So, we have amassed and spent our money on the game and now many of us wish to eagerly throw more money at you in the form of game related merchandise. Thought I'd try and start one thread to pool the requests.
- Soundtrack
- Xbox live themes/gamerpics
- Xbox faceplates
- Startling Developments Detective Agency Shirt, PAA t-shirt
- FF statuette, metal coin bank style
- Fuschia plushie
- Scale replicas of the ultimate weapons
- Many calls for customized items involving your characters avatar (trading cards would assuredly rock) posters, etc.
And I would pay so very much money for a t-shirt with the line about the cats in the trash can. Good lord I keep going back to that can just for the sheer amusement.
The whole gamerpics and themes thing seems unlikely since there's already around 8 PA picture packs on Xbox LIVE and a couple of themes as well. I do get what your saying though about more game logo based stuff. As for the faceplates that would be awesome. A while back I drew up a few sketches of some faceplates I was going to make (PA faceplates of course) I never got around to actually putting the stencil on the faceplate and painting it though. The only part I had was the basic stencil.
The only thing I really want to buy is a plastic model /statue thing of New Arcadia Tycho and Gabe standing beside each other, Tycho reading his book with his tommy gun lowered and Gabe standing ready for fisticuffs. Essentially their in game poses.
Was there ever an answer to what we can expect/when we can expect it? I know there was a question or more asked on the PA tv thing Gabe did with the concept art but I've not watched it the whole way through.
someone needs to make a fruit fucker juicer fo'reals haha
a FF statuette would be sweet, I don't mind plastic (like high quality resin or something, just nothing light and crappy) as long as it's well made (it's easier to produce), but a die-cast FF would be be too cool, or a tin FF piggy bank or something.
I'd be willing to shell out 80$ for an 8" FF, maybe more if it's well made and makes me want to hump citrus...
someone needs to make a fruit fucker juicer fo'reals haha
a FF statuette would be sweet, I don't mind plastic (like high quality resin or something, just nothing light and crappy) as long as it's well made (it's easier to produce), but a die-cast FF would be be too cool, or a tin FF piggy bank or something.
I'd be willing to shell out 80$ for an 8" FF, maybe more if it's well made and makes me want to hump citrus...
I know it's a bit too elaborate and will never be made, but I'd love a FF statue in a glass case just like the one in the office ingame that's motion activated and humps the glass when you walk by.
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edit: I am sending this to Robert Khoo.
I might just [strike]kill a man[/strike] give my life savings to Child's Play for the rake.
Fruit Fucker statuette.
I would replace my Boba Fett bust on my desk w/ a FF statuette!!!!!
I'd buy a Fruit Fucker statuette, I'd buy posters, I'd buy plush dolls - I already buy T-Shirts.
Take my money, PA - I beg you.
EDIT: Speaking of posters, jack those sizes up to 27 x 40 guys, so they look equally awesome next to my movie posters. 17 x 24 is
tiny.
How much would you pay for me to piss on your fists?
I...I don't know, man...
...is it pure?
Far as you know dude. Go for it. You got nothing to lose.
'cept, yknow...
money
and dignity.
Maybe even custom trading cards.
I would buy a PAA shirt at the minimum.
My name is antichris, and I approve this message.
Yes. I want one. Now. Seriously, right fucking now. I'm not waiting anymore!
I must have it!
It must be die-cast metal or tin or something. I will be disappointed if what we get is some plastic or resin statuette.
I vote for tin. FF's are obviously metal, so should the statuette!
Right now I am envisioning a construction similar to an olde-timey, metal coin-bank.
Exactly what I have in my mind's eye as well. I'd like some sharp edges too so that if I mishandle the fruit fucker, I pay my dues in blood.
Someone please make this happen. Please.
Please.
And...and...action figures! Yessss.
Rather than a statuette, a Bobble-body?
With posable arms and realistic juicing.....action.
I'll take two
I feel ripped off.
Be careful with multiple Fruit Fuckers. You ever have betas (Japanese fighting fish)? Keeping two together could have horrible results.
a FF statuette would be sweet, I don't mind plastic (like high quality resin or something, just nothing light and crappy) as long as it's well made (it's easier to produce), but a die-cast FF would be be too cool, or a tin FF piggy bank or something.
I'd be willing to shell out 80$ for an 8" FF, maybe more if it's well made and makes me want to hump citrus...
I LOVE THIS IDEA.
WTB