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Mr. Henry Bemis
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okay what the fuck
for the past two weeks this cardinal has been slamming itself into the window outside my room
like
hard
over and over again
he'll do it about five times then land on the window screen and stare at me, catching his breath i assume, then get ready for another go
it's starting to look worse for the wear
its feathers are falling out in spots and he looks crazier than when he started
oh and like thirty minutes ago i noticed a new quirk
when he rests on the window screen he pecks at himself and gnaws on his legs
what should i do
for the past two weeks this cardinal has been slamming itself into the window outside my room
like
hard
over and over again
he'll do it about five times then land on the window screen and stare at me, catching his breath i assume, then get ready for another go
it's starting to look worse for the wear
its feathers are falling out in spots and he looks crazier than when he started
oh and like thirty minutes ago i noticed a new quirk
when he rests on the window screen he pecks at himself and gnaws on his legs
what should i do
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i think he has earned it
we have .22s but it's about 2 inches tall and constantly moving
It also keeps you from seeing that horrible avian abomination.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
guns?
You pussy.
Get out there and snap it's little birdy neck.
but then we'd just have a bird in our house
and our house has really high ceilings
a cage behind you window
he flies into it, then shut it
and take it to the vet
his name is Cardinal Zen. he is an asian cardinal for the catholic church and his name is CARDINAL ZEN
he just switched
we have like fifty windows
We looked at each other for a second or two, and then I flipped it off and told it "Hey, fuck you."
It was confused.
Wild Cardinal is confused!
Wild Cardinal hurt itself in confusion!
Hey, it surprised me so I can't be held responsible for my totally awesome wildlife burn. Sucker should have stepped back. Everyone knows not cross me or they gon' get taken to the curb. 8-)
OW OW OW oh wait the glass is gone hm oh god a wall
it was not enjoyable
ummmmmmmm. you did the wrong joke.
this was the first thing i thought when bemis IMed me about his predicament.
it was actually a good conversation
It'll probably be dead soon one way or another, if it's freaking out that badly.
Rabies is mammals only, last I checked.
Do the cage thing and take it to a vet.
Well then I stand corrected. Crazy folks in Alabama will tell children anything to keep them inside, I guess.
Seconding the cage/vet thing, then.
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
Something should be done about the bird. I don't know if taking it to the vet will really help the bird this far in. Why pay a vet bill for a wild animal thats going to kill itself anyway when you can do it for free? I might be sounding harsh and like a ruthless bastard, but one way or the other I think the bird is going to die one way or another.
catching him with a cage isn't really an option, that will invariably lead to bird living in our house
besides, pretty sure a vet can't cure crazy