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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    hah

    that's hilarious

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    Shibby, I thought you were gay
    I'm gay, I can't make rape jokes. I get it now.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    gay people aren't allowed to make rape jokes, man

    didn't they tell you at the orientation

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ori was that a faux cry of hilarious

    I don't take kindly to chicanery

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Uh, no. They just told me to drop my pants and give them 20.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    gay people aren't allowed to make rape jokes, man

    didn't they tell you at the orientation

    He's in between orientations.

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    gay people aren't allowed to make rape jokes, man

    didn't they tell you at the orientation

    GET IT

    THE ORIENTATION

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I wasn't even trying to make a joke there but looking back on it that is a pun I can appreciate

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    no you should always claim credit for puns

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Sometimes, I wish I knew I was gay before I had sex with 6 different women.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    no you don't because you can always tell the sixth woman she made you gay

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    how many dudes so far?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    Sometimes, I wish I knew I was gay before I had sex with 6 different women.

    Sometimes it takes that long to find out you're gay.

    Me? I've been with (literally counting on my fingers right now... five? Yeah five) FIVE different women and I still haven't realized I'm gay. Maybe the sixth is the charm?

    Then again, it's much more plausible that the women didn't help you realize. It was that first guy that made you gay.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    but only if the balls touch right?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Right?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    but only if the balls touch right?

    Yes. And only then if it's front-to-back. Crossing sabers is totally acceptable heterosexual practice.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    homosexuality is an STD transmitted through ball touching

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    homosexuality is an STD transmitted through ball touching

    Or in women it comes from getting a really really bad haircut.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i use electrical tape on my balls as a kind of makeshift force field

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    no you don't because you can always tell the sixth woman she made you gay
    Well, the sixth woman was married. She told me that she had an open relationship deal with his husband. After having sex with her I find out that that was a lie.

    Yeah, forget woman, who needs those lying bitches?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    damn shibby that is awesome

    all being a homewrecker

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    no you don't because you can always tell the sixth woman she made you gay
    Well, the sixth woman was married. She told me that she had an open relationship deal with his husband. After having sex with her I find out that that was a lie.

    Yeah, forget woman, who needs those lying bitches?

    Shoulda fucked her husband. That'd teach her lying ass.

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    damn shibby that is awesome

    all being a homewrecker
    She also had a 19 month old son.

    After having sex with her, I've yet to talk to her. She's tried calling me and sending me texts. I'm afraid she might show up to my home or work one day here pretty soon.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    just tell her you went gay after fucking her

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Auntie Shibby wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    damn shibby that is awesome

    all being a homewrecker
    She also had a 19 month old son.

    After having sex with her, I've yet to talk to her. She's tried calling me and sending me texts. I'm afraid she might show up to my home or work one day here pretty soon.

    She cannot resist your cock.

    It sounds like she really is crusing for a whole "Sex with you made me gay" speech. Then punctuate it by slipping your dick in a dude's butt.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    just tell her you're a fucked in the head piece of shit

    you know

    the truth

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    just tell her you're a fucked in the head piece of shit

    you know

    the truth
    Can I leave the 'piece of shit' part out?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    just tell her you're a fucked in the head piece of shit

    you know

    the truth
    to be fair, it seems pretty clear she is as well

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    "There you are, I've been trying to reach you. I was diagnosed with explosive genital bees, you need to get yourself checked."

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    OH GOD NOT THE BEES

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm so relieved I only have the non-explosive genital bees

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rankenphile wrote: »
    "There you are, I've been trying to reach you. I was diagnosed with explosive genital bees, you need to get yourself checked."

    Man, close call. I had a glass of iced tea rasied to my mouth right as I got to "explosive genital bees". Almost covered my computer in iced tea!

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wait, so do the genitals explode into bees or do bees come out and then the bees explode?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2008
    when it happens, you'll know

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    since genital is acting as a descriptor for bees, explosive can't be acting as a descriptor for genital
    you can't use an adjective to modify an adjective duh

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    CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Riale wrote: »
    Wait, so do the genitals explode into bees or do bees come out and then the bees explode?

    Yes.

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    since genital is acting as a descriptor for bees, explosive can't be acting as a descriptor for genital
    you can't use an adjective to modify an adjective duh
    I'm pretty sure that STDs involving your genitals, bees and exploding don't care about being grammatically correct.

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Just pray they're not the Africanized Killer variety.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    homosexuality is an STD transmitted through ball touching

    Or in women it comes from getting a really really bad haircut.

    Actually all women are homosexual, you just have to activate the lesbian glands by putting two women in an erotic situation

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    Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Zombiemambo wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    homosexuality is an STD transmitted through ball touching

    Or in women it comes from getting a really really bad haircut.

    Actually all women are homosexual, you just have to activate the lesbian glands by putting two women in an erotic situation

    I can't really say why

    And I'm sure it's just really silly

    But that phrase is hilarious to me

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