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The Sickness Thread

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
It's spring, that wonderful time of the year when the consumption ravages French tenements and mother nature culls the weak with annoying illnesses in the name of darwinistic cleanliness.

So lets talk about how shitty we all feel or have felt in the past. With what affliction are you currently straddled? I'm coughing up green stuff because my girlfriend promised me she was better. Fuck you, the kiss of death.

HOW ARE YOU DYING

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I don't know. I'm pretty fucking angry these days and get pissed off at the smallest shit. Next I'm probably going to pee blood.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am like the only person I know that avoided any real sickness this past winter. I feel pretty good.

    Projeck on the other hand exited vent last night right after exclaiming "Oh god! I'm gonna throw up!" Fool needs to sleep more instead of flirting with older strangers on the internet.

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I felt so fucking shitty Thursday night and Friday. I had Laser eye surgery on Thursday and holy shit the pain that night and the next day sucked. Plus my nose was constantlyrunny and my eyes teared non stop and my hearing was all weird. Man it sucked, but now I feel fine.

    M.D. on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I felt so fucking shitty Thursday night and Friday. I had Laser eye surgery on Thursday and holy shit the pain that night and the next day sucked. Plus my nose was constantlyrunny and my eyes teared non stop and my hearing was all weird. Man it sucked, but now I feel fine.

    Can you now smoke fools with your new laser eyes? blast them to high hell?

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I felt so fucking shitty Thursday night and Friday. I had Laser eye surgery on Thursday and holy shit the pain that night and the next day sucked. Plus my nose was constantlyrunny and my eyes teared non stop and my hearing was all weird. Man it sucked, but now I feel fine.

    Can you now smoke fools with your new laser eyes? blast them to high hell?

    I have to wear shades all the time, if I don't I may accidentally kill someone.

    M.D. on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I've got some chest congestion that just won't go away and the middle finger on my left hand is still bruised and sore from getting jammed playing catch the other day.

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I HAVE A FUCKING COLD.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I felt so fucking shitty Thursday night and Friday. I had Laser eye surgery on Thursday and holy shit the pain that night and the next day sucked. Plus my nose was constantlyrunny and my eyes teared non stop and my hearing was all weird. Man it sucked, but now I feel fine.

    Did you do it yourself?

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I haven't been sick in two months!
    That's a new record for me since moving.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    im all achey from some flu like thing

    i have had cold sweats and the shakes for the past 24 hours

    that plus muscle soreness from pitching an entire softball batting practice for the first time over the weekend

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    More like one month, Zombot

    Remember when you almost threw up on me

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I've got some chest congestion that just won't go away and the middle finger on my left hand is still bruised and sore from getting jammed playing catch the other day.

    Yeah, right. You should stop flipping the bird at people, Jordyn, you'll wear it out.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    I felt so fucking shitty Thursday night and Friday. I had Laser eye surgery on Thursday and holy shit the pain that night and the next day sucked. Plus my nose was constantlyrunny and my eyes teared non stop and my hearing was all weird. Man it sucked, but now I feel fine.

    Can you now smoke fools with your new laser eyes? blast them to high hell?

    I have to wear shades all the time, if I don't I may accidentally kill someone.

    Lasik is so now.

    Butters on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I've got some chest congestion that just won't go away and the middle finger on my left hand is still bruised and sore from getting jammed playing catch the other day.

    Yeah, right. You should stop flipping the bird at people, Jordyn, you'll wear it out.

    But they deserve it! They need to know my disapproval via hand signals!

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have a headache and it is making it hard for me to play GTA4. :(

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    allergies suck

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Something is terribly wrong because I just gingerly smoked a cigarette and it made my cough go away

    That isn't how things are supposed to work

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i broke the bone behind the knuckle of my ring finger on my right hand the other day

    i was directing a show, had a stupid mistake and punched the edge of countertop

    the only thing they could do to fix it is put pins or some shit in it, and fuck that, i'm not going to go spend thousands on a surgery for me beind stupid

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    thorgot wrote: »
    allergies suck

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    headache like a motherfuck

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    More like one month, Zombot

    Remember when you almost threw up on me

    I still think I should have gone through with it though.
    Imagine your surprise!

