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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Jack is looking a bit unkempt in that picture. Like most of his days involve getting out of bed between 10 and 11 and looking for a t-shirt that's not too dirty while he runs a trimmer over his face real quick to keep the stubble from getting too long.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    He has been converted by GTAIV hype

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    How could you tell if that shirt was dirty though?

    it looks like the carpet in a casino

    #pipe on
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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    How could you tell if that shirt was dirty though?

    it looks like the carpet in a casino
    I'm just saying his overall look leaves the impression that he normally wakes up shortly before noon and probably goes to bed drunk every night

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Jack is looking a bit unkempt in that picture. Like most of his days involve getting out of bed between 10 and 11 and looking for a t-shirt that's not too dirty while he runs a trimmer over his face real quick to keep the stubble from getting too long.

    He was probably waiting in line all night
    Eating Doritos and listening to Dragonforce

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jack Thompson strikes me as the sort of man who wears hawaiian shirts and listens to jimmy buffett while drinking cheap beer in a dirty motel room

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Jack Thompson strikes me as the sort of man who wears hawaiian shirts and listens to jimmy buffett while drinking cheap bear in a dirty motel room

    Listening to a police scanner in between leaving messages on his ex wife's machine, leaping up and running out the door whenever he hears ambulance sirens.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Cheap bear, you say?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Looks like he was really into hawaiian shirts at the time

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I remember Khoo talking about how he was going to give the keynote at PAX
    Then backed out at the last second
    So they got Uwe Boll

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Cheap bear, you say?

    draw us a picture, Chico

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    KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    He's a debarred lawyer in his own state, and he has a shit reputation.

    I would give up too if I was Jack.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    I remember Khoo talking about how he was going to give the keynote at PAX
    Then backed out at the last second
    So they got Uwe Boll

    I would pay so much money to be in the room with thousands of PA fans while Jack Thompson gave a keynote.

    #pipe on
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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    so i wont be able to buy this for about 2 months

    any chance so far that its going to be remade with some juicy bits removed yet?

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    How could you tell if that shirt was dirty though?

    it looks like the carpet in a casino
    I'm just saying his overall look leaves the impression that he normally wakes up shortly before noon and probably goes to bed drunk every night
    I fail to see how this is a bad thing...

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Looks like he was really into hawaiian shirts at the time

    Sometimes I flat out love you.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    aahahaha what

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ronald Jenkees is one of my all-time favorite things on the internet.

    If you are unfamiliar with his work....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg8LfoyDFUM

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Rolo wrote: »
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    <3 top gear

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    PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Ok, I just had a guy come to my office and talk with the shop owner from Norfolk Southern Railroad. It seems they have a specially trained team of idiots out there that take min-loaders and climb them to the top of topless rail cars and excavate the dirt out of them. One got stuck in mid-climb and is now currently levitating twenty feet off the ground and we have to go with our crane and lift it up so they can cut the hydraulic lines so that it can be lowered to the ground.

    Now of course this stupefied the shit out of me as to how the excavator got stuck in mid-air so the gentlemen from Norfolk kindly opened up his Palm Pilot and sent me a few pictures he took of his crew doing what they do.


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    ^The one we are going to fix is double the size of the one in the pictures, but this is the point at which it has now broke down.

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    Thank god these people exist because they keep me very much secure in my employment.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    #pipe wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I remember Khoo talking about how he was going to give the keynote at PAX
    Then backed out at the last second
    So they got Uwe Boll

    I would pay so much money to be in the room with thousands of PA fans while Jack Thompson gave a keynote.

    More than what you are already paying to go to PAX?

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    holy shit that is so fucking rad

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It's trying to mate with the train car, like a poodle trying to screw a great dane.

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    PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Every day it is something new around here.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    seriously

    rad

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    PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The loader we are going to fix is on the rail yard / Govt. property so we may not be able to take pictures of the thing flying high, but if we can I will most definitely post the pictures.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I saw those pictures on Digg a couple days ago.
    Fucking awesome.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    It's like a drunk bet you make with your friends.

    "Bet you fuckers I can get that loader on top of that rail car"

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    PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    I saw those pictures on Digg a couple days ago.
    Fucking awesome.



    Really?

    Haha.

    Did it give a location as to where it happened?

    The Norfolk Southern Company runs these guys from one end of the U.S. to the other. They only have three teams that are "certified" to do jobs like that.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Man, I always thought the sides folded down or something.

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    I saw those pictures on Digg a couple days ago.
    Fucking awesome.



    Really?

    Haha.

    Did it give a location as to where it happened?

    The Norfolk Southern Company runs these guys from one end of the U.S. to the other. They only have three teams that are "certified" to do jobs like that.

    It was just the series of pictures, no location.

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    PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, I always thought the sides folded down or something.


    The sides come down to act as a brace and keep the machine in place when it uses that huge shovel / bucket so it doesn't slide down into the hole it is digging if the load in the bucket is heavier than what it can handle, which coincidentally, happens quite often.

    Pulling those things out of a hole is fun because at that point the only thing that can pull it out is a crane or a bulldozer. Both are equally bad ass to drive.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    oh man that is great

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Pussum wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Man, I always thought the sides folded down or something.


    The sides come down to act as a brace and keep the machine in place when it uses that huge shovel / bucket so it doesn't slide down into the hole it is digging if the load in the bucket is heavier than what it can handle, which coincidentally, happens quite often.

    Pulling those things out of a hole is fun because at that point the only thing that can pull it out is a crane or a bulldozer. Both are equally bad ass to drive.

    I meant on the railcar.

    You know, my wife may be on to something when she says I just say things without context.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    It's like a drunk bet you make with your friends.

    "Bet you fuckers I can get that loader on top of that rail car"

    Except they're getting paid for that shit

    that is awesome

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    It's like a drunk bet you make with your friends.

    "Bet you fuckers I can get that loader on top of that rail car"

    Except they're getting paid for that shit

    that is awesome

    You could have races

    or "king of the rail car"

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    It's like a drunk bet you make with your friends.

    "Bet you fuckers I can get that loader on top of that rail car"

    Except they're getting paid for that shit

    that is awesome

    You could have races

    or "king of the rail car"

    "Dude ok

    You see that house?"

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    PussumPussum Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Mysst wrote: »

    I meant on the railcar.

    You know, my wife may be on to something when she says I just say things without context.


    ahhhh...

    For a while they were making them like that, but they found that after so many miles of the cars bumping around on the track the door latches would come apart mid-trip and spill their cargo. Before anyone got crushed at a rail road crossing they went back to the "under the rail car trap doors" that usually get jammed shut with corrosion and other bullshit so that is why they just skip all the mess and climb to the top.

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