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Medical Advice Thread

laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
edited April 2008 in Social Entropy++
My little brother is starting to show early signs of Weeabooism. He was into Pokemon and Naruto, but it was pretty normal for his age. He's thirteen now, and the obsession is still growing. He dressed as a ninja this pat year for Halloween. He thinks of Naruto and Inuyasha as "serious" and "mature".

Sometimes when he yells he sounds like a bad dub.

I just don't know what to do.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Uhh

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    put it in the butt

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    borrow his headbands!

    supa kawaii desu ne!

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  • Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Have you tried beating him without mercy?

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    My little brother is starting to show early signs of Weeabooism. He was into Pokemon and Naruto, but it was pretty normal for his age. He's thirteen now, and the obsession is still growing. He dressed as a ninja this pat year for Halloween. He thinks of Naruto and Inuyasha as "serious" and "mature".

    Sometimes when he yells he sounds like a bad dub.

    I just don't know what to do.

    Just sigh and go buy him some Bleach DvD or something. Or be a dick and beat it out of him.

    Heres a medical question: the 72 hour pill. Does it really work and is it a descent 1 time replacement for condoms? Just wondering.

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    My little brother is starting to show early signs of Weeabooism. He was into Pokemon and Naruto, but it was pretty normal for his age. He's thirteen now, and the obsession is still growing. He dressed as a ninja this pat year for Halloween. He thinks of Naruto and Inuyasha as "serious" and "mature".

    Sometimes when he yells he sounds like a bad dub.

    I just don't know what to do.

    Because he is fucking thirteen. That kind of shit is appropriate for his age. Hell, half of us still play pokemon. God damn.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    hire a fatty to rape him while wearing naruto gear and shouting jokes from anime

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    My little brother is starting to show early signs of Weeabooism. He was into Pokemon and Naruto, but it was pretty normal for his age. He's thirteen now, and the obsession is still growing. He dressed as a ninja this pat year for Halloween. He thinks of Naruto and Inuyasha as "serious" and "mature".

    Sometimes when he yells he sounds like a bad dub.

    I just don't know what to do.

    Just sigh and go buy him some Bleach DvD or something. Or be a dick and beat it out of him.

    Heres a medical question: the 72 hour pill. Does it really work and is it a descent 1 time replacement for condoms? Just wondering.
    Well, I think you should be worrying about STIs before preggers. People conflate the idea of birth control preventing diseases.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    hire a fatty to rape him while wearing naruto gear and shouting jokes from anime

    Wasn't that a MAD TV skit?

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I prescribe the use of fists

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Artreus wrote: »
    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    My little brother is starting to show early signs of Weeabooism. He was into Pokemon and Naruto, but it was pretty normal for his age. He's thirteen now, and the obsession is still growing. He dressed as a ninja this pat year for Halloween. He thinks of Naruto and Inuyasha as "serious" and "mature".

    Sometimes when he yells he sounds like a bad dub.

    I just don't know what to do.

    Because he is fucking thirteen. That kind of shit is appropriate for his age. Hell, half of us still play pokemon. God damn.

    Hey, I don't want to wait 'till he's nineteen and trying to pick up girls by showing off his secret ninja techniques.

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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Drijen wrote: »
    My 19 year old brother is approaching the same boat but from the video game side of it. He recently told me to watch out for 'tourney-fags' and hosted a panel for his school's anime convention that focused on distributing "quality" subs for subpar dubs.

    When he told me this whole dang story I was filled with an equal mix of rage and sorrow. I also do not know what to do.
    A girl in my soc. 101 class did a presentation on "The Anime Fan Spectra: How to determine which level of Anime fandom you are at"
    D:

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    punch him from orbit
    it's the only way to be sure

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  • cherv1cherv1 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    TFS did you see the English version of Persepolis or the French original

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Become an even bigger faggier Naruto fan and completely ruin it for him by following him around with that head band thingy and pester his friends into playing the Naruto card game with you.

    It ought to get out of his system in about 2 days if you are doing it right.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Fuck, he's 13.

    I was worse with 16.

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    and shit maybe even ghost in the shell even though that is still anime at least its not inuyasha or naruto

    I think tits would just drive him in further.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    PotU wrote: »
    Fuck, he's 13.

