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I really need to date every single female on my IM lists

BasarBasar IstanbulRegistered User regular
edited March 2016 in Social Entropy++
Seriously. This may be the saddest thing you have real all day but whatever.

I fail at talking to women online. I have experienced this so many times, I have begun to question my awesome internet socialness.

In the past 10 years (that's when I first got online), every woman I had a conversation going with online (ICQ, MSN, AIM, Facebook, etc. you name it) has abondoned me :lol: And pretty much every woman I have resisted exchanging online information was a success.

So, in details:

Basar meets a girl. Nice chemistry going. Two thing may happen:

1. Basar avoids exchanging any sort of online information like IM screenname, email, facebook, etc.
2. Basar exchanges online information.

If 1 is true --> We hit it off, sex, relationship, whatever.
If 2 is true --> We simply stop talking after a few days.

Am I alone in this? Maybe I am a retard online? Could this be true?

i live in a country with a batshit crazy president and no, english is not my first language

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  • DardraxDardrax Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    i think the first thing you're doing wrong is trying to start a relationship online

    or you're ugly.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dardrax wrote: »
    i think the first thing you're doing wrong is trying to start a relationship ever.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dude I guess you just have a really tiny cyberpenis.

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Man, I really missed threads like this while I was away.

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  • MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Nads wrote: »
    Man, I really missed threads like this while I was away.

    whoa

    I haven't been paying attention.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Monoxide wrote: »
    Nads wrote: »
    Man, I really missed threads like this while I was away.

    whoa

    Holy piss.

    I am a tool.

    edit: yes I am.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    You fucking idiots. (not you, Chris, <3)

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    I...I mean, uh, Karen. Right?

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Goddamnit. Godfuckingdamnit. All my dates end this way. All my dates end with me calling them Chris.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    My relationships are split pretty even between "internet conversing at some point" and "no internet conversing at any point."

    I'm like an internet daywalker

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER

    Oh, you'll be back. Once you go black, you never go back. Something to that effect.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Judging from this post, I'd say there's a pretty good chance that you just aren't good at the internet.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Being on the internet is just writing. And like with any writing, you've gotta know your audience.

    That cute barrista at Starbucks ain't gonna give a shit about that cell phone in a microwave video on YouTube. Do not send it to her.

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  • BearstranautBearstranaut Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Being on the internet is just writing. And like with any writing, you've gotta know your audience.

    That cute barrista at Starbucks ain't gonna give a shit about cell phone in microwave video on YouTube. Do not send it to her.

    Although she will be very receptive to his transformers fan fiction.

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    You ever try and draw Falcor as a giant dong? No? It just ends up looking like a long cyclops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    haha

    did this guy just make a serious post about not being able to flirt with a girl online

    hahaha

    go the fuck outside, there are real girls there

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Judging from this post, I'd say there's a pretty good chance that you just aren't good at the internet.

    I was going to say something like this.

    You are just quicker on the keys than me.

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  • BasarBasar IstanbulRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Dardrax wrote: »
    i think the first thing you're doing wrong is trying to start a relationship online

    or you're ugly.

    I am not trying to start a relationship online... but rather any type of conversation goes wrong online with the opposite sex. Weird.

    Oh and my cyberpenis may need some cyberviagra but hey, that shouldn't matter till I am having cybersex. Right?
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Judging from this post, I'd say there's a pretty good chance that you just aren't good at the internet.

    Thanks for your cruel honesty :P That's what I kinda wanted to hear :lol:
    Being on the internet is just writing. And like with any writing, you've gotta know your audience.

    That cute barrista at Starbucks ain't gonna give a shit about that cell phone in a microwave video on YouTube. Do not send it to her.

    I never send links to anyone cause I hate getting them myself. So I am with you on that universally.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2008
    Bitches love smiley faces

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    haha

    did this guy just make a serious post about not being able to flirt with a girl online

    hahaha

    go the fuck outside, there are real girls there

    If you read the post he says he has no luck online, but plenty off.

    Prohass on
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bitches love smiley faces

    That is one of my absolute favorite episodes of The Boondocks

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Hey, Nads. Everyone's always all, "Nads is awesome," "Where is Nads these days?" and I'm all, "Who's Nads?" and so I just wanted to say, hey sup.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Bitches love smiley faces

    That is one of my absolute favorite episodes of The Boondocks

    those two guys are probably the cleverest characters on that show

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Bitches love smiley faces

    That is one of my absolute favorite episodes of The Boondocks

    those two guys are probably the cleverest characters on that show
    god is cleverest really a word

    jesus that is so awkward sounding

    I dunno

    I didn't bother to check this one

    it should probably be "most clever"

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    nads for mod

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I'm currently hiding from one girl on my contacts lists and all I ever get from her is how much she really wants to have sex with me and I'm pretty much the opposite of interested.

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  • BasarBasar IstanbulRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I shoulda expected my thread to get hijacked :lol:

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    PROUD TO BE AN ATHEIST BECAUSE I DON'T READ FAIRYTALES!

    Fuck that mess, fairytales are awesome.

    Edit: Plus there's tons of hotties at church.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I'm currently hiding from one girl on my contacts lists and all I ever get from her is how much she really wants to have sex with me and I'm pretty much the opposite of interested.

    I went through that with a friend of mine about a year ago

    she didn't seem to understand that I was not prepared to deal with a casual sex encounter

    Shorty on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Bitches love smiley faces

    That is one of my absolute favorite episodes of The Boondocks

    those two guys are probably the cleverest characters on that show
    god is cleverest really a word

    jesus that is so awkward sounding

    I dunno

    I didn't bother to check this one

    it should probably be "most clever"
    my firefox isn't saying its wrong but "most clever" sounds so much better

    "most clever" is definetly the way to go

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited May 2008
    I just don't really IM any more.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited May 2008
    Basar wrote: »
    I shoulda expected my thread to get hijacked :lol:

    Again, gotta know your audience.

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