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    Redeemer wrote: »
    More like one month, Zombot

    Remember when you almost threw up on me

    I still think I should have gone through with it though.
    Imagine your surprise!

    Boy would my face have been... multi-coloured

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I got blisters on my feet from running.
    Would you like to compare and contrast blisters, Viv?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I've got some chest congestion that just won't go away and the middle finger on my left hand is still bruised and sore from getting jammed playing catch the other day.

    Yeah, right. You should stop flipping the bird at people, Jordyn, you'll wear it out.

    But they deserve it! They need to know my disapproval via hand signals!
    That's odd. You always demonstrate your disapproval to me with elbows.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zombot wrote: »
    I got blisters on my feet from running.
    Would you like to compare and contrast blisters, Viv?

    Mine are healing badly because I played volleyball several times even before they had a chance to heal properly, so they would always stick to my sock and the scab would get ripped off when I took off my sock.

    But man the new shoes are so worth it.

    On a sidenote, bandaids in China are kinda hard to find.*













    *I am lazy.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.
    but I bet you look fantastic while playing

    also get a job you bum

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.

    Or you're just bad at not hurting yourself.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am getting over a retarded cold/strep throat attack. For a while I thought I was allergic to the cat.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.
    but I bet you look fantastic while playing

    also get a job you bum

    I am working on it! I have decided to take a shot at journalism but I'll be damned if I can think of a thing to write about that hasn't already been written. :(

    Plus I feel like I come across as more than a bit condescending in the samples I've written up.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Veev, I think you are suffering from a sever case of GAJYB.
    GET A JOB YOU BUM!

    Edit: Fuck, Dru!

    Butters on
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This has been the worst pollen season ever for my allergies. I've been varying degrees of sneezing/stuffy for more than a month.

    It's starting to clear up though.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.
    but I bet you look fantastic while playing

    also get a job you bum

    I am working on it! I have decided to take a shot at journalism but I'll be damned if I can think of a thing to write about that hasn't already been written. :(

    Plus I feel like I come across as more than a bit condescending in the samples I've written up.
    You could always be the humorously caustic columnist that points out what's wrong with everything/everyone.

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.

    Or you're just bad at not hurting yourself.

    This, too.

    I also stubbed my toe twice in two days. Once on the corner leg of my bed, which happens once a week or so. The second time at a club the next night.

    Stupid bitch shoved her chair out from her table at exactly the wrong moment.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Butters wrote: »
    Veev, I think you are suffering from a sever case of GAJYB.
    GET A JOB YOU BUM!

    Edit: Fuck, Dru!
    how does it feel to be beaten by such an old man?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.
    but I bet you look fantastic while playing

    also get a job you bum

    I am working on it! I have decided to take a shot at journalism but I'll be damned if I can think of a thing to write about that hasn't already been written. :(

    Plus I feel like I come across as more than a bit condescending in the samples I've written up.

    what kind of journalism? columns and editorials and such?

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.
    but I bet you look fantastic while playing

    also get a job you bum

    I am working on it! I have decided to take a shot at journalism but I'll be damned if I can think of a thing to write about that hasn't already been written. :(

    Plus I feel like I come across as more than a bit condescending in the samples I've written up.
    You could always be the humorously caustic columnist that points out what's wrong with everything/everyone.
    I would be so happy with this except of course I have to build credibility first.

    And I'm about a gallon or so short on that.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am perfectly healthy other than some minor stress about my last exam tonight (ew 7:30 pm exam time) which could be easily alleviated by studying.

    I am staving off sickness by drinking odwallas

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Also I have blisters on my feet from new shoes and a bruise on my left knee from volleyball and a twisted ankle from volleyball and jammed finger from volleyball.

    I am not very good at volleyball.
    but I bet you look fantastic while playing

    also get a job you bum

    I am working on it! I have decided to take a shot at journalism but I'll be damned if I can think of a thing to write about that hasn't already been written. :(

    Plus I feel like I come across as more than a bit condescending in the samples I've written up.

    what kind of journalism? columns and editorials and such?

    A column would be what I'm shooting for. But I wouldn't mind being a freelancer for a while to build the resume until I can become a staff writer or associate editor. The money is pretty good all round in Shanghai.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    how does it feel to be beaten by such an old man?

    getting a little tight in the pants here

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