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The Sickness Thread

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Trillian wrote: »
    I've got a fever and the only cure is more cowbell

    i was waiting for this

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I rarely if ever get sick.

    I do get ravaged with nasty stomach problems like once a week though. Not fun.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I may have passed a kidney stone yesterday. If it wasn't that it was a kidney infection but either way maaaaaan did it hurt to high heavens.

    Weaver on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    Framling on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    I went to go poop but all the stalls were taken.

    Weaver on
  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I always get sick. Every year I get some ailment that knocks me out. I already had the flu this year but my body had another suprise for me. It seems my hernia repair from 12 years ago may need a patch up. I'm just praying it doesn't affect going to JunePAX.

    Rinder on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    two bits

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    the asshole that sits next to me in lecture came in today all sniffling and coughing all over the place and shit

    now there is that hint of soreness in the back of my throat

    if that fucker got me sick i will beat him with a chair

    Faricazy on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I guess my arm is kind of sore after getting a tattoo. Foreign particles and possible infection chance and all that.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    i'm letting it build up. my body's past the initial shock and now it's in a holding pattern.

    i give it 2 hours before i actually have to go

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  • life3life3 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A month of non-stop allergies culminated in a severe sinus infection on Sunday.

    I think it spread to my throat and ear.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm down with the sickness
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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    I went to go poop but all the stalls were taken.

    What about the urinals?

    Framling on
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    I went to go poop but all the stalls were taken.

    What about the urinals?

    or the sink?

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    I went to go poop but all the stalls were taken.

    What about the urinals?

    or the sink?

    Is there a drain in the middle of the floor?

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

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    there = not here
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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    I went to go poop but all the stalls were taken.

    What about the urinals?

    or the sink?

    Is there a drain in the middle of the floor?

    a coworker's coffee mug?

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  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    I went to go poop but all the stalls were taken.

    What about the urinals?

    or the sink?

    Is there a drain in the middle of the floor?

    a coworker's coffee mug?

    A coworker?

    Framling on
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    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I instinctively thought of this song upon reading the topic title:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nza2LB4BAw0

    Iskander on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    I went to go poop but all the stalls were taken.

    What about the urinals?

    or the sink?

    Is there a drain in the middle of the floor?

    a coworker's coffee mug?

    A coworker?

    the cat?

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    poop in the cat

    Weaver on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    It's contagious.

    It's spread by Lunch (or rather, supper last night).

    Ruckus on
  • Mad IronMad Iron Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just had spicy mexcan food and beer shits a few minutes ago. It felt like I was shitting lava.

    Smelly brown lava.

    Mad Iron on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Framling wrote: »
    I kinda have to poop.

    ya know what?
    so do i

    I'm better now.

    I mean about the poop thing, I still need a shave.

    I went to go poop but all the stalls were taken.

    What about the urinals?

    or the sink?

    Is there a drain in the middle of the floor?

    a coworker's coffee mug?

    A coworker?

    the cat?

    the litter box?

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Allergies are kicking my ass this week. I've considered calling in sick today except I don't think it is an option with two days left before I am done.

    Fiz on
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A couple weeks ago I got a migraine of some kind where I couldn't see at all, couldn't sleep and couldn't feel anything. While I usually don't take headache meds, this one didn't respond to them at all. The result was not being able to see or feel where I was while sleeping and becoming a tangled mess. Have never felt pain like that before, combined with everything else at the time (couldn't breathe, shivering cold or sweating buckets hot with no middleground, etc).

    Fun times!

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