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my idea of a perfect life

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i mostly apprecaite Pooro for his quality burns and good taste in movies

    other than that, hes a douche

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    A story as old as time itself.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    enough talking about pooro.

    I started it, I call it to an end.


    Let's talk about China, IL.

    Pretty good?

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i mostly apprecaite Pooro for his quality burns and good taste in movies

    other than that, hes a douche

    Luckily, that's 90% of my personality.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i mostly apprecaite Pooro for his quality burns and good taste in movies

    other than that, hes a douche

    Luckily, that's 90% of my personality.

    just sitting in the movie theater lobby

    "pffft look at that guy."

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    HalberdBlueHalberdBlue Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I forgot to mention that I would have badass mutton chops too.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I swear to God this is stolen from Maddox or some shit.

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    SakebombSakebomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I forgot to mention that I would have badass mutton chops too.

    There is nothing badass about mutton chops

    you FAIL!

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    this would have been better if you stopped halfway but it's still fantastic

    ps i just got a fingernail in my pie

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    this would have been better if you stopped halfway but it's still fantastic

    ps i just got a fingernail in my pie

    Pie is ruined for me now.

    There will be no joy in pie, as I imagine all the bakers without fingernails, smiling through the tears of pain.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Your perfect life is terrible, I pity what must be your current life.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    this would have been better if you stopped halfway but it's still fantastic

    ps i just got a fingernail in my pie

    Pie is ruined for me now.

    There will be no joy in pie, as I imagine all the bakers without fingernails, smiling through the tears of pain.

    What about clowns, and pies? Or Pie eating contests eh? Those are still most joy.

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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My idea of a perfect life?

    Zombies.

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    SakebombSakebomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Life as a zombie, or a life hunting zombies?

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    this would have been better if you stopped halfway but it's still fantastic

    ps i just got a fingernail in my pie

    Pie is ruined for me now.

    There will be no joy in pie, as I imagine all the bakers without fingernails, smiling through the tears of pain.

    it's just a meat pie so don't worry too much

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    this would have been better if you stopped halfway but it's still fantastic

    ps i just got a fingernail in my pie

    Pie is ruined for me now.

    There will be no joy in pie, as I imagine all the bakers without fingernails, smiling through the tears of pain.

    What about clowns, and pies? Or Pie eating contests eh? Those are still most joy.

    But I'll still be thinking about fingernails in that pie, now won't I?


    Also clowns are disturbing.
    Circus Circus in Las Vegas is like some unregistered level of hell.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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    MagicPrimeMagicPrime FiresideWizard Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Sakebomb wrote: »
    Life as a zombie, or a life hunting zombies?


    Hunting ofcourse

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    DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited May 2008

    At 12:35pm its required that you stop and take one of the following actions:
    1. Hammertime
    2. Collaborate and listen
    3. DROP SHUT EM DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
    End.

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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Sakebomb wrote: »
    Life as a zombie, or a life hunting zombies?


    Hunting ofcourse

    As cool as I think Zombie hunting would be, I imagine it's a lot like plain old war and not fun at all.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    MagicPrime wrote: »
    Sakebomb wrote: »
    Life as a zombie, or a life hunting zombies?


    Hunting ofcourse

    As cool as I think Zombie hunting would be, I imagine it's a lot like plain old war and not fun at all.

    Cool for like the first 20 minutes, then becomes more and more hopeless and drudging with each passing hour.

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    DavoidDavoid Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Maybe uhm

    a nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan

    and are you doing the best that you can?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    One thing my perfect life would have is a private island up in the San Juans and a yacht rigged for diving.

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    BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My perfect life follows almost exactly the story of Rip Van Winkle.


    hell yeah.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    This world isn't too bad, I would like to request though that girl scout cookies are year round, and sold by hot college chicks instead of annoying 8 year olds.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    This world isn't too bad, I would like to request though that girl scout cookies are year round and cost half as much, and sold by hot college chicks instead of annoying 8 year olds.

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    SakebombSakebomb Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    This world isn't too bad, I would like to request though that girl scout cookies are year round and cost half as much, and sold by hot zombie college chicks instead of annoying 8 year olds.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I think in order for my world to be a little bit better, mencia would lose his job. On TV too.

    So everyone can see that piggly, greasy son of a bitch cry.

    dee dee deeee

    I fucking hate him so much.

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