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COOTER THREAD

RanxRanx Registered User regular
edited May 2008 in Social Entropy++
THIS THREAD IS ABOUT GIRLS

EWW GIRLS

THEY HAVE COOTIES

talk about your kaaraaazy experiences with the baffling opposite sex

alternatively, girls you can talk about how awesome you are and how much boys stink

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    boys stink

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    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    girls drool

    boys rule

    Clint Eastwood on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    O O . .

    Brolo on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    circle circle dot dot...

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I like girls.

    Boobs are so great

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Boys are pretty stinky in comparison to girls
    Not all the time
    But on average

    BusterK on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Usually I like girls, just not lately.

    Javen on
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I love my wife.

    The Geek on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    girls don't like boys girls like cars and moneeeeeeeeey

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    okay I'll start with baffling girl stories

    riddle me this:

    how does a girl tell you not to try to get with her, but then at the same party get angry when you flirt with another girl

    Ranx on
  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I remember the glory days of Forumers Against Girls.

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Yay for us!

    Finally.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    okay I'll start with baffling girl stories

    riddle me this:

    how does a girl tell you not to try to get with her, but then at the same party get angry when you flirt with another girl

    that is called having your cake and eating it too

    Javen on
  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    girls don't like boys girls like cars and moneeeeeeeeey
    Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Shortest forum meme ever.

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Ranx wrote: »
    okay I'll start with baffling girl stories

    riddle me this:

    how does a girl tell you not to try to get with her, but then at the same party get angry when you flirt with another girl

    that is called having your cake and eating it too

    That's called her being stupid.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    girls don't like boys girls like cars and moneeeeeeeeey

    Cars that go boom?

    The Geek on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I got my blood test today.

    All results normal.

    Which means I do not have any STDs.
    ...ladies :winky:

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    to be fair I am the aggressor in a somewhat similar situation so it's not really a "girl thing"

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.

    Trillian on

    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Why is it they tell you they love you but then they refuse to let you call them by their mother's name?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited May 2008
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    okay I'll start with baffling girl stories

    riddle me this:

    how does a girl tell you not to try to get with her, but then at the same party get angry when you flirt with another girl

    Answer to this and all proceding questions

    1. Women are crazy

    2. Men are stupid


    All relationship problems have their root in these principles

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited May 2008
    holy shit geek I ain't heard that in eons

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    okay I'll start with baffling girl stories

    riddle me this:

    how does a girl tell you not to try to get with her, but then at the same party get angry when you flirt with another girl

    Because she wants you to get with her.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I hate boys because I don't know what they're thinking

    girls are transparent

    that's why we're awesome

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    girls don't like boys girls like cars and moneeeeeeeeey
    Girls who are boys
    Who like boys to be girls
    Who do boys like they're girls
    Who do girls like they're boys
    Always should be someone you really love

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    HELLO I WAS TOLD THIS WAS THE RED RANGER APPRECIATION STATION WAS I MISINFORMED

    Tommy was the best, even if he had that retarded star-visor-helmet-thingy

    The Geek on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I miss the company of a female. I'm willing to pay a hooker just to hang out with them.

    Auntie Shibby on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    holy shit geek I ain't heard that in eons

    BLAST FROM THE PAST, SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    The Geek on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    okay I'll start with baffling girl stories

    riddle me this:

    how does a girl tell you not to try to get with her, but then at the same party get angry when you flirt with another girl

    Because she wants you to get with her.

    no but then she was cold to me for the rest of the night

    so I'm talking to her on msn later and I guess she's mad at me

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Boys are from Mars gitls are from Venus

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
    Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
    Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I hate boys because I don't know what they're thinking

    girls are transparent

    that's why we're awesome

    that's only because you're a girl

    you try to decipher the alterior motives in a guy but it never works because there aren't any.

    It's like looking at a photograph then complaining that you can't see the magic eye puzzle.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I miss the company of a female. I'm willing to pay a hooker just to hang out with them.

    HOW MUCH WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO PAY THAT HOOKER SHIBBY?

    The Geek on
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  • RanxRanx Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    expectations go out the window when Mr. Woman comes to town

    Mr. Henry Bemis on
    Nothing is true; Everything is permitted
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I hate boys because I don't know what they're thinking

    girls are transparent

    that's why we're awesome

    You have this all wrong Sara Lynn. Boys are the ones who are straight-forward and transparent. Girls are the ones who don't let you know what they are thinking.

    Maybe it's just easier to understand the motivations of your own gender. Kind of like how crazy people identify with other crazy people or animals or inanimate objects or anime characters more easily than they relate to sane people.

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