Seriously. This may be the saddest thing you have real all day but whatever.
I fail at talking to women online. I have experienced this so many times, I have begun to question my awesome internet socialness.
In the past 10 years (that's when I first got online), every woman I had a conversation going with online (ICQ, MSN, AIM, Facebook, etc. you name it) has abondoned me
And pretty much every woman I have resisted exchanging online information was a success.
So, in details:
Basar meets a girl. Nice chemistry going. Two thing may happen:
1. Basar avoids exchanging any sort of online information like IM screenname, email, facebook, etc.
2. Basar exchanges online information.
If 1 is true --> We hit it off, sex, relationship, whatever.
If 2 is true --> We simply stop talking after a few days.
Am I alone in this? Maybe I am a retard online? Could this be true?
i live in a country with a batshit crazy president and no, english is not my first language
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or you're ugly.
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whoa
I haven't been paying attention.
Holy piss.
I am a tool.
edit: yes I am.
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I'm like an internet daywalker
Oh, you'll be back. Once you go black, you never go back. Something to that effect.
That cute barrista at Starbucks ain't gonna give a shit about that cell phone in a microwave video on YouTube. Do not send it to her.
Although she will be very receptive to his transformers fan fiction.
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did this guy just make a serious post about not being able to flirt with a girl online
hahaha
go the fuck outside, there are real girls there
I was going to say something like this.
You are just quicker on the keys than me.
I am not trying to start a relationship online... but rather any type of conversation goes wrong online with the opposite sex. Weird.
Oh and my cyberpenis may need some cyberviagra but hey, that shouldn't matter till I am having cybersex. Right?
Thanks for your cruel honesty :P That's what I kinda wanted to hear
I never send links to anyone cause I hate getting them myself. So I am with you on that universally.
If you read the post he says he has no luck online, but plenty off.
That is one of my absolute favorite episodes of The Boondocks
those two guys are probably the cleverest characters on that show
I dunno
I didn't bother to check this one
it should probably be "most clever"
Satans..... hints.....
Fuck that mess, fairytales are awesome.
Edit: Plus there's tons of hotties at church.
I went through that with a friend of mine about a year ago
she didn't seem to understand that I was not prepared to deal with a casual sex encounter
"most clever" is definetly the way to go
Again, gotta know your audience.