprise when Mona tells him that she in fact loves anal sex. She can't get enough of it, to tell the truth. This guy, being the type of guy to go for Mona, probably thinks that he's hit the biggest jackpot of his life.
I'm not going to finish the details, but here's the end of the story. Mona, for some bizarre reason, thought that anal sex was another term for doggy style. Use your imagination for what probably occurred right before and right after this realization.
I should feel shame for my failure. The two girls mentioned, Angela and Mona, were both sheltered catholic girls when they went to college. I was the fortunate one to have to explain sex to these two, made even more hilarious by the fact that I was probably the last person in my high school class to lose their virginity.
tl;dr - Female friend thinks that anal sex = doggy style...with hilarious results.
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there is no back of a smart car!
Which is, of course, standing up in a hammock.
i mean.. i .. what
ANATOMY
andouttheother
My dick was sore for a week!
Adam Corolla?
Didn't somebody on the forums post once about meeting and handing out with Adam once?
Also that is the best story ever. (The OP)
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Man I am sorry but unless she was very experienced (ie: loose) how the hell would that happen
also he wasn't paying attention.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I
I have personal experience with this phenomena.
Girl jumped and got into the fetal position. I was told to leave immediately and not to come back until tomorrow.
I love you.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Bizzaro Stormy, I love you far more than is socially acceptable.
Too Asian.
How about back of a two-seater kayak (while out on the water in the middle of a popular park)? That was fun.
that is...absurd
I remember you telling this story. This is an awesome story.
Shank: Hmm, I wonder what every post is...
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Don't you mean...BIZZARO!?
I told him he missed his chance at making sure it went right by not jamming his cock in her face when she went to inhale.
This would bring disastrously hilarious results.
Livingroom circumcision?
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.