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The Most Hardcore Way to Die

Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
My girlfriend told me earlier the story of HER grandmother's brother, who, when he found out people were being cruel to him behind his back, walked to a park and immolated himself

When he wound up in the hospital, burned and without skin, he had the grandmother, his sister, blow on him, easily giving him a sickness due to his lack of protection

He died from this sickness

I was like

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Do you guys have any rad stories of dying

What do you think would be the most hardcore way to die

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I am with maddox on this one

    the coolest way to die would be eating a bathtub full of beans

    second coolest is smashing your head against the ground hard enough to kill you and not just concuss you

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I don't see how suicide is hardcore. Especially when you're just killing yourself to spite people that were mean to you. Way to be a big, fat pussy.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    sounds like a blubbering vagina to me

    people didn't like him so he set himself on fire?

    WHAT

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Being launched out of a cannon over the grand canyon fucking a midget who is on fire and landing in a gunpowder factory next to an oil refinery

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    suicide and everyone that commits it is a retarded vagina face

    every PERIOD one

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    My girlfriend told me earlier the story of his grandmother's brother, who, when he found out people were being cruel to him behind his back, walked to a park and immolated himself

    I KNEW IT

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    If someone is doing you wrong you kill them, not yourself.

    People need to pay more attention to the manual.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    sounds like a blubbering vagina to me

    people didn't like him so he set himself on fire?

    WHAT

    He was gay and depressed

    Not a good combination, okay

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lemming wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    My girlfriend told me earlier the story of his grandmother's brother, who, when he found out people were being cruel to him behind his back, walked to a park and immolated himself

    I KNEW IT

    ruh roh
    freudian slip!

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    what if i was being launched out of a cannon to save an orphanage, like a meteor is falling towards it and there are no cannonballs in sight

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lemming wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    My girlfriend told me earlier the story of his grandmother's brother, who, when he found out people were being cruel to him behind his back, walked to a park and immolated himself

    I KNEW IT

    ahahaha

    oh, goddammit

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2008
    drowning in chocolate milk

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Lemming wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    My girlfriend told me earlier the story of his grandmother's brother, who, when he found out people were being cruel to him behind his back, walked to a park and immolated himself

    I KNEW IT

    Oh man after I saw that I laughed heartily

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seta that is the most faggot way to die I ever heard

    jesus

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    My girlfriend told me earlier the story of his grandmother's brother

    what

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  • VorusVorus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    punching a meteor

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    sounds like a blubbering vagina to me

    people didn't like him so he set himself on fire?

    WHAT

    He was gay and depressed

    Not a good combination, okay

    awwwww

    because he was the only sad gay to have ever existed apparently

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i want to die fighting to the death in a physical forum battle

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    hahahaha that's what i get for not scrolling down

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seta, that's not a girl!

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I dunno, but I told my girlfriend if I ever got a tattoo it would be her naked riding a tiger with an SMG in one hand, a flaming sword in the other.

    I think being killed by that there would be hardcore.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    eat a whole box of lightbulbs, while fighting 5 lions, and fucking 3 chicks, and being struck by lightning.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Seta that is the most faggot way to die I ever heard

    jesus

    man, what

    I mean, it's not like fighting dinosaurs or anything, but committing suicide by contracting sickness like that is pretty hardcore

    I mean, it's original, at least

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    killing yourself is never hardcore

    killing yourself is the worst thing you could ever do as a human being

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    When I went skydiving in Australia, I decided that if my parachute didn't open, I would try to elbow-drop a shark.

    Doc on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I want to swim out as far as I can

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited May 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    sounds like a blubbering vagina to me

    people didn't like him so he set himself on fire?

    WHAT

    He was gay and depressed

    Not a good combination, okay

    awwwww

    because he was the only sad gay to have ever existed apparently

    damnwo2fc8.gif

    DJ Eebs on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    The most hardcore way to die would be to fight 100 robot lions naked

    But you don't get killed by the lions, instead you die from exhaustion

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    most hardcore way to die is probably defending your family and friends. that's the best i got.

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  • Seta 3000Seta 3000 Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I REGRET NOTHING

    I'M GOING TO SLEEP NOW

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    sounds like a blubbering vagina to me

    people didn't like him so he set himself on fire?

    WHAT

    He was gay and depressed

    Not a good combination, okay
    look, I can appreciate that clinical chronic depression is pretty fucked up but that still doesn't make suicide hardcore

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    sounds like a blubbering vagina to me

    people didn't like him so he set himself on fire?

    WHAT

    He was gay and depressed

    Not a good combination, okay

    turing.jpg

    Doc on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    That burning story was horrible.

    how were people being cruel to him? did he deserve it?

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Seta that is the most faggot way to die I ever heard

    jesus

    man, what

    I mean, it's not like fighting dinosaurs or anything, but committing suicide by contracting sickness like that is pretty hardcore

    I mean, it's original, at least

    he set himself on fire because people were talking shit

    and then his pussy-ass immune system couldn't handle his sister blowing on him

    and he died--wincing like a pussy, I can only assume

    did he actually have a death rattle or was it more of a girlish giggle

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Another hardcore way to die would be wrestling a bear that is on fire

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    killing yourself is never hardcore

    killing yourself is the worst thing you could ever do as a human being
    wait what about doing the holocaust and suicide

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I would like to die sacrificing myself to kill the devil.

    Like, some kinda Cyborg Ninja shit.

    But with Satan.

    And me winning.

    Graves on
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2008
    Doc wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    sounds like a blubbering vagina to me

    people didn't like him so he set himself on fire?

    WHAT

    He was gay and depressed

    Not a good combination, okay

    turing.jpg

    Bibble on
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  • ZoltanisZoltanis Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My great grandfather died drowning in a vat of beer at a brewery he worked at.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Seta that is the most faggot way to die I ever heard

    jesus

    man, what

    I mean, it's not like fighting dinosaurs or anything, but committing suicide by contracting sickness like that is pretty hardcore

    I mean, it's original, at least

    he set himself on fire because people were talking shit

    and then his pussy-ass immune system couldn't handle his sister blowing on him

    and he died--wincing like a pussy, I can only assume

    did he actually have a death rattle or was it more of a girlish giggle
    ok, this is kind of retarded of you
    he didn't die because he had a pussy ass immune system
    he died because your skin is an important part of protecting you from infection and anyone missing their skin would be extremely prone to infections

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