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50 Cent vs. "We swear it's not the Middle East" is dumb mothafuckin' fun, mothafucka!

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »

    ...

    they should have sent a poet...

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    subedii wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Apparently 50 cents is "one", I got some sort of fucking Matrix vibe from that. Seriously, apparently this guy can take out 50 people (all while shooting at him) without a problem. But only because he's a rapper.

    Shoot that's nothing. You shouldn've seen what MC Hammer could do back in the day:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ

    Jesus. This is the worst thing ever.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The difference is: MC Hammer is awesome, 50 isn't.

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't believe that 50 Cent actually exists. I think he's just some joke made by random record producers.

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    TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    I don't believe that 50 Cent actually exists. I think he's just some joke made by random record producers.

    I'm pretty sure you're right. Laughing all the way to the bank.

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    AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero The new film by Quentin Koopantino Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    When has 50 cent ever even shot anyone?

    They could swap out 50 cent for Conan O'Brien and it'd make just as much sense.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What're you talking about AbsoluteZero. I'm pretty sure 50 cent took out 10 or so guys at once. I think the guys were wearing bee costumes.

    And I think 50 cent was actually Brock Samson. So yeah... You're right.

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    SithDrummerSithDrummer Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    That is the most hilariously badass thing i've seen in awhile. I'm genuinely interested now.

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    FireWeaselFireWeasel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    subedii wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Apparently 50 cents is "one", I got some sort of fucking Matrix vibe from that. Seriously, apparently this guy can take out 50 people (all while shooting at him) without a problem. But only because he's a rapper.

    Shoot that's nothing. You shouldn've seen what MC Hammer could do back in the day:

    (snip)

    Jesus. This is the worst thing ever.

    Without even looking at it, I instantly KNEW it was Hammerman.

    Hahaha, I hated AND loved that show so much when I was a young'un.

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    cloudeaglecloudeagle Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Is it just me, or do all these supposed denizens of the middle east look really, really white?

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    DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    That was an awesome video...and killed like 10 people with the humvee. What the hell was that at the end though, that was terrible. It was all look a priest...that packs two fucken deagles!

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wow.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm all for sending "Fiddy" to fight in Iraq with our troops. Judging from that video, he's a fucking one-man army!:shock:

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    CulverCulver Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Is it just me, or do all these supposed denizens of the middle east look really, really white?

    Yeah I noticed it as well, probably did it too avoid some dumb lawsuit or something...idk.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Is it just me, or do all these supposed denizens of the middle east look really, really white?

    Is... Is this when we get enraged at the fact that he's shooting "white" people?

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    Steel-AngelSteel-Angel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    urahonky wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Is it just me, or do all these supposed denizens of the middle east look really, really white?

    Is... Is this when we get enraged at the fact that he's shooting "white" people?

    I burst out laughing when I saw your username.

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    urahonkyurahonky Resident FF7R hater Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    HAHA I didn't even think about that :P

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    TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    urahonky wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Is it just me, or do all these supposed denizens of the middle east look really, really white?

    Is... Is this when we get enraged at the fact that he's shooting "white" people?

    *taps chin* hmm... We'll its not so bad, this feeling. I'm not sure why people got their panties in a twist over RE5.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    TeeMan wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Is it just me, or do all these supposed denizens of the middle east look really, really white?

    Is... Is this when we get enraged at the fact that he's shooting "white" people?

    *taps chin* hmm... We'll its not so bad, this feeling. I'm not sure why people got their panties in a twist over RE5.

    That MIGHT have something to do with you not being a fucking fuck.

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    CaspianXCaspianX Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    *Looks at thread title*

    So... no matter who wins, we still lose.

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    Drunk_caterpillarDrunk_caterpillar Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I am horrified at myself for being entertained by that pre-rendered cutscene.

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    SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why does this game exist.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    cannot wait for this game.

    it will be my favorite thing

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    Sugar MagnoliaSugar Magnolia Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Can we get a next-gen Wu-Tang game up in this mother

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    This game

    it will be so bad

    i am going to play it.

