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Tom Waits Summer Tour; announced? UPDATED WITH ANNOUNCEMENT

babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
THERE

IS A

GOD


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"But Bej," you say, barely dribbling the words out around your Big Macs and tub of fries and your own stumpy fingers, "Who is Tom Waits? Why should I care about this?"

Well, you drooling assholes, Tom Waits is the finest recording artist still working in our time, possibly ever. You should care because it might just elevate you above the shambling masses that makeup your friends and neighbours. You should care because this is as awesome an occurance as it is rare. You should care because it will make you a better person.

Dates have not, to my knowledge, been announced yet. Personally I will travel anywhere in North America, and maybe all the way to Europe to see this as many times as my money situation will allow.

Discuss how awesome this is, and how far you're willing to go to see it.

UPDATE***

Official announcement. Everyone head south.

Glitter and Doom Tour is an awesome name for a tour, by the way.

THIS JUST IN***
Tickets go on sale May 16 for around the $80 mark through Ticketmaster

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Awesome.

    And maybe to Orlando or maybe Miami

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
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    I'm not sure he knows how those things work...

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    What type of venues does this dude play?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    HOLY SHIT YES

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Landfills and brothels, maybe a ginhouse or speakeasy.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    also late night diners

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    What type of venues does this dude play?
    He only plays in an old back alley bar underneath an elevated train line in a run down section of Detroit while it's raining.

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Christ I hope he comes to Kansas City.

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  • Uncle LongUncle Long Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Man, I hope he comes to my state.

    ...Oh, wait.

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  • divine willydivine willy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    holy shit, I am so excited.


    this is going to be the best summer ever.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    god i would love to go to a show of his

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck why do I have to be so broke this year whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck why do I have to be so broke this year whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    The offer I extended when the Pogues were in town still stands, yo.

    I ain't gonna let a brother miss this shit.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    alright, man, I'll take you up on that for sure.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck why do I have to be so broke this year whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Maybe there will be a show near you, Rank...

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Why does Tom Waits not like coming to England?

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Walrus wrote: »
    Why does Tom Waits not like coming to England?

    Apparently it's a tour of the US and Europeland... so maybe he will.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    oh man, I really hope I can manage to catch his show because goddamn

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    alright, man, I'll take you up on that for sure.
    Unless the tickets are like $100+.

    We'll figure something out.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    alright, man, I'll take you up on that for sure.
    Unless the tickets are like $100+.

    We'll figure something out.
    Is he really $100+ popular?

    I mean, I know people like him, I just don't know what his fan base is.

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I would pay a lot of money to see Tom Waits live.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    alright, man, I'll take you up on that for sure.
    Unless the tickets are like $100+.

    We'll figure something out.

    If it gets too insane, pm me and I will totally help out.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    Is he really $100+ popular?

    I mean, I know people like him, I just don't know what his fan base is.
    I have no idea.

    Most shows I've been to in my life were like $5 or $10 at the door. Shit like Gogol Bordello or Tom Waits is fancy like to me.

    Though, I did once fly to England just to catch a concert.

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I wouldn't be surprised if his tickets are fairly expensive. He attracts and older audience, he doesn't tour all that much (does he?), so I'm sure they will charge more than your average rock concert.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I don't think tickets to see Paul McCartney were much more than 100 bucks last time he came to town.

    I'm thinking tickets will be in the 35-50 range.

    I just hope he plays smallish venues. I hate arena shows, and probably wouldn't go if that's what he plays.

    He doesn't seem like an arena type of guy though.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    mcp wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    alright, man, I'll take you up on that for sure.
    Unless the tickets are like $100+.

    We'll figure something out.
    Is he really $100+ popular?

    I mean, I know people like him, I just don't know what his fan base is.

    the man is a fucking legend

    his influence extends far beyond standard genre demographics, and he tours and makes public appearances so rarely that I expect there to be an astounding response to this tour. Everyone from high-brow jazz aficionados to mohawked gutter punks listen to tom waits.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    nah, I think his tickets will be pretty pricey

    he doesn't tour much, and he probably will play smaller, more intimate venues which both typically mean higher ticket prices

    just because many of you aren't familiar with his work doesn't change the fact that he is a legend and his fans (including me) absolutely fucking love the dude

    so yeah, I'm betting the tickets will probably be at least $60 US at most venues

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    way to copy me, Copy McCopperson

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  • DroolDrool Science! AustinRegistered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Screw Tom Waits I'm just listening to this from now on.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    awesome

    i'll just assume he'll come to new york

    i'll go with my dad

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    way to copy me, Copy McCopperson
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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    nighthawks at the diner is my favorite

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Can I talk about the Billy Bragg show here?

    I love talking about Billy Bragg's shows.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    hey Charley
    for chrissakes
    do you want to know the truth of it?
    I don't have a husband
    he don't play the trombone
    and I need to borrow money
    to pay this lawyer
    and Charley, hey
    I'll be eligible for parole
    come valentines day

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited April 2008
    you know who I like?

    Big Mouth Billy Bass.

    hahahaha take him to the river!

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Yeah I know, things are tough all over
    When the thunder storms start increasing over the southeast
    and south central portions of my apartment, I get upset
    And a line of thunderstorms was developing in the early morning hours
    Ahead of a slow moving coldfront, cold blooded
    With, with tornado watches issued shortly before noon Sunday
    For the areas including the western region of my mental health
    And the northern portions of my ability to deal rationally
    With my disconcerted precarious emotional situation

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  • WalrusWalrus Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    hey Charley
    for chrissakes
    do you want to know the truth of it?
    I don't have a husband
    he don't play the trombone
    and I need to borrow money
    to pay this lawyer
    and Charley, hey
    I'll be eligible for parole
    come valentines day

    the live version of that is one of my favourite things ever

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  • NumeroNumero Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    I'm goin' out west and I'm gonna get PAID.

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  • GlorfindelGlorfindel Registered User regular
    edited April 2008
    what album should i get to start listening to tom waits?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2008
    well at the wheel sat a big man
    I'd have to say he must of weighed 210
    the way he stuck out a big hand and
    said with a grin "Big Joe's the name
    and this here rig's called Phantom 309"

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