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When I was in the marines. Somewhere in Afghanistan in a village my rifle team and I were ambushed by a group hiding in various building at one end of town.
My Lt. calls for us to retreat because we did not know what we were facing. I flipped him off and told him I am going to go die like a man.
I flanked the ambush and chased off those I did not kill [tiny] most of this story and it's gory details are not for work or anyone in general[/tiny]
I could post on and on with the rather graphic ways I hae seen people die but then this forum is not the place for it
Your hand takes the shape of a claw and you dig it into your chest. You begin to twist as your face contorts in agony. Suddenly your fingers plunge into your body and you rip out your beating heart. The last few fleeting moments of life are spent consuming it while laughing uncontrollably.
Your hand takes the shape of a claw and you dig it into your chest. You begin to twist as your face contorts in agony. Suddenly your fingers plunge into your body and you rip out your beating heart. The last few fleeting moments of life are spent consuming it while laughing uncontrollably.
My great aunt died on the highway in Arizona a few years back. She was running across the street to Wal Mart and was hit by a speeding lemon truck. My dad got a call from the Sheriff in Arizona the next day ... "Do you have a re-la-tive named Kay Parsons?" "Yeah, why?" "...She's dae-ad." According to the highway patrol, there were lemons for miles...
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They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
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okay that's it
from now on, this is what I'm calling my penis
of all the ways to make a typo, you use "two" instead of "to?"
how does that happen
mid-kiss
That'd be easy.
California's about to submerge any day now.
preferably from something you say
california is not a continent what are you talking about
My Lt. calls for us to retreat because we did not know what we were facing. I flipped him off and told him I am going to go die like a man.
I flanked the ambush and chased off those I did not kill [tiny] most of this story and it's gory details are not for work or anyone in general[/tiny]
I could post on and on with the rather graphic ways I hae seen people die but then this forum is not the place for it
and as you die, you quote a passage of Shakespeare
Man I'm good at hardcore dying
so that was kind of a weak story
So hardcore.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
look, normally when someone doesn't get my joke and just thinks I'm dumb I let it go
but holy moses
it's so obvious I was fucking joking
and who the fuck are you, anyway? Oh, some G&T faggot
Terminal velocity FTW
damn that is a wicked ass name
i just want to furiously pump ian fleming's hand for that one
probably being in a movie with a stupid as fuck name
Fun Fact:
'Quantum of Solace' is a really big wordy way of saying "Measure of Comfort."
The suicide of Munkus's dreams
You think you'd see that kind of thing more often, but it still strikes me as somewhat inventive.
I would probably take the pit of snakes from Raiders of the Lost Ark, though.
I mean, come on.