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    ZilartZilart Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Okay, here's the reason. 50 performed in the middle east, but his promoter has this strange thing against money. So he decides to give 50 a diamond-encrusted skull. But then some people ambush 50 and take the skull and 50 decides to go get it back and oh god my brain.
    can't breathe ohmygod seriously too funny

    That video is seriously one of the most crappiest pieces of shit I have ever had the misfortune to watch. It will be oh so bad.

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    randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zilart wrote: »
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Okay, here's the reason. 50 performed in the middle east, but his promoter has this strange thing against money. So he decides to give 50 a diamond-encrusted skull. But then some people ambush 50 and take the skull and 50 decides to go get it back and oh god my brain.
    can't breathe ohmygod seriously too funny

    That video is seriously one of the most crappiest pieces of shit I have ever had the misfortune to watch. It will be oh so bad.

    I especially liked the part where FIDDY gets shot point blank in the chest with a shotgun after being punched in the face and still remains unharmed.

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    psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm curious, what percentage of the middle easts population is employed to stand around on top of buildings holding RPGs? It seems like its all people do over there.

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    ZilartZilart Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm curious, what percentage of the middle easts population is employed to stand around on top of buildings holding RPGs? It seems like its all people do over there.
    Yeah really, totally not stereotyping terrorists or anything. I can't help but watching that video and thinking out loud who really cares about this. I mean, I don't mean to offend anyone if they like this, but c'mon. The whole concept is so broken and bad that it could be made by a ninth-grader or something.

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    DusdaDusda is ashamed of this post SLC, UTRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zilart wrote: »
    I'm curious, what percentage of the middle easts population is employed to stand around on top of buildings holding RPGs? It seems like its all people do over there.
    Yeah really, totally not stereotyping terrorists or anything. I can't help but watching that video and thinking out loud who really cares about this. I mean, I don't mean to offend anyone if they like this, but c'mon. The whole concept is so broken and bad that it could be made by a ninth-grader or something.

    I think that is what makes it so appealing. This idea is so fucking god awful that it has attained some measure of Ed Wood status.

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    Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    cloudeagle wrote: »
    Is it just me, or do all these supposed denizens of the middle east look really, really white?

    I smell an international double-cross conspiracy thingy...

    Turns out that EA are sick of Fiddy's games being release and they've set up a plausible "killed by terrorists" scenario to try and get rid of him, maybe?

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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    SimBen wrote: »
    Man.

    I would love a Flight of the Conchords game. Just make it use the Rock Band stuffs. And you only get a drum player for like, two songs. Thanks, Dirty. Now I fucking want a game that will never happen. Dick.


    But this...fuck this. Although the straight up absurdity of the story is kinda awesome. Also, the fact that we are supposed to like Fiddy because he is apparently ready and willing to just fucking kill, main, rape and/or otherwise destroy the promoter is repellent to me.

    I thought we were supposed to like Fiddy because he was shot 9 times and he's an uneducated, sexist, racist asshole.

    Where I come from, getting shot 9 times means that either:
    A) 9 people disliked you enough to shoot you
    B) 1 person disliked you enough to shoot you nine times.


    Neither one is something to brag about.


    Also, since when the fuck do you get to brag about someone else having bad aim?

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I made a place for this one on my shelf of great gaming classics.

    It will go between Shadow of the Colossus and Grim Fandango.

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    The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Davoid wrote: »
    I made a place for this one on my shelf of great gaming classics.

    It will go between Shadow of the Colossus and Grim Fandango.

    So it'll be used as a border between PS2 and PC games?

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    DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    "I'm going to end terrorism-

    -or die tryin'--"

    This game is going to make an epic Lets Play.

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    LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    titmouse wrote: »

    So help me God, I actually want to buy this game now.

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    CherrnCherrn Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    You...

    You're all part of the problem!

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    DirtyDirty Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hey, this game is gonna get made whether we like it or not. The first one sold over 2 million copies, without any help from this forum. We might as well just accept that we can't stop it, and just take the opportunity to laugh at it. And, if it (GASP) turns out to be a good game, then as gamers, is it not our duty to play it?

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    ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm gonna make a mock-up cover and pretend this game is actually 'Barack Obama: Cleanin' up the Middle East' and be laughing my ass off every time I think about it. Oh god, it's a comedy goldmine.

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