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Party Tricks, Weird Skills, other Tomfoolery

Double_FacesDouble_Faces Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
So I've always been interested in people who have a plethora of "tricks" and skills they've amassed in their days on this planet. For example, I knew a guy in high school who played a slew of instruments, yet none of them were normal. He played that Irish drum/stick thing, recorder, Digeridoo (sp), and ocarina. He also was a black belt in karate and spoke fluent Spanish, though he was the whitest, dumbest kid I knew.

Good friend. Terrible with women.

So here is what I'd like to ask. What skills do you have that are not "run of the mill". While I don't mean physical oddities like, "My arms can bend this way" stuff, but rather what skills do you possess that not everyone has.

For me, since I took acting classes, I have the ability to change my dialect to numerous other ones including but not limited to French, Spanish, German, British, etc. I also can write in phonetics with no need for a reference.

What about you guys? Can anyone do anything crazy/interesting?

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  • yalborapyalborap Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have a perfect lolcats voice.

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  • RecklessReckless Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am a veritable master of the yo-yo.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    edited May 2008
    I have an amazing card trick. Just one.

    Requires a bit of dexterity, but the end result is totally worth it.

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  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    He played that Irish drum/stick thing,

    The Bodhran?

    As a product of my boredom in middleschool, I can play songs by striking many various parts of my face (or a pen held in my teeth) and changing the shape of my mouth. A friend also taught me how to make incredibly loud percussive sounds by clapping your hands just so in front of your mouth. It reverberates really well in movie theater parking lots.

    I'm working on learning how to throat sing. I'm not terribly good at it yet, but I can weird people out in bathrooms, or rooms with humming machinery as they try to figure out where the buzzy whining sound is coming from.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can do finger tricks - pen-twirling, coin-around knuckles twirling, butterfly knife tricks. Quite useless, but good for killing time.

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  • AzioAzio Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm pretty boring but I know this Afghani guy from my discrete math class who can do about 4 dozen card tricks

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Smoke rings. That's about it.

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  • MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I can fold a paper crane out of any square of paper, and I also know how to do the chevron fold.

    Weaksauce.

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    I can fold a paper crane out of any square of paper, and I also know how to do the chevron fold.

    Weaksauce.

    OOh I can do a crane too! And a square box, and a twelve-pointed star. What's a chevron fold?

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  • TarantioTarantio Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can, holding my (left) foot in my (right) hand, jump over my leg with my other leg, backwards and forwards.

    I can jump from my shoulders to my feet, I think it's called a kipup.

    I can, holding my left foot in my left hand, lower my knee to the ground, and stand back up. (Try it, it's tough. Can't do the lifting with my left leg, currently)

    I can do a bunch of things from 11 years of karate, kicking the tops of doorframes seems to impress people.

    I can play just about any melody by clucking my tongue, with a somewhat limited range of pitch. Can't whistle, though.

    I've done a bit of overtone singing.

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  • HawkstoneHawkstone Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hmmh, I can cut a deck of cards one handed, and shoot them from one hand to the other. My eye brows are independantly articulated ( I can do spock on either side), and I can light a wooden match with my fingers. I think thats about it.

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  • EddieDeanEddieDean Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can produce two sounds out of my mouth at the same time. Both a whistle and a kind of open-mouthed hum.

    I have a fantastic, but very simple, magic trick, which impresses every time.

    I can do that thing where you bend your arm back on itself horizontally, so my hand's palm-up on my shoulder, then stack coins up its entire length, and in one motion drop and catch them all.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can look around a room and tell you how many things I saw that are capable of being used to kill a man.

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  • AzioAzio Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tarantio wrote: »
    I can, holding my left foot in my left hand, lower my knee to the ground, and stand back up. (Try it, it's tough. Can't do the lifting with my left leg, currently)
    Holy fucking shit, I think I broke my kneecap when I slammed it into the hardwood.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Azio wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »
    I can, holding my left foot in my left hand, lower my knee to the ground, and stand back up. (Try it, it's tough. Can't do the lifting with my left leg, currently)
    Holy fucking shit, I think I broke my kneecap when I slammed it into the hardwood.
    OP should state: Professional stuntmen, do not try at home. Even if the stuntmen tell you to try at home.

