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You're not the father!

TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
edited June 2008 in Social Entropy++
So, once again, my sister is watching Maury in the next room.

And, once again, it is a series of paternity tests.

Is that all daytime television is anymore? Seriously.

Let's talk about the schadfreude factories they call talk shows, because at least we'll never appear on them, right?

Also, Weird Al wrote a nifty song about them, so there's that to.

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock regular
    edited June 2008
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRdJ49ItMnc

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    By "this shit" I thought it was going to be a thread bitching about BoP
    But this works

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    You know something is wrong with a society when we're so obsessed with being single that we go to ridiculous measures to absolve ourselves of responsibility when it comes to raising our own Goddamned kids.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    wiggin, what?

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    i was afraid the OP was going to be nothing but that dancing guy from Jerry Springer.

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I once saw a group of midgets on Cheaters.

    A few weeks later one of them was on a show for stalking a regular-sized woman.

    All I thought of was Butters and the ball-chin-boy episode.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    also the only youtube I could find of this song is a shitty fan-video but whatever the song is good

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R5VfXhtB6c

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    you don't know me.

    i'll do what i want.

    People that have strong desires for children confuse me. Children are pretty irritating.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    So are adults.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    i was afraid the OP was going to be nothing but that dancing guy from Jerry Springer.

    figured that was too old hat

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Screw this, I'm gonna go download porn.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    with fishman on this one

    my life is bad enough, without watching rednecks do stupid shit

    for example

    my brother is lonely

    so he just called up a guy who tried to kill him

    to see if he wants to go fishing

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    The title of this thread is really bothering me, actually.

    Only because he always say, "You are not the father." It is like his catch phrase, so he never bothers switching it up with a contraction or anything.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    with fishman on this one

    my life is bad enough, without watching rednecks do stupid shit

    for example

    my brother is lonely

    so he just called up a guy who tried to kill him

    to see if he wants to go fishing

    what

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I thought these shows were all dead?

    They aren't just repeats?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    blankspace I heart you

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    oh god what show is that from

    so familiar

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    dinosaurs

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Dinosaurs.

    no really

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  • WiseguyWiseguy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    goddamn dark, depressing ending

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    dinosaurs

    that's what it was called?

    when did it air?

    might have been too little to really remember it

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Anjin why don't you go fishing?

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  • BlankspaceBlankspace __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    This is now a thread about the awesome that was Dinosaurs

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sonny wrote: »
    Anjin why don't you go fishing?

    i don't want to kill the guy who tried to kill my brother

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  • Xeroxed SoulXeroxed Soul Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    after reading the title the first thing i thought of upon reading the title is luke screaming that to darth vader

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    The title of this thread is really bothering me, actually.

    Only because he always say, "You are not the father." It is like his catch phrase, so he never bothers switching it up with a contraction or anything.

    ...

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    These things are important to me.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    You know something is wrong with a society when we're so obsessed with being single that we go to ridiculous measures to absolve ourselves of responsibility when it comes to raising our own Goddamned kids.
    Can I try to put my babies into your butthole?

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  • BrocratesBrocrates __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    You know something is wrong with a society when we're so obsessed with being single that we go to ridiculous measures to absolve ourselves of responsibility when it comes to raising our own Goddamned kids.
    Can I try to put my babies into your butthole?

    The best kind of porn.

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Sonny wrote: »
    Anjin why don't you go fishing?

    i don't want to kill the guy who tried to kill my brother

    What?

    I meant you go instead of the guy who's trying to kill your brother...

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    You know something is wrong with a society when we're so obsessed with being single that we go to ridiculous measures to absolve ourselves of responsibility when it comes to raising our own Goddamned kids.
    Can I try to put my babies into your butthole?

    Sure, just promise me you'll go slow at first.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    I loved Dinosaurs.

    Remember the baby get high on sugar and fly around?

    I seem to remember there being some sort of a villian...

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  • CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Burden of Proof wrote: »
    These things are important to me.

    Figures.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Sonny wrote: »
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Sonny wrote: »
    Anjin why don't you go fishing?

    i don't want to kill the guy who tried to kill my brother

    What?

    I meant you go instead of the guy who's trying to kill your brother...

    that's what i thought was gonna happen, but apparently not

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  • SonnySonny Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Buy waterballoons and just sit there pissing people off.

    Have a fun time, but flee if you need to
    No idea where I'm going with this

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Volucrisus Aedrius wrote: »
    You know something is wrong with a society when we're so obsessed with being single that we go to ridiculous measures to absolve ourselves of responsibility when it comes to raising our own Goddamned kids.
    Can I try to put my babies into your butthole?

    Sure, just promise me you'll go slow at first.

    At first...

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Blankspace wrote: »
    This is now a thread about the awesome that was Dinosaurs

    Yes.

    Finally.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited June 2008
    Do we seriously have a forumer named Brocates?

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited June 2008
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Do we seriously have a forumer named Brocates?

    TFS alt

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