Laugh-out-loud moments

devotfeige

For me I found that the majority of the game's merit came in the form of extreme subtleties--little bits of text or dialog that got me to crack a grin or a smile at the reference, but not much more than that. Now, I really enjoy that sort of humor, myself, so I had a blast from that alone.

I'm curious, though;

I really only actually found myself laughing out loud at one thing in particular

(The scream when Gabe assaults the fortune teller. My god, I die laughing every single time.)

and I'm wondering... anything you found laugh-out-loud hilarious?

Ultimaj

i laughed out loud at a certain part, i'm hoping i remember it correctly

when tycho asks gabe "do you want to punch a god?" and then it shifts back and forth between them like 5 times with them both saying "..." i found this pretty funny

Dr3vil

One word:

Ultra-Urine

chowder_monkey

Gabe collects the slum lord's hair.

Exarch

Yeah, Gabe

dipping his hand into his last 'power up' was hilarious.

The death songs of the quartets were hilarious too.

That and the Sinwheel

Promise me it will come to no harm!

Yeah, we're giving it to someone who is gonna piss on it like a thousand times.

All good stuff.

Captain Eleven

Gabe's dialog before you fight the slum lord. Can't remember the exact lines but it goes basically like:

Gabe: Hold on guys, let's hear him out!
Slum Lord: Really?
Gabe: No, we're going to fuck you up.

I laughed so hard.

mntorankusu

I laughed out loud at (among many, many other things):

"This crab is trying to keep his shit together in a world gone mad."

"Crab fact: Crabs are fucking crazy."

These are definite high points in a game that is, itself, a high point.

Psychotic One

This trashcan is filled with kittens. They appear to be having the time of their lives

Or something like that. I smiled.

Oh and...

The look on Tycho and Gabes face when you drink that soup. Dish that shit out yo!

NATIK

Psychotic One wrote: »

This trashcan is filled with kittens. They appear to be having the time of their lives

It is

This trashcan is full of kittens, its cool they are having fun.

TankHammer

*DRAMATIC MUSIC*

*needlescratch*

MC FRONTALOT kicks in with an ending theme complete with dancing mimes.

AlejandroDaJ

I was roaring with laughter when

The urinologist, Whipple, was pissing all over the ferris wheel replica. The looks of horror on Gabe, Tycho, and my avatar's faces compared with the look of serious concentration on Whipple's face had me crying while the description of the event kept changing.

Mr. G

Gabe: Agape?
Tycho: It means 'open'.
Gabe: You know what else means open? Open.

Best line in the game.

I MEANT TO SAY OPEN GRAH

NATIK

Mr. G wrote: »

Gabe: Agape?
Tycho: It means 'only'.
Gabe: You know what else means only? Only.

Best line in the game.

Open it means open.

Mr. G

NATIK wrote: »

Mr. G wrote: »

Gabe: Agape?
Tycho: It means 'only'.
Gabe: You know what else means only? Only.

Best line in the game.

Open it means open.

Damn it, my incredible memory shines through once again.

Jazmeister

tck...Hey man, you gotta let me get up on that.

We (the gathering) thought that hilarious, but I actually was in a pretty goofy mood at the time so I was laughing a lot, embarassingly. I understand the cracking a smile thing, too, it seems like just as much fun as rawlflomging.

antichris

I was sold when I heard he line about Gabe fighting the devil.

BlackDove

The Shithole.

I expected it to be called anything but that. That's the first "Inn" I've seen that carries such a name.

But there were many ROFL moments.

Kster

For me it was the end-movie, where Gabe puts his arm on Tycho, and then quickly has it shrugged off.

Captain Eleven

When Gabe destroys the fortune teller.

I laughed so hard.

MegaMan001

Pretty much anytime uses 'fuck' completely needlessly I laughed. Like when he calls Tycho a 'fucking word guy'.

borkabrak

Well, the idea of what you collect from the hobos in Hobo Alley was pretty amusing to me, but what really got me was one word, seen after you beat the slumlord:

Hobeef!

Captain Eleven

Additional laugh out loud moment:

Calling Gabe and Tycho "a couple of assholes" when you first meet them.

strangemusic

I most definitely laughed out loud at the "do you want to punch a God?" sequence. But for me, the kicker has to be fighting Barbershop Quartets, which I could do all day basically. Gotta love the harmonized entry/exit audio and musical threats.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

The conversation between Tycho and

the barbershop quartet, where he tries to extol the values of synergy in a free market and they absolutely ignore him in favor of shouting about how they want to kill us.

spenderz

I pretty much spent 20 dollars on this game based on the strength of the line

The cat appraises you, and finds you wanting.

Shujaa

Most of the highlights have already been mentioned except this one:

when your character sucks out the soul of the Silent Pope, then gives an enthusiastic thumbs up to Gabe and Tycho... who return it as best they can while covering their mouths in disgust

whytecloud

When i cracked the vandalism guy in the nuts with a rock, i laughed sooo hard.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

"Well... a rat isn't so bad."
"I had a friend with a rat once."
"See?"
"No... that story doesn't end well."
"...Oh."
"Yeah... she died of the Rat Disease."

Omegasquash

"Wagons are useful as fuck."

-And-

The Shithole.

Absolute gold.

Arenow

The Rat and the Wolf, and the Satanic Room too, and the conversations concerning those rooms. I was laughing and worried about waking up everyone in the building at the same time.

Gabe, and his unbearable need to confess that he'd like to punch a God.

"HATS! NOW!", "Wagons are useful as fuck", "Crab fact: Crabs are fucking crazy" and most of those.

Kazhiim

overkilling a clown

strangemusic

Kazhiim wrote: »

overkilling a clown

That is truly great.

Also how they will often posthumously flip you the bird after this/their regular deaths.

Scuzzywuffit

Most of mine have already been said.

Of course, there was the, "Punching a God," sequence, and the Barbershop Quartets. Also, the fact that I was eating soup made out of Hobo Meat made me laugh in a twisted sort of way.

One part that I particularly appreciated, though, was the response, "For murdering purposes, mostly," which is just a great quote to be able to throw out in general.

Willeth

The part where Tycho

inserts the token into Madame Zodora, and then withdraws it slightly, eliciting a moan from the machine

had me laughing

LaCabra

I wonder if I was the only one who laughed aloud at

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

...

Parsley, sage, rosemary and mime?

devotfeige

LaCabra wrote: »

I wonder if I was the only one who laughed aloud at

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

...

Parsley, sage, rosemary and mime?

I chuckled a bit at Gabe and Tycho's reactions to that. They just look so pleased with you.

"Well, I liked it."

cixelsyD

"What ... the ... fuck? I thought these guys were all about good times!"

"A priest and a rabbi are in a bar... then I kill you!"

devotfeige

cixelsyD wrote: »

"What ... the ... fuck? I thought these guys were all about good times!"

I completely forgot about this one. The pacing to that made me laugh on my first play-through.

Scuzzywuffit

Also the way you slide down through the bottom of the panel when you finish talking with the

fortune telling machine

made me laugh probably a lot harder than it should have.

TheRealBadger

I can't remember it properly but it's near the start:

When you go back to desperation st and it's filled with mimes. Gabe says something like "they're a mime a minute" and then he and the main character look at Tycho who comes up with "Maybe it's ... mime ... day?"

And yeah destroying the fortune teller. Straight away reminded me of the scene from office space. "Back up in your ass with the resurrection..." While Gabe's all punching the shit out of the machine on the ground. "Did you forsee that?"

Witch_Hunter_84

(while looking at a dicarded apple core)You wonder sadly if apples go to heaven