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ITT food cravings; and evidently also Sunday's hemroids.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    AMERICA FUCK YEAH

    *dies of a heart attack*

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  • BecksBecks Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    OMM NOM NOM

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    gross

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  • Dee KaeDee Kae Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would love some pears right about now.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    im not a big fan of corn chips
    nachos sure
    but just a bag of doritos on its own doesnt have so much appeal
    which isnt to say i cant get into them, id just be hesitant to start and id probably wish they were potato chips the whole time

    there are some fucking good potato chips around though
    like honey soy chicken flavour that shit is fantastic
    also you should try going to an asian supermarket and grab the random chips and stuff they got
    like i had these ones that were that kinda of puffy thing like cheetos but bigger and square and they were goddamn fried chicken flavour
    also they tend to be pretty cheap

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    those new sweet & spicy chili doritos are bomb

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    guys, i'm just gonna go ahead and ask here about this since i can't be fucked bending over in front of a doctor;

    why does the area between my tailbone and my anus hurt so much and how do hemorrhoids look?

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    sundays wrote: »
    guys, i'm just gonna go ahead and ask here about this since i can't be fucked bending over in front of a doctor;

    why does the area between my tailbone and my anus hurt so much and how do hemorrhoids look?

    I would give this a 3.5 on the derail scale. You can do much better.

    Edit: Perhaps you should get some sleep and try again with a clearer head.

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    edited April 2008
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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    the thing about Doritos is I never actually want to eat them, and I don't enjoy the first four or five chips

    but after that I can't put them down

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    seriously fellows, i can't sit down

    have some pity

    answer meee

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    sundays wrote: »
    seriously fellows, i can't sit down

    have some pity

    answer meee

    Did you try putting ice on it.

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    i have had that same problem i think

    in the morning it was gone

    wait what kind of pain is it

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    sundays wrote: »
    i can't be fucked bending over in front of a doctor;

    Oh, i'm sure you could.

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    sundays wrote: »
    seriously fellows, i can't sit down

    have some pity

    answer meee

    OK, this bumped it to a low 4, but not nearly good enough. Seriously man, sleep, and a clear head. You need to come back with your A game.

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i want to cure the cause, not the symptom!

    the way i understand it is, hemorrhoids protrude in some shape form or fashion from out the anush

    i dont have anything like that

    but it hurts all the more - and it has been hurting since monday
    just woke up and i was about to sit down to relax after a night of exhausting sleep, when i felt it
    and i have felt it since

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    you know when you have a really sore, infected zit that hurts like hell when you apply pressure to it

    it's like that, between my asscheeks

    the surface looks clear, albeit hairy

    but it feels like, underneath the skin, like there's something hard

    like a silicone implant in my ass

    an implant which hurts

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    fucking what kind of pain

    is it a sharp pain?


    edit: oh!

    oof uh

    fuckin'.... free clinic

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    sundays wrote: »
    you know when you have a really sore, infected zit that hurts like hell when you apply pressure to it

    it's like that, between my asscheeks

    sounds like a boil

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    i cant go to the doctor

    he'll have to shave my ass just to get a clear view

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    have you used a bunch of mirrors to look at your butt

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    have you used a bunch of mirrors to look at your butt

    i have

    also, my girlfriend snuck a peek

    she told me it just looked a bit red on the surface but no boils or shit

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    aw man hairy asses

    gross

    fuck you, you'll get one too you'll see

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    i braid my hairy ass

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    it's just the right amount of hairy

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    are you sure it's not just a boil that's deep in there

    is it hard

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    a welcome mat

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    it's hard all right

    but if its a boil it's (1) pretty damn big and (2) under my skin, inside my ass

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  • Just_Bri_ThanksJust_Bri_Thanks Seething with rage from a handbasket.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    You're going to die.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I've heard quite enough about sundays hairy ass for one morning

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    true, it could be a tumor

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    man, unless i suddenly one day discover i am, in fact, a woman and not a man i'm not gonna have a problem with hair on my ass

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Wear a wig on your ass sundays

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  • sundayssundays Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    no not while it's in pain

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    god dammit your sig

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  • Captain UglyheadCaptain Uglyhead Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    this brown rice sucks

    this brown spice on this brown rice sucks

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