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Love is a Battlefield by Edcrab
Abysmal Lynx
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Evil. Death. Chaos. Rape. Anarchy. Bedlam.
Such unnecessary cruelty- killing so many societies- such inventively vicious, extraordinarily lunatic youths.
So over relevations, revolution yearns.
Hyrule had been at war with the Mushroom Kingdom for so long that Link couldn’t remember what peacetime had even been like. He hadn’t been humped by a crazy mummy-thing for years. His needs were untended.
He brushed his now black and dramatic hair out of his tear-burned eyes and felt the scars covering his lithe body. He swore several times, because he was a man now. Pain had made him a man.
“I am a man,†said Link, who had been made a man by his life of pain and suffering. “Pain and suffering made me what I am. Fuck.†He touched himself some more.
“You are no man,†someone growled in a growlish voice.
Link looked up and gasped at the man who had a masculine growlish voice. “Mario!†he exclaimed. “Fuck.â€
“Yes,†growled Mario. Mario was dressed all in black and his skin had turned black, because his heart was black as a night time moment. Mario was squat but muscular, bulging out of his clothes, the muscular shanks of his thighs threatening to burst his clothes, which he was bulging out of. Throbbing.
“Why are you here?†screamed Link.
“I am here to make you dead,†Mario said clammily.
“ULTIMATE,†screamed Mario.
“HEAD,†continued Mario.
“STOMPPP!†finished Mario.
Mario flew into the air and brought his mighty feet smashing down upon Link’s downy midnight-coloured hair. The pain was indescribable. The pain was like exploding terrorists in the middle of his thoughts.
“Aarrrgghhhh!!!!!†Link screamed from the indescribable pain. It was like burning dogs jumping into his eyes.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!†laughed Mario, quietly. Suddenly, he slowly stepped off Link’s battered body, looming over him, the very picture of squat muscular masculine manliness muscles manliness LARGE THROBBING muscles.
Link looked at how Mario straddled him. “No,†he screamed. Sweat was dripping from them both, their clothes sticking to their bodies, not just because they were very tight as if they were painted on but also because there was so much sweat it was acting like some sort of masculine adhesive. Sweat dripped off them, and some of Mario’s sweat was dripping on to Link, like tears of passion.
“You know we want it,†Mario groaned.
“Yes,†Link gasped. There was no use denying it.
Throbbing.
Such unnecessary cruelty- killing so many societies- such inventively vicious, extraordinarily lunatic youths.
So over relevations, revolution yearns.
Hyrule had been at war with the Mushroom Kingdom for so long that Link couldn’t remember what peacetime had even been like. He hadn’t been humped by a crazy mummy-thing for years. His needs were untended.
He brushed his now black and dramatic hair out of his tear-burned eyes and felt the scars covering his lithe body. He swore several times, because he was a man now. Pain had made him a man.
“I am a man,†said Link, who had been made a man by his life of pain and suffering. “Pain and suffering made me what I am. Fuck.†He touched himself some more.
“You are no man,†someone growled in a growlish voice.
Link looked up and gasped at the man who had a masculine growlish voice. “Mario!†he exclaimed. “Fuck.â€
“Yes,†growled Mario. Mario was dressed all in black and his skin had turned black, because his heart was black as a night time moment. Mario was squat but muscular, bulging out of his clothes, the muscular shanks of his thighs threatening to burst his clothes, which he was bulging out of. Throbbing.
“Why are you here?†screamed Link.
“I am here to make you dead,†Mario said clammily.
“ULTIMATE,†screamed Mario.
“HEAD,†continued Mario.
“STOMPPP!†finished Mario.
Mario flew into the air and brought his mighty feet smashing down upon Link’s downy midnight-coloured hair. The pain was indescribable. The pain was like exploding terrorists in the middle of his thoughts.
“Aarrrgghhhh!!!!!†Link screamed from the indescribable pain. It was like burning dogs jumping into his eyes.
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!†laughed Mario, quietly. Suddenly, he slowly stepped off Link’s battered body, looming over him, the very picture of squat muscular masculine manliness muscles manliness LARGE THROBBING muscles.
Link looked at how Mario straddled him. “No,†he screamed. Sweat was dripping from them both, their clothes sticking to their bodies, not just because they were very tight as if they were painted on but also because there was so much sweat it was acting like some sort of masculine adhesive. Sweat dripped off them, and some of Mario’s sweat was dripping on to Link, like tears of passion.
“You know we want it,†Mario groaned.
“Yes,†Link gasped. There was no use denying it.
Throbbing.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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hell yeah
christ that's cheap
my brother is saving a lot on rent
not even with irony
yeah i'm pretty stoked. the place i'm living now is $550 / month, but it's 20 miles each way to work, so I spend ~$200 / month on gas alone just to go to work. the new place is within biking distance to work, so it's a nicer place in a nicer area and it's going to save me money overall each month.
yeah
anjin was all "hopefully this new place is cheaper" and i was like "how much do you pay in rent" and he said $650 or whatever for a two-bedroom/two-bath house (i think)
and i was like "man we pay $1500 for a two-bedroom/two-bath apartment shut up"
can love bloom on the battlefield?
one: you haven't been inside this gay place
two: i ain't exactly making a whole lot of money
three: shut up
though, when i look at the income based housing in the town we'd like to move to i think we can just stick with this house for a little while longer
we're thinking about getting another roommate which'll solve two problems we have
the first being bills and rent
the second being larry's need to come all over a woman's face
You're just horny because you didn't think of it first.
I moved in with the girlfriend and my split of the rent is like $160 a month.
It's from Shawshank Redemption you heathen
Larry
all nuttin' on things
it's really becoming a problem
How is 4Chan worse than this place, exactly?
worst troll
What's wrong with apartments?
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Where in Irvine is this? It can't be anywhere near the school, because we were paying close to 1900 for a 2 bedroom last year.
and the first post was such a textbook derail
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I thought "Surely he can't be that mad!", but I was wrong. So horribly wrong.
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