I was sending a message to this girl I've been chasing around, and I noticed her latest blog entry wherein she talks about how she's dating this guy and "it's great". I assumed she started dating him since we last went out, naturally. So this tore me up for about half an hour before, upon closer examination, I realised she hasn't updated the blog since 2006.
Whoo.
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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I think I am going to stick an unbent coat hanger off the side of my bike with an orange flag on it. That way cars will stop passing within a foot of me. Or they will get all scratched up. Either way it's good stuff.
The issue is when I am trying to get through traffic, I sometimes need that space.
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Good morning, how are you?
I'm Dr Worm
I'm interested in things
That's because you know I'd kick your Salem all over the damn place
spoiler
:?
No, no that isn't there anymore. Thus no more catheter.
Your cock is a she?
going for a Salem = ass joke?
I like!
someone tell Casual Eddy I'm going to track him down for sudden instant lungfish hugs
Well duh, otherwise masturbation would be gay.
Except every time he has sex with a girl he's therefore a lesbian.
Nah, you've done well.
can't you keep up
That was an AWESOME workout. 6 miles in 42 minutes.
Double standards make the world go round!
Well, my world anyway.
Being a lesbian isn't gay, it's hawt!
edit: *shakes fist at Elendil*
Whoo.
I'm sure nothing will go wrong with that.
Is there a problem here?
Dyna, this girl I've been hooking up with but don't want to get involved with sent me a message from chile.
Give me something bitchy to say.
He's Dutch, so it probably looks weird without a few crossed-out O's and S's.
Only if he doesn't post pics. :winky:
Agh, the idea of that makes me feel incredibly unfit (Even though I am, I don't like to feel it)
I did 3.75 miles in 45 mins yesterday and my legs still hurt.
Good job!
what kind of flaws are we talking about here? And how much damage can she do from Chile anyway?
Are you saying you love the cock?
But if she's getting some hot Chilean penis, the joke's on him.
I am fast like the Flash
Only if it's lesbian cock.
American Apparel was having a hoodie sale and the train was out
When I was like 10, I had no concept of distance or time, so I used to tell people that I could run 12 miles in 20 minutes.
She's already had plenty of that.
@Dyna: she would be a lot better looking if she had any breasts. Let's attack that!
@Tav: Up until recently I was running 5 miles in 38 minutes. This was just like a miracle day, and I will pay for it severely tomorrow :P
i thought your people were good at math
Have you SEEN how fast the medium hoodies sell out?!
Someone else's penis.
Unearthly's lesbian penis, even.
Yes, but not so much with the spatial intelligence. Why do you think they all believe China is at the center of the planet?
I once did 1/15th of a mile in 1 minute.
How d'ya like dem apples?
The issue is when I am trying to get through traffic, I sometimes need that space.
Yes, it is a double standard.