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  • OctoparrotOctoparrot Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    GungHo wrote: »
    Azio wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »
    I can, holding my left foot in my left hand, lower my knee to the ground, and stand back up. (Try it, it's tough. Can't do the lifting with my left leg, currently)
    Holy fucking shit, I think I broke my kneecap when I slammed it into the hardwood.
    OP should state: Professional stuntmen, do not try at home. Even if the stuntmen tell you to try at home.


    It's called a Tam Tui. It's not too bad, just a little balance and a lot of muscle.

    Edit, do you mean holding your left foot in front or behind you bent?

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I have unnaturally strong calves. While this gives me a bit of a strange-looking bounce in my step, it also gives me a surprisingly powerful vertical jump. I also once kicked a man across a room to slam into the opposing wall to avoid being tickled.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Apparently I give the best back rubs ever, even though I don't have a lot of strength in my hands and can't keep it up for more than a few minutes.

    Years of osteopathic treatments and biofeedback training have given me some kind of sixth sense with regard to trouble spots. I can just lightly touch someone's back with my fingertips until something in my head goes *ding* and then go from there. Frankly I have no idea why or how what I do seems to make such a big difference, but people claim that I can fix everything from headaches to nausea to blocked sinuses. I'm like magic acupressure man.

    What's really fun is doing it to people who think I'm full of shit, and then suddenly I find some spot that makes their foot stop hurting or whatever. Sometimes I wonder if I should take a course or something.

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  • TarantioTarantio Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    GungHo wrote: »
    Azio wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »
    I can, holding my left foot in my left hand, lower my knee to the ground, and stand back up. (Try it, it's tough. Can't do the lifting with my left leg, currently)
    Holy fucking shit, I think I broke my kneecap when I slammed it into the hardwood.
    OP should state: Professional stuntmen, do not try at home. Even if the stuntmen tell you to try at home.


    It's called a Tam Tui. It's not too bad, just a little balance and a lot of muscle.

    Edit, do you mean holding your left foot in front or behind you bent?

    Behind, bent. I don't even know how it would work, otherwise.


    And yeah guys, be careful. I always forget to say that.

    The worst was when a girl tried to duplicate my jump-over-the-leg trick, and kneed herself in the boob.

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  • ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tarantio wrote: »
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    GungHo wrote: »
    Azio wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »
    I can, holding my left foot in my left hand, lower my knee to the ground, and stand back up. (Try it, it's tough. Can't do the lifting with my left leg, currently)
    Holy fucking shit, I think I broke my kneecap when I slammed it into the hardwood.
    OP should state: Professional stuntmen, do not try at home. Even if the stuntmen tell you to try at home.


    It's called a Tam Tui. It's not too bad, just a little balance and a lot of muscle.

    Edit, do you mean holding your left foot in front or behind you bent?

    Behind, bent. I don't even know how it would work, otherwise.


    And yeah guys, be careful. I always forget to say that.

    The worst was when a girl tried to duplicate my jump-over-the-leg trick, and kneed herself in the boob.

    Did you offer a massage?

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  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    I have throwing-knives. They're tiny little things, not really suitable for use as weapons, but they're fun to throw at empty pizza-boxes, and everyone who sees them wants to play with them and none of them can ever make them stick unless they can first wrap their head around circular-motion and centripetal force and then make their arm apply those concepts. But the ones who can't are generally very impressed that I can throw all three of them at once and stick them all.

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  • GungHoGungHo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    What's really fun is doing it to people who think I'm full of shit, and then suddenly I find some spot that makes their foot stop hurting or whatever. Sometimes I wonder if I should take a course or something.
    I think you're full of shit.

    :winky:

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  • TarantioTarantio Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    ZeroCow wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »

    And yeah guys, be careful. I always forget to say that.

    The worst was when a girl tried to duplicate my jump-over-the-leg trick, and kneed herself in the boob.

    Did you offer a massage?

    Nope.

    Reason 1: Had a girlfriend at the time.

    Reason 2: Never really been the type to do that sort of thing. Always afraid of coming off creepy.

