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The New Comic Thread for Friday, May 9, 2008

scsscsscsscs Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
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  • scsscsscsscs Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Robots.

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Our minds may be compatible SCSSCS let us merge our minds.

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  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sorry thorgot

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    It sounds more like you get penetrated by robots for twenty minutes every thirteen seconds that you are not getting penetrated by robots

    Does that make sense to anyone else

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hook nose, big business conglomerate, control of world population. Connect the dots, people!

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    Fuck off and die.
  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    scsscs wrote: »
    Robots.

    Wait

    You're not a rectal examination robot, are you scsscs

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  • scsscsscsscs Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Olivaw wrote: »
    scsscs wrote: »
    Robots.

    Wait

    You're not a rectal examination robot, are you scsscs

    rectal examination/kill bot

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    scsscs wrote: »
    Olivaw wrote: »
    scsscs wrote: »
    Robots.

    Wait

    You're not a rectal examination robot, are you scsscs

    rectal examination/kill bot

    So which comes first?

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Wait, the examinations take twenty minutes, and they occur every twenty minutes?

    So you mean you just get fucked up the ass the whole time you're playing?

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    They come together.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I don't like the phrase "they come together" used in such close proximity to the phrase "rectal examination".

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes you do

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If you play PC games I would have thought you'd gotten used to anal penetration by now

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    horrible ideas 2008, where once again the people that steal that game win by default and real buyers get fucked

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    If you play PC games I would have thought you'd gotten used to anal penetration by now

    Most of my PC games come on Steam, so the anal penetration is still loading.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    If you play PC games I would have thought you'd gotten used to anal penetration by now

    Most of my PC games come on Steam, so the anal penetration is still loading.

    A fully-loaded, steam powered, anal penetrator you say?

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like where this thread is going

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    If you play PC games I would have thought you'd gotten used to anal penetration by now

    Most of my PC games come on Steam, so the anal penetration is still loading.

    A fully-loaded, steam powered, anal penetrator you say?

    Interested in one, are you? I get commission for referrals.

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh no

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    oh no

    Here, let me just lube up the display model, you can give it a test ride...

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    If you play PC games I would have thought you'd gotten used to anal penetration by now

    Most of my PC games come on Steam, so the anal penetration is still loading.

    A fully-loaded, steam powered, anal penetrator you say?

    Interested in one, are you? I get commission for referrals.

    Sorry
    I'm already registered with Poozex

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    oh no

    Here, let me just lube up the display model, you can give it a test ride...

    I want to get off this ride

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    get off on this ride

    can't believe I missed that one

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    scsscs, why did you take so long to post the new comic? I pm'd you the link to it a while back

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  • RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    he was obviously busy penetrating someone



    this is an acceptable totp

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yes, scsscs is our top-of-the-line model. He can violate you while performing any number of tasks simultaniously.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    So I guess that guy from AT&T got a new job at EA

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  • KingAgamemnonKingAgamemnon Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    So I guess that guy from AT&T got a new job at EA

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    there now we can see it

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  • ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I approve of this thread.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, wasn't there some big spyware debacle with sony a long while back?

    Did EA not learn from that?

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    tee hee, rectal

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Nazis? No, just EA.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like this comic

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    You know, if the piracy rate weren't fucking ridiculous, I'd have no problem criticizing EA for this. But when dickbags like Tycho openly pirate shit and then talk about it in newsposts, I really have a hard time sympathizing with this crap. Also, how exactly does this copy protection cause problems for legit users? And don't give me "what if the console's not connected to the internet?" because that's shit. If you can afford a $400 console that plays games in HD (whether or not you have an HD set), then you can afford a broadband internet connection. Saying "what if I don't have an internet connection?" is like "what if I don't have indoor plumbing?"

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    When does Tycho openly pirate shit?

    He's a fairly vocal supporter of both iTunes and Zune, Steam, Stardock - all kinds of legal digital avenues.

    I ain't poking the bear or anything, I'm genuinely curious what you're referring to.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender you are aware that broadband connections simply aren't available in some areas, right?

    And sometimes those people need to keep their phone line open?

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    And on an unrelated note - saving up, twenty dollars per month at a time, for a $400 console does not mean you can afford a $50 per month broadband connection.

    I am absolutely speaking from personal experience on that one.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Not to mention laptop gaming, hard to be connected when you are in the park.

    Also EA with nazi themed backdrop, enjoyable

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Defender you are aware that broadband connections simply aren't available in some areas, right?

    And sometimes those people need to keep their phone line open?

    I used the word broadband, but a regular phone-line thing will work. And this copy protection thing only needs you to connect like once every 10 or 15 days, so it's really not that excessive.
    When does Tycho openly pirate shit?

    He's a fairly vocal supporter of both iTunes and Zune, Steam, Stardock - all kinds of legal digital avenues.

    I ain't poking the bear or anything, I'm genuinely curious what you're referring to.

    The archives are down at the moment, but early on with the PSP, he openly talked about not updating his firmware so that he could continue to use pirated games that loaded through homebrew apps. His way of phrasing whether or not he pirated things was something along the lines of "if you're wondering whether or not I pirate games, hi, I'm Tycho, and this is a website about video games."
    And on an unrelated note - saving up, twenty dollars per month at a time, for a $400 console does not mean you can afford a $50 per month broadband connection.

    I am absolutely speaking from personal experience on that one.

    $50 per month? That's fucking insane. I have Comcast and it's $30. I don't even have their phone or TV service. Further, are you telling me that you can't afford an internet connection? Do you post exclusively from public computers or Wifi hotspots? Forget whether or not it's "fifty-dollar broadband" because you don't even need that. NetZero or whatever is sufficient.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Franko wrote: »
    Not to mention laptop gaming, hard to be connected when you are in the park.

    Yeah but you only need to be connected like once every 10 or 15 days.

    So if you start the game up even just one time in a wifi hotspot or at home, even for just like 30 seconds or whatever, you're set for the next week or two. And this is assuming that you, for some reason, don't normally play at home. Like, you normally go out to a park to play your video games on your laptop.

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