    I was worse with 16.

    There is kids in my community college who still play Yugioh.


    :|

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    *reaches for the lock button*


    ....god dammit

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    laughingfuzzball wrote: »
    My little brother is starting to show early signs of Weeabooism. He was into Pokemon and Naruto, but it was pretty normal for his age. He's thirteen now, and the obsession is still growing. He dressed as a ninja this pat year for Halloween. He thinks of Naruto and Inuyasha as "serious" and "mature".

    Sometimes when he yells he sounds like a bad dub.

    I just don't know what to do.

    if he's anything like me he'll grow out of it when he realizes how fucking stupid he looks/sounds

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Hit it and quit it.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    shit, my sister's a weeaboo gaiafag

    here's a tip: let them do whatever they want

    I'd get pretty pissed if anybody tried to put on an intervention about my pennies arcaed forum addiction or something

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Fuck, he's 13.

    I was worse with 16.

    There is kids in my community college who still play Yugioh.


    :|

    Oh fuck, I love that game on the GBA.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Just start training him to be an actual ninja. If you don't have a nearby martial arts place, you know, beat on him. A ninja must train hard every day, right? OK then. You don't just wear the headband if you don't have the skill. So he's gotta learn how not to get beat up.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Just start training him to be an actual ninja. If you don't have a nearby martial arts place, you know, beat on him. A ninja must train hard every day, right? OK then. You don't just wear the headband if you don't have the skill. So he's gotta learn how not to get beat up.

    And don't forget to train his Ninjutsu.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Go buy him Triplets of Belleville and Persepolis on DVD and show him some actually good animation
    Wikipedia wrote:
    From 1898 through to 1910 heroin was marketed as a non-addictive morphine substitute and cough medicine for children. Bayer marketed heroin as a cure for morphine addiction before it was discovered that heroin is converted to morphine when metabolized in the liver, and as such, "heroin" was basically only a quicker acting form of morphine. The company was somewhat embarrassed by this new finding and it became a historical blunder for Bayer.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Fuck, he's 13.

    I was worse with 16.

    There is kids in my community college who still play Yugioh.


    :|
    People that play YuGiOh are a tad higher on the ladder of shame than Furries are.

    Sorry dawg.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    It would be pretty funny for a black belt master to go around wearing the headband

    people look at him funny, he smoke bombs and guts 'em

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    shit, my sister's a weeaboo gaiafag

    here's a tip: let them do whatever they want

    I'd get pretty pissed if anybody tried to put on an intervention about my pennies arcaed forum addiction or something

    That's how people grow up to be 30-year-old loser faggots speaking Klingon in their mommy's basement and paying actual money via paypal to watch Night Elf women dance in hotel rooms in their underwear.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    *reaches for the lock button*


    ....god dammit

    Ori, why are you not a mod anymore?

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    It would be pretty funny for a black belt master to go around wearing the headband

    people look at him funny, he smoke bombs and guts 'em

    Gene Lebell wears a pink gi. Nobody with any sense makes fun of that in any context where he might hear about it.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    *reaches for the lock button*


    ....god dammit

    Ori, why are you not a mod anymore?

    because i'm taking a month off

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2008
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    Lucky Cynic wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    Fuck, he's 13.

    I was worse with 16.

    There is kids in my community college who still play Yugioh.


    :|
    People that play YuGiOh are a tad higher on the ladder of shame than Furries are.

    Sorry dawg.

    Man, cut that fucking shit, he's a furry, how hilarious.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Daric wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    *reaches for the lock button*


    ....god dammit

    Ori, why are you not a mod anymore?

    because i'm taking a month off

    are you going to Paris to find yourself

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    Go buy him Triplets of Belleville and Persepolis on DVD and show him some actually good animation
    Wikipedia wrote:
    From 1898 through to 1910 heroin was marketed as a non-addictive morphine substitute and cough medicine for children. Bayer marketed heroin as a cure for morphine addiction before it was discovered that heroin is converted to morphine when metabolized in the liver, and as such, "heroin" was basically only a quicker acting form of morphine. The company was somewhat embarrassed by this new finding and it became a historical blunder for Bayer.
    What.

    Did you not know that heroin was meant to get people off of morphine, or are you failing to see how that could be an analogy for what you proposed?

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