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My favorite is all the people laughing at his breakdown in the audience.
Seriously, in everyday life, that kind of situation would fucking suck. But the fact that they air it all on national television just makes it absolutely ridiculous.
I feel no sympathy for his pain. Because the place where my heart should be is nothing more than a deep, dark hole.
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"Do," Great, I get to disturb this guy!
"Not," SHIT! I need to read -FASTER-!
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Okay, well let me put it this way. If the father thinks he's the 2+ year old child's natural father, and divorces the mother because he finds out she's a cheating whore, then he finds out the child isn't actually his, he still has to pay child support to the mother. The California courts still consider him the child's father.
Trust me.
I'm pretty sure there's an option to petition for a paternity test to clear you of any obligation. It's a matter of being lured into marriage fraudulently
I'm not certain in the situation you described, but after the child hits 2 years the "father" basically loses all his rights to be clear of monetary obligations if the mother wishes for child support.
I know that if you had been married for years prior and this happens, what I said is true.
This is a really fun conversation now by the way. And here I was just trying to add some helpful information. I guess I learned MY lesson. Hehehe.
Calm down, Susie Snowflake. You just didn't explain very well the first time, fuck.
Anyway, the flaw with this is that more often than not on these shows, nobody's married to anybody.
woman: "that chille aint mine!!"
Maury: "but Shaniqua, your name is on the birth certificate, and here's a photo of you 8 months pregnant"
woman: "what evvvaaaaaaa!!"
the sad part is that kid, he's gonna grow up and someone is gonna show him the YouTube...
"hey Jim check it out, here's a video of your mom all happy that she "busted" this dude, like she caught him robbing her house or something... and the dude acting like he won the lottery when he found out he ain't your daddy.."
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that one cracks me up every time
or he could have been in denial
like a serious delusion
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Seriously, in everyday life, that kind of situation would fucking suck. But the fact that they air it all on national television just makes it absolutely ridiculous.
I feel no sympathy for his pain. Because the place where my heart should be is nothing more than a deep, dark hole.
"Not," SHIT! I need to read -FASTER-!
Or everyone is married to everyone.
I am the father. what you wanna fight about it?
next week on american gladiators
This alarming statistic proves that most of the time, talking to them will not be effective.
That's when you gotta hit a bitch.
I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch been producing the desired effect?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=z3rskbp3zao
it's an old video but still every bit as intensely awesome as when i first saw it
bitch got owned
woman: "that chille aint mine!!"
Maury: "but Shaniqua, your name is on the birth certificate, and here's a photo of you 8 months pregnant"
woman: "what evvvaaaaaaa!!"
that really was satisfying
I feel so bad for the girl though
she's already four years old and her mom is appearantly a maury regular
right above the bottom caption it said something like 14th Appearance on Maury!
I think the record for paternity tests by the same woman on a talk show (Maury, natch) was nineteen
only if you want to try
Turns out she sat on some girl at McDonalds who got wedged in her ass for a day and a half. Bitch almost flushed.
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"hey Jim check it out, here's a video of your mom all happy that she "busted" this dude, like she caught him robbing her house or something... and the dude acting like he won the lottery when he found out he ain't your daddy.."