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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I meant more of an exploration of the things that historically make america america. Like, thanksgiving didn't actually happen. The pilgrims didn't really come over for religious freedom, not in the manner that most of us would think of. Pioneers going westward weren't lone rugged men. Cowboys weren't who you think. The war of independence was started because the colonists were quite selfish and loudmouthed, and could not have been won without french intervention.

    That sort of thing.

    30 foot pink inflatable bunny.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jotate wrote: »
    I meant more of an exploration of the things that historically make america america. Like, thanksgiving didn't actually happen. The pilgrims didn't really come over for religious freedom, not in the manner that most of us would think of. Pioneers going westward weren't lone rugged men. Cowboys weren't who you think. The war of independence was started because the colonists were quite selfish and loudmouthed, and could not have been won without french intervention.

    That sort of thing.

    30 foot pink inflatable bunny.

    sounds about right

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    DasUberEddy you could always have a phone conversation with me instead

    I will see through everything you attempt to fleece me with and have anal sex with you

    Oboro conversations are srsbsns!

    also <3dodongos<3

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    The war of independence was started because the colonists were quite selfish and loudmouthed, and could not have been won without french intervention.

    And yet The Cat thinks french-bashing is inappropriate. Pfft I say, pfft!

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Gim wrote: »
    Glass plates? What were you doing?

    One of the plates slipped and it sort of broke, but I got the bit that was sharp and it did a nice number on my upper arm.

    Science is fun!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hm. She told me to make a definitive decision and I couldn't.

    Well, blew that but I don't particularly care as I enjoy perpetuating unbearable loneliness.

    So what's up chat?

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I read dolphins instead of colonist in your post Eddy.

    what the hell.

    I pointed this out earlier, but it bears repeating, if evolution is true and Dolphins are so smart, why don't we see any dolphin hospitals? Either evolution is false or dolphins are dumb.

    Fuck dolphins.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oboro, I don't think you could handle my wicked lies.

    They're quite wicked.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Hm. She told me to make a definitive decision and I couldn't.

    Well, blew that but I don't particularly care as I enjoy perpetuating unbearable loneliness.

    So what's up chat?

    Did she ask you to marry her?

    That happens to everyone else, right?

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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Left over Easter ham is way better with Lime Frank's Redhot.

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    jotatejotate Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    "New York's first legally blind, African American governor..."

    Have there been white legally blind New York governors?

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Oboro, I don't think you could handle my wicked lies.

    They're quite wicked.
    come on Edward give me a bit of credit

    give me a bit of credit here I mean okay seriously

    also don't even talk about wicked because I mean I am a witch in fact I am divining your secrets right now I am divining them with a marble and some soda cans because I am just that good

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I've always thought I could make a pretty bitchin' English teacher.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    jotate wrote: »
    "New York's first legally blind, African American governor..."

    Have there been white legally blind New York governors?

    Everyone knows that the blind are trying to take the credit away from the fact this guy is black.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oboro, I don't think you could handle my wicked lies.

    They're quite wicked.

    Uh oh

    uh oh

    I think It's On.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    goddamnit Eddy now I watch to watch Bring It On! :V

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    And what secrets have you learned Oboro?

    Anyway, I was right by not making a selection and sticking firm to my convictions of being a manipulative bastard. Now I have to see if I can do it through the telephone lines.

    Wish me luck.

    (Edit: I really don't want to make this call. Guh.)

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Human beings are dumb.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    goddamnit Eddy now I watch to watch Bring It On! :V

    And all three sequels, I hope you meant to say.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    goddamnit Eddy now I watch to watch Bring It On! :V

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    ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't do manipulative.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Keep it up, Aegeri.

    Just making it easier for me to get power of attorney.

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Hahahahaha yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I love science again now

    Aegeri you can ply my crevices for science anytime

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri and VC: :^: to both of you but for completely different reasons.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Arm hurts like a complete bitch.

    Only an hour to go, then I can go home.

    Sigh.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    SCIENCE!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    She said

    "would you like to have anal sex?"

    i said

    "i never have so I can't say if I prefer it or not"

    which she replied

    "Me either but you never know until you try"

    this is awful. I can't win

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    She said

    "would you like to have anal sex?"

    i said

    "i never have so I can't say if I prefer it or not"

    which she replied

    "Me either but you never know until you try"

    this is awful. I can't win

    ...

    You didn't actually answer her question.

    Try answering her question instead of dodging it.

    She is asking you if you would like to penetrate her anus with your penis.

    Do you want to penetrate her anus with your penis?

    If her anus was in front of you, freely offered, would you stick it in the butt?

    THAT IS ALL SHE WANTS TO KNOW BECAUSE SHE IS ASKING BECAUSE SHE IS OFFERING

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    OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2008
    Edward just get on the anal sex boat I mean come on

    do it for science

    (AM I DOING IT RIGHT AEGERI)

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    duallainduallain Registered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    She said

    "would you like to have anal sex?"

    i said

    "i never have so I can't say if I prefer it or not"

    which she replied

    "Me either but you never know until you try"

    this is awful. I can't win



    ...

    You didn't actually answer her question.

    Try answering her question instead of dodging it.


    2 options:

    I'm really not comfortable with that....

    or

    I'm interested in trying it but don't really know what that entails ...

    option 2 ftw

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    ...
    this is awful. I can't win

    What is your personal definition of "win"?

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    SCIENCE!

    She's totally baiting you into saying yes man, then next thing you know she's going to whack out a strapon and then you're really in shit.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Shouldn't be hard to figure out.

    Your answer should be either, "No, but I would like to have other sex with you" or "Yes, I would like to stick it in your butt." or "Grandma, is that you?"

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    duallain wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    She said

    "would you like to have anal sex?"

    i said

    "i never have so I can't say if I prefer it or not"

    which she replied

    "Me either but you never know until you try"

    this is awful. I can't win



    ...

    You didn't actually answer her question.

    Try answering her question instead of dodging it.


    2 options:

    I'm really not comfortable with that....

    or

    I'm interested in trying it but don't really know what that entails ...

    It's like this

    train_tunnel_1024.jpg

    But without the train.

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    themightypuckthemightypuck MontanaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I'm drawn to this SCIENCE meme.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    Aegeri wrote: »

    It's like this

    CHOO CHOO

    But without the train.

    Oh god that would be the best idea for deranged couples henna tattoo set.

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    AegeriAegeri Tiny wee bacteriums Plateau of LengRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I've always yelled "SCIENCE!" like an exclamation mark is on it or something. Especially if it's the act of actually doing science or science related activities (cutting yourself open with broken glass not being one).

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    She said

    "would you like to have anal sex?"

    i said

    "i never have so I can't say if I prefer it or not"

    which she replied

    "Me either but you never know until you try"

    this is awful. I can't win

    I don't understand the problem

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2008
    I don't understand the problem

    He is indecisive/wishy washy/has a fear of success.

    Also he needs to get me this girl's number.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2008
    I've got a "What we need more of is Science" Achewood keychain.

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