    Reason 3: She almost certainly would have kicked my ass.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    GungHo wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    What's really fun is doing it to people who think I'm full of shit, and then suddenly I find some spot that makes their foot stop hurting or whatever. Sometimes I wonder if I should take a course or something.
    I think you're full of shit.

    :winky:

    *whap whap whap*

    There, I just cured your scoliosis.

    Or was that the five-point palm exploding heart technique? I always get those confused.

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I taught myself the typical 3 ball juggle pattern, and then a bunch of other patterns and juggling tricks. Then I taught myself how to juggle clubs. I still know how to do most of the juggling tricks.

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  • oldsakoldsak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I make a very fine martini, perfect manhattan, and jack rose.

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  • WetsunWetsun Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Can do the Rubik's Cube in like 45 seconds or so.

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Smoke rings. That's about it.

    This.

    I'm working on learning the harmonica, though. I can almost do the fanfare from Star Wars.

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  • ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can kick myself in the head. I've done it with both feet simultaneously before, but I only ever once did it and landed on my feet again afterwards.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Italax wrote: »
    I can kick myself in the head. I've done it with both feet simultaneously before, but I only ever once did it and landed on my feet again afterwards.

    Heh.

    "It's a great trick, but I can only do it once!"

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I taught myself the typical 3 ball juggle pattern, and then a bunch of other patterns and juggling tricks. Then I taught myself how to juggle clubs. I still know how to do most of the juggling tricks.

    One summer when I was painting dorms, we found a bunch of tennis balls in one of them. One of the guys I worked with said, "Hey look guys! I can juggle." He picked up 3 balls, and proceeded to juggle them for a few seconds. We go "Neat, when'd you learn that?"
    He goes, "Just now. Seriously. I've never juggled in my life. That was supposed to be a joke. I'm kind of freaked out."
    He spent the rest of the summer actually learning juggling.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I knew a girl in high school who could make her eyes vibrate.

    You could hear them.

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  • oldsakoldsak Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I knew a girl in high school who could make her eyes vibrate.

    You could hear them.

    I actually taught myself how to do this, though I can't say they were ever audible. Are you sure she wasn't a robot?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It wasn't loud, but if you were sitting next to her you could hear it.

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  • TarantioTarantio Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Italax wrote: »
    I can kick myself in the head. I've done it with both feet simultaneously before, but I only ever once did it and landed on my feet again afterwards.

    Yeah, I can kick myself in the head, too- I just checked.

    Both at the same time, though? Kinda reminds me of a dutch jump.

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  • HawkstoneHawkstone Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    I knew a girl in high school who could make her eyes vibrate.

    You could hear them.
    My wife tells me I audibly blink. Like if the room is quiet she can here a click click click as I am blinking.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can do the eyes vibration thing. I can also do it with my head and arms.

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  • ItalaxItalax Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tarantio wrote: »
    Italax wrote: »
    I can kick myself in the head. I've done it with both feet simultaneously before, but I only ever once did it and landed on my feet again afterwards.

    Yeah, I can kick myself in the head, too- I just checked.

    Both at the same time, though? Kinda reminds me of a dutch jump.

    I only ever tried it a few of tries, once was on a trampoline, one I landed on a couch and once I was really pissed and actually landed it.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I can get past the jetbike level on Battletoads without losing a life.

    Does that count?

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    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • AzioAzio Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Octoparrot wrote: »
    GungHo wrote: »
    Azio wrote: »
    Tarantio wrote: »
    I can, holding my left foot in my left hand, lower my knee to the ground, and stand back up. (Try it, it's tough. Can't do the lifting with my left leg, currently)
    Holy fucking shit, I think I broke my kneecap when I slammed it into the hardwood.
    OP should state: Professional stuntmen, do not try at home. Even if the stuntmen tell you to try at home.


    It's called a Tam Tui. It's not too bad, just a little balance and a lot of muscle.

    Edit, do you mean holding your left foot in front or behind you bent?
    No, I can do it and everything. It's just that the first time I tried it, I went a little too fast on the way down so my knee hit the floor a little harder than it